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Saturday Night Drabbles Voldemort's Blessing
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Voldemort's Blessing

peskipiksi

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Humor Saturday Night Drabbles 340 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Dumbledore Gilderoy Lockhart Minerva McGonagall Pomona Sprout

Thank Merlin the Dark Arts job is cursed!

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Chapter 1: Voldemort's Blessing


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0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

bwahaha! awesome punishment for that puffed up twerp! Love it!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Thanks! He needed something!

10/10

mick42

Minerva a women after my own heart, a bed pan a nice shade of lavender I suppose.

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

She's great isn't she? Thanks for reviewing.

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

She's great isn't she? Thanks for reviewing.

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phoenix

LOL I love it. Even Dumbledore regrets having to hire Gilderoy.

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Oh yes!  He was seriously desperate!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Oh yes!  He was seriously desperate!

10/10

sunny33

He would have made a very handsome chamberpot... ;)

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Indeed.  Probably turquoise blue or jade green!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Indeed.  Probably turquoise blue or jade green!

0/10

morgaine_dulac

ROFL

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Thanks!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Thanks!

10/10

MuseAmusant

Lockhart definitely has too high an opinion of himself to ever even dream that he might be seriously annoying to those around him. Never mind a bedpan, Minerva should've transfigured him into a pitchfork and had Crabbe and Goyle use him to muck out the Thestral stalls. After all, Gilderoy is full of it... it's only fitting that he be used to clean it up.

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

ROFL! Best review I've ever had!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

ROFL! Best review I've ever had!

9/10

wiccakitty

That was very funny! I wonder if Lockhart will ever learn to keep his thoughts to himself?

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Thanks! No, I shouldn't think he will :)

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Thanks! No, I shouldn't think he will :)

10/10

HBAR

The staff is certainly giddy over ideas for their colleague, lol.  I love McGonagall!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

I like to think she's have approved! Thanks for reviewing.

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

I like to think she's have approved! Thanks for reviewing.

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anoesis

I had no idea Minerva was such a schemer! I think everyone was grateful when the curse kicked in, even in canon!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Oh, you're so right!  It was such a great prompt it just lent itself to Minerva scheming so much!

Response from peskipiksi (Author of Voldemort's Blessing)

Oh, you're so right!  It was such a great prompt it just lent itself to Minerva scheming so much!

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