Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Chapter 3 of 5
SeventhLucky Number 11? Unlucky seems to be the word more suited here.
ReviewedDear Diary,
Okay, so I'm 11 and this owl came with a letter from Hogwarts and now Mother won't stop crying! Dad seems okay, but I swear I saw him wipe away a tear. I don't know what on Earth is going on with these parents of mine. Honestly! Mum says that it's because I'm going away... but I've lived in Hogwarts my whole life, so where am I going? Dad is the Potions Master, so I'll see him all the time; Potions is my favourite by far. Then Mum is the Transfiguration teacher, so I'll see her a lot too! What is wrong with the world?
Need to go now, I shall inform you about which House I'm placed in.
Effie
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1 Train Ride, 24 Minutes Waiting For Her Name To Be Called, And One Astonished Sorting Hat Later
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Dear Diary,
That Sorting Hat really likes to talk, doesn't it? "Ah... Effer Snape, I've waited quite a while for you. Now then, Gryffindor or Slytherin?" I just said to it: "I dunno, 'cause I've got both in me, haven't I?" So about 10 minutes later, my Mum comes to the Sorting Hat and says: "Sometime today, dear Hat, there are other children too." 'Dear Hat' just chuckled and continued pondering. I had abolutely no idea what was going on in its brain. 5 minutes after that, the hat goes: "I've made my decision," and then shouts, "I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAY: SLYTHERIN!"
Only thing is that I'm the first Gryffindor/Slytherin child there. So if that Satin-be-damned hat has put me in the wrong house, I'll make quite sure that Minerva, or Headmistress McGonagall as I must call her now, will put that blasted thing back on my head and make the right decision this time!
Green and silver blessings,
Effie
P.S. I will write tomorrow, just as soon as I figure out how to change the colour of my contact lenses.
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A/N: The contact lenses shall be explained next time, and Slytherin suits dear Effer perfectly!
Yeah, right!
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Latest 25 Reviews for Miss Snape's Diary
32 Reviews | 6.0/10 Average
LMAO!!!!
Very cute! I'm looking forward to Effer's next entry.
haha... I can't wait to see what Effer tortures her parents with next!
I'm almost disapointed that she's not been put into Hufflepuff. And how is she going to call her parents in class?
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Ah, well that is still to be decided! And please do not be disappointed as the entry to Slytherin will not be without humour(I hope).
Thanks for R&R.
i'm so happy you are writing more of this; it's so charming. i liked her birthday presents very much. i look forward to getting to know more about her. the line about trying to find her signature made me giggle - i remember doing that myself, about a million years ago!
I am so glad you are continuing this story. The first chapter was very enjoyable and your Effie seems like a cute, bundle of trouble waiting to happen. And couldn't happen to a nicer couple. I look forward to more in the future. Thanks, JoAnne
Lovely girl. And about Slytherin or Griffindor you'll understand soon enough. But I'm under the impression that you'll be sorted in neither of them. That will be a shock for both your parents, even more it's Hufflepuff. :D
Too funny! Great job on creating a child's view of the world and family.
Old people are confusing.
That's just perfect for a child to say! And "eye-caterpillars" is too cute. What a great story.
How precious! you must write a sequel...or three. :)
That girl is so cute! I imagine how she will feel when she reread it ten or twenty years later.
That was really cute.
this was adorable. it would be fun to read more of her diary.
LOl, this was great. hope there is more.
Excellent!!! More Please! "Effervescence" - great name. You can't waste it on a short little drabble!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".
Thanks for R&R!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".
Thanks for R&R!
LMAO that was absolutely adorable!!!
This was so very cute. I do think that Miss Snape really and truly does need to continue writing in her diary.
This is very sweet and nice. I really love her first name : Effervescence. If that reaveals her character I pity poor Sev and Herms.
"Daddy's eye-caterpillars" ROFLMAO How funny! Cute chapter! Will there be more?
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R
Very cute!
Tough Pygmy Puffs LMAO!!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Ah hah! You found my 'tough Pygmy Puffs'! Well, this came around when I very nearly swore in front of my little cousin (oopsies!) and I had to think of something quickfire! Thanks for your review! Hugs, Sev.
she could try different coloured contact lenses , keep people guessing
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Well, if and when my other story featuring Effer, Different, appears on here, you will see she does play about with her lenses quite a bit. Thank you for your review! Hugs, Sev.
Nah, she's never a Slytherin!
she sounds more like a Hufflepuff to me, now wouldn't that put the cat amongst the pigeons!
LOL bed at 3pm