'T'ain't Easy
Chapter 2 of 2
Ladymage SamikoFor the grangersnape100 'boggart' challenge. Sigh... It ain't easy being a boggart.
Reviewed'T'ain't Easy
"'T'ain't easy bein' a boggart these days," Bart complained.
A chorus of boggart voices agreed.
"I mean, you're practically considered a parlour trick," Bart continued. "'Poof', it's one thing, 'poof' another. Bloody exhaustin' and not enough fear for even a midnight snack when all's done." He took a swig of bogey ale while others nodded.
"So what's set you off, then, Bart?" called Perry. "Always thought Snape a right easy bloke."
"Was," Bart groused. "'Ad to turn into a 'orde of curly-'aired, lightnin'-scarred kids, for a start. An' then 'is bleedin' wife Riddikulused 'em into 'is own personal cheerleadin' squad."
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That was just brilliant! *laughs*
a total hoot! thanks
Ah ha! This dozen children are their father's biggest fans. And that's how it should be, isn't it?
Well done!
Beth
Uh oh. He's done it now. I can just see him and Hermione with an even dozen children... a veritable classroom of children all his own.
Loved it! 
Beth
Oi! Oi! That truly IS and unforgivable curse for poor Severus!Thanks for the chuckle.
what a hoot! thanks
hahahahaahahahahahahbrilliant!
Brava! Bravissima! *applauds* Loverly, jes' loverly...~Lotm
Twelve little Harrys cheering for Snape? What an image! TFFW.
liked it even more than the first one!
heh, heh, heh. she sure knows how to hit him where it hurts!
Hee! I love the mental image I got there.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Oh, that was just lovely! Thank you, thank you. Very sweet.
Hee hee hee hee. That is an absolutely fabulous curse.
Caused a strange cackling sound to fill my room... 
and questions to come from down the hall as to 'what was so funny', and "Why on earth are you laughing like that?!?" 
Needless to say, I'm e-mailing her the link to this fic. I figure she can find the rest of your drabbles on her own. 
This is listed as incomplete. I sure hope so. This sounds like a great opening to a very humorous tale. Twelve children? Does Minerva realize that this would have more of an impact on Hermione than it would on Sev?
OMG TTOOOOOOO funny!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! What a curse! I thought maybe James Potter would be worse but no; he hated james, whereas he's just annoyed beyond belief by Harry. A dozen little Harrys!!!!! a hahahahhahahahahaha1!!Can't waitfor more
rotflmao....guess i never realized how rough a boggart's life really was... :D
Minerva hit a nerve here, and trust Hermione to add a cherry on top... or twelve. Between these two, Severus is truly screwed. Such an excellent idea, and expertlly done!
Poor Bart. 
I don't know which was worse.
What on earth did he do to make Minerva THAT mad ?