The Flunky Peter.

The Flunky Peter sung to The Funky Gibbon given to us by that wacky trio, The Goodies.

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As always I don’t own the original music or lyrics, The Goodies Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie can be blamed for them. I'm just the strange lady who wrote the filk. JKR owns everything Potter and in her debt we stand for giving us a fun world to play in.

Please note: Have something handy to wash your brain with.

JustJeanette

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Do The Flunky Peter

We're the Death Eaters,

How do you do?

We've just been down to the zoo.

Saw a Peter in a cage doin' a dance that could be the rage.

It's not hard, so let's all do

The Flunky Peter!

Curse, Curse, Curse

(Chorus)

Do do do the Flunky Peter (Flunky Peter?)

He the man with the silver hand. (Curse Curse Curse) -- Flunky Peter

Curse, Curse, Curse, the Flunky Peter (Flunky Peter?)

He’s a rat or don’t you know,

So, come on, do

The Flunky Peter Nowwwww.

Now get ready to do the Flunky Peter!

Raise your wand up above your knees, cast Petrificus and watch the Muggles freeze

Now cast Imperio and Crucio like you crave

And Avada Kedavra them into the grave (Curse Curse Curse, Flunky Peter)

Now won't cha gimme an eeeech (eeeech)

Come on gimme an arrgghhh (arrgghhh)

Give me an diiieee (diiieee)

Now put 'em together and what have you got?

A lot of dead Mudbloods on Voldemort's lot

(Chorus)

Do do do the Flunky Peter (Flunky Peter?)

He the man with the silver hand. (Curse Curse Curse) -- Flunky Peter

Curse Curse Curse the Flunky Peter (Flunky Peter?)

He’s a rat or don’t you know,

So, come on, do

The Flunky Peter Nowwwww.

Curse, Curse, Curse, Flunky Peter

Curse, Curse, Curse, Flunky Peter

Curse, Curse, Curse, Flunky Peter

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JustJeanette... who was asked to submit this... REALLY [evil grin tm]