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Well, I've Never. . .

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Humor Romance Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges 21,424 Words 4 Chapters WIP

Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape Name Withheld (surprise)

A party at Number twelve Grimmauld Place goes awry for Hermione till Severus and Lucius step in with a special game of dice.

Originally written for Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenge #13.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Well, I've Never. . .

Chapter 2: Really, I Haven't!

Chapter 3: Okay, Once . . .

Chapter 4: A Week

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Reviews for Well, I've Never. . .

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0/10

nightshift

Trying to picture who Lucius would want that badly. Canon character? Hmmm. Looking forward to the answer.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

*Raises Snape-like eyebrow* Of course it's a cannon character! We should be getting at least a few hints by next chapter, and probably finding out who by chapter four.

0/10

mugglemomof3

I had no idea this wasn't a one-shot. The first chapter stood on its own beautifully. This chapter was great. I can't wait to see what happens next. Thanks for the update. It brightened my morning!

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

*blushes* It was a one shot. It was written as a one shot. I was talked into continuing it.

Thank you for the review.

10/10

Hollypop

Eeeee, another chapter!! Looking forward to Lucius making a yummy return. Wonderfully written - I'm off for a cold shower. Can't wait to read more

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

LOL, I'm glad you're happy with the continuation, and thank you for the complements. Lucius probably won't make it back for chapter 3, but if all goes as planned there will be another SS/HG/LM chapter and a SS/HG/LM/Lucius' Lady Lurv.

0/10

Brisinggammen

Lovely. Wonder whether they will invite Lucius back?

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

The four parties involved seem to have come to a rather amicalble arrangement, so yes, Lucius will return.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

10/10

Merlina Thalia

Wow that was hot. It's hard to find three-somes that aren't slash. I would love to read more:)

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. More smut cookies are in the oven, but it'll be a chapter, maybe two, before Lucius struts his stuff again.

10/10

surfmistress

Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!

Could it get any hotter? This story was absolutely captivating and hot and funny and...did I say HOT? LOL

These three together are a favorite of mine...and the fact Ron got put in his place is just icing on the cake! Thanks for a most enjoyable story. Hope to read much more from you in the future :-)

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you very much. Part two is being worked on as we speak.

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Wow, that was hot *fans self* - I love those three together. Wonder who Lucius is pining for? Please, please write a sequel to this

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

LOL - Glad you liked it.

Now, about Lucius - I promised him I wouldn't tell anyone just yet. As for the sequel, it may take some time because of RL things but it is being worked on. Please keep in mind though, there will be some other things that need to happen before Lucius makes another smut debut (let alone Lucius' lurv).

10/10

lover_not_a_fighter

oh my!very impressive writing! i really enjoy the whole hermione/snape/malfoy trio it's quite unique and thought-provoking.good job :)

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. This fic came very very close to staring Severus/Hermione/Charlie Weasley but, in the end, Lucius demanded his due.

Thank you for the compliment and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

9/10

alex valentine

Ah poor, clueless Ron. I nearly feel sorry for him. Only nearly mind ;)

Liked the story, especially snarky Snape at the end.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

*snerk* Ron deserved it. The question is, will Hermione feel he deserves a bit more. Remember the rules of the game, after all.

10/10

elsolel

This has so many elements that I like: Lucius/Severus/third in a not evil grouping, Severus/Lucius 'teaching', nice ending. There are more, but I'm not a writer and can't verbalize them well. I think this is a very lovely story.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

You verbalize just fine. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Ironically enough, I can take Lucius just about any way he's served, but I just can't do evil Severus.

9/10

DoctorQ

Whew! (Fans self) That'll show Ron! That was good...too good to just leave hanging. Who is Lucius pining for? Since Lucius was kind enough to help Severus get Hermione, perhaps they should extend the favor back. What are friends for?

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thanks. As for the who... I'm not telling just yet. But given that Hermione is such a kind hearted soul, she just might decide to help some things out eventually.

0/10

fyiagcg

delicious, my dear

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.

10/10

LillaQ

This is so good! Great story!

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you.

8/10

ozarkmoon

Oh, this was so good on so many levels. Love this trio too!

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

fireflies

wow.

well, this was lovely indeed.

and... virgin author, you say? I'm even more amazed :)

I like how Lucius was always emotionally faithful to Narcissa.And this line made me laugh: "Now, had you been blunt and simply asked me out, we could have been shagging like nifflers for months already." Nifflers, bwahaha! xD

I'm so glad that the HGSS_Digest on LJ pointed me this way! Well done!

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. It's good to know people got a chuckle out of it.

10/10

emmajm

loved it more more more please

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

LOL - I'm working on it. Thank you for the reveiw.

10/10

Hollypop

Ok - OMG, you are god! Would LOVE to read more from you...just, gahh. Need a cold shower.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. Part two is in process.

0/10

Aldara

Yum! What a great fic! :D

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thanks, it's nice to know you enjoyed the read.

10/10

Amethystique

Whew! *fans rather glowing perspirating face* How HOT was that! If Hermione doesn't want Lucius then I'm free on Saturday night! *Grins evilly* Brilliant!Blessings

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you. I doubt Hermione would want to keep Lucius, but the though of how long the 'Lurv Lucius' line would be is cringe worthy.

10/10

Soul Bound

Teehee! lol

Nice one! I loved it in every way, from the smut, to the SS/HG love, to the Ron hating -- my favorite thing! :-D Can't wait to hear more from you!

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you, though the Ron hating wasn't intentional... much.

Response from Soul Bound (Reviewer)

Ah, well, I'll cherish it all the same. ;)

0/10

Gwenog Jones

Great job! That was not only well-written, but very hot! Cold shower time...

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

On the bright side, it saves wear on the water heater.

Thank you.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

You must finish this. Write more. It demands more!...Okay, I'm demanding more. But still, write more! (I also suggest replacing taunt with taut, and impelling with impaling.)~Lotm

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

With the writer of some of the hottest smut on the internet demanding more, I just might have to do it.

There is a part two plot bunny lurking under my computer desk, but I haven't decided if Hermione and Severus need to finish out the night first.

Thank you.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

Finish it! Write more! Finish that! Write more! ...And while you're at it, if you could be ever so kind as to reveal whom Lucius is pining for...and hopefully it's someone he actually has a chance with, since I"m a terminal, hopeless romantic...~LotmP.S. Flattery will get you blushes, but won't stop the whingy demands. (This is the PetulantPoetess website, after all, teehee. Now, write more!!)

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

ROFL

You're too funny.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

*a-hem* Stop laughing and start writing!*thbbpt*~Lotm

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

*a-hem* Go check your email.

*raises eyebrow*

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

I checked it! Start writing...about that, too, if you must. *mock-heavy-sigh*~Lotm

10/10

Maddy Riddle

*fans self*

Great story! I'm still drooling, so if I sound incoherent your smut is to blame for it. ;)

That was hot. I envy Hermione. Lucky, lucky witch.

Oh, and I don't care who is Lucius pining over, I just hope he's invited to join Hermione and Severus again. After all, why settle with one when you can have both.

Lucky Hermione. Now, if I could have those two in here for a game of dice...

*goes to re-read the story and drool more*

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and yes, she is one very lucky witch.

10/10

themistresssnape

Stunning darling!! Could you tell me how to get in on one of those games? ~The Mistress

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you my dear. It's nice to see you around again.

8/10

freda

Excellent, wonderful characterisation and hot, hot sex.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it.

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