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Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges Well, I've Never. . .
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Well, I've Never. . .

1: Well, I've Never. . .

2: Really, I Haven't!

3: Okay, Once . . .

4: A Week

Well, I've Never. . .

inna_chy

116 Reviews   |   116 Ratings, 0 Likes, 208 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges 21,424 Words 4 Chapters WIP
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape Name Withheld (surprise)

A party at Number twelve Grimmauld Place goes awry for Hermione till Severus and Lucius step in with a special game of dice.

Originally written for Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenge #13.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Well, I've Never. . .

Chapter 2: Really, I Haven't!

Chapter 3: Okay, Once . . .

Chapter 4: A Week


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Reviews for Well, I've Never. . .

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10/10

Nimisha

I've read your story a number of times and each time, I sigh at the end...wanting more!  You're writing is so wonderful and of course, the sex is fantastic!!!  But I really want to know more about what happens in the next chapters.  Do you think you'll write more of this or will I just have to be satisfied with this little tidbit? 

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Real life problems have currently banished my muse and my writing time.  It will get finished is still being worked on when sanity coincides with a few spare minutes.  No fears.

0/10

cwest

I love this one.  I hope you plan to continue it one day.

9/10

Katie616

Ooh! You're being soooo mean! Now I just have to know what they're talking about! Grr. It's mean. Very mean. Extremely mean. Unequivocally mean, to quote (sorta) your story.

But I loved your story. It's very. . . erm . . . interesting. I love it. (as I tell everyone I ever post on/talk to, I use that word much too much. It's a strong word, like hate, and I really have to teach myself not to use it lightly, as there are very few things in the world that people actually love. But yeah.

Not that your story has all that much plot, but it has enough to be commented on. The whole idea of a game asking questions about each other is quite wonderful, and the fact that Hermione has done, in my opinion, normal things for a girl of her age, though of course I don't know anything about that sort of thing, is easily beleiveable.

I like the whole, well, what do you call it? Comfort sex? I dunno. It's a good idea, and you did a very good job describing it. Although I'm not experianced in those sorts of things either, it was very well-written.

Thank you for a very good read. Sincerely. (that sounds so stiff! Ugh)

Katie

0/10

faula_tara

ok its got to be either molly or lunabut the way lucius was complaining about molly id bet on herlooking forward to your next potsyours trulu julie

0/10

faula_tara

extremley hot threesomeit will be intresting to see how you end this i am looking forward to an update thanks for the smutyours truly julie

8/10

queenelfina

I am enjoying your story and cant wait to read more

10/10

lmm

ooohhhh gods.....more! more!! more!!!...what is Severus' fantacy?...who in Lucius "pining" for?-enjoying every pleasurable word of (my fantacy) ... umm, I mean your stories.

8/10

gwenivere73

I love this story, please update soon don't make me start begging.

0/10

miz

OOHH... this is quite a hot story.. now I am left wondering who Lucius is pinning over for.. Quite a funny story with the parts of Ron getting squashed over.

0/10

elsolel

ooo  excellent.  I can't wait to find out what she has planned and who Lucius wants.

0/10

Lady Laurelin

You know, this could really work as a one-shot... I was pleasantly surprised to see that it continues.

0/10

anogete

I *need* to read more!  :-)  I love the way you're portraying Snape, and the little mystery concerning Lucius is fantastic.  Can't wait for the next chapter!

10/10

Nimisha

Ooooo...terribly delicious!  I loved this....very sexy, very witty, and very intriguing story idea!  Please do let us know when you've written more...I can't wait to see what comes next!  Shell

10/10

Sevariger

Can't wait for the next chapter.  I was kind of hoping Lucius would join Severus and Hermione in their relationship, but I hoped to much.  :  )

10/10

JTBJAB

*snort*Fantastic chapter... I really can't wait for the next update!

10/10

ylang_two

it's not like any of us are real ron fans, but I abhor the idea of Hermione "getting it on" with the red git.  While a threesome is hot at times, I still prefer Hermione with Severus.  wanna find out who Lucius is pining for!

10/10

ylang_two

who wouldn't want to be a love sandwich between two captains, hot steamy sexy Slytherin sex gods like them?!?!  Not a rhetorical question *arch smirk*  Hermione has exquisite taste in men. . . .

10/10

blue artemis

That was hot, and I love that Severus gave in to Hermione.  And I love her threats to Ron. 

10/10

Sampdoria

Oh goody, a new chapter to this brilliant story! It could very welll have been a oneshot, but who am I to complain when the update mekes it even better. You are evil though, not letting us know who Lucius wants. Could it be Ginny? It usually is her when there is a pairing with Severus/Hermione and Lucius with someone else. That can be brilliantly done, but maybe you have something up your sleeve and surprises us all? Hermione's fantasies were hot, hot, hot, the whole story is hot, keep this up and you migth be blamed for participating in the global upwarming:-)

9/10

firefly124

Oh, very interesting!  I look forward to seeing where this goes.

10/10

fireflies

Ooh, that was lovely. I loved how Hermione described all those scenes :)

Thanks so much for updating. It was so great to read. And I look forward to the next chapter; and finding out exactly what Severus told Hermione... about Lucius? And his 'lady love'?

Well done! 

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

I was really happy to see another chapter of this. It's hot and well written. I liked it that we don't know what Snape was telling Hermione. Can't wait to see what she is up to and of course still wondering who Lucius is so infatuated with...

0/10

Brisinggammen

Oh, you evil woman. First you give us hot and steaming smut and then you leave us with such an evil cliffhanger. Well I'll just have to sit hear on the cold cliff and wait until you update...

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Oh, it wasn't that bad of a cliffy, now was it?  No wondering on whether or not our favorite ‘sex on legs’ character is going to survive the curse, no wondering if Hermione will really take the plunge with Mr. Wrong, no debate as to whether our chosen hero is really a wolf in sheep’s clothing... 

Don't think of it as a cliffhanger -- think of it as necessary suspense building to counter-act the gratuitous and inflammatory use of unadulterated smut. 

Either way, the next chapter is being worked on, so hopefully you won't be chilled for too long. 

10/10

pickles

OH what is she up toooo???

Great reading. 

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Even I'm not entirely sure what Hermione has cooking, but that look certainly doesn't bode well any of the reluctant parties involved.

Thanks for the review. 

10/10

Bentwaters

I'm so tickled that this is "more"!  It totally makes my day, if not my whole week!That was some HAWT fantasizing going on in Miss Hermione's mind.  I think I may have to incorporate some of those into my own imaginings.  hehehe I enjoyed it all.  Especially how we got to see how Severus "apologized" but yet don't know exactly what he said to her.  Brilliant.  Can't wait for more.

Response from inna_chy (Author of Well, I've Never. . .)

Thank you for such kind words. There was the smallest temptation to make Severus' apology an 'out loud' one, but it just didn't seem like a Severus thing to do.

Besides, if a little mystery didn't add to the sex appeal, Severus and Lucius wouldn't have a third of the free world lusting after them, right. *grin* I really am glad that you enjoyed it.

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