Oh this is a fun parady! Do you plan on continuing it?

“Hermione, dearest, stop playing games. You know you can’t protect yourself, you’re only a woman."I love you for writing this. Canon Hermione is a totally kick-ass, independant, and powerful character, and I hate seeing her twisted into a helpless victim who is suddenly in desperate need of protection. She's a witch, damnit! I'd take her as a guard to Harry or Ron any day, and Tonks is next on that list.Seriously, if the craziest, scariest, most dangerous Death Eater is a woman, what makes people think that Hermione is any less capable of taking care of herself then Snape or some other male character is?Another thing that bugs me about some fics with that plot is Hermione's lack of reaction and sense of justice and self preservation. It's like she's immediately subjugated and pushed around, and she really doesn't do anything about it, which is so completely OOC.Okay. Deep breaths. Sorry, that's just one of those things that really gets to me. No disrespect to any fics/authors who fall under that category. I really just hate to see that kind of back pedaling, y'know?Anyway, thanks for writing, it was hilarious and thought provoking, as I'm sure you can tell. Have good one :o)ickles.

Erm...okay. Is this all just a dream? It's weird enough to be. I can't understand why Snape would be running through a field...and the whole "trying to break them up" thing...and I suppose it'll all be explained? I'm certainly hope so. This chapter made me laugh, and despite my confusion, I want to read more. Lol :D

Oh, sounds like a good plot to me.

Great start

This is hysterical.  I can't wait for more.  Snape skipping through the pansies is great, keep it coming.