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Hermione's Little Black Book
zambonigirl118 Reviews | 5.93/10 (118 Ratings, 0 Likes, 113 Favorites )
Hermione needs to discover herself sexually as well as intellectually. Ultimate HG/SS pairing, but there might be others in the way.
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First off, I haven't even READ the story yet and laughed my ass off at your disclaimer. The disclaier alone has me hooked and have concluded this story is going to be awesome. SO this must a record.See you in a few chapters - I'm going to have to fun!Livvy
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Hey-I saw your other review before seeing this one. Glad you liked it!
i've decided this song should be Hermione's theme song for this fichttp://youtube.com/watch?v=OHe_j3WRRlcStorm LargeLadylike
Ladylike(Storm Large and the Balls)
I’m sorry about your girlLittle center of the universeAxis turns the worldAnd you need a jet to get to herOh, the way she moves, attracts all kinds of focusFrom all over the roomShe smokes, not ladylike. She’s not ladylike
Mister, mister, big and tallYou take the world and spin itYou don’t fuck around at all, noYou’re in it, to win itThen you can get the goldAnd you go make some moreSo you can win the girlCuz baby that’s who you’ve been working for
She’s big and she’s proudAnd she knows what the world is about
chorus x2Hey, what the fuck is ladylikeIf ladies like to do what the fuck they likeJust like you, yeah. Just like you.Look out man here comes another one
Well I’m so sorry about your wifeShe’s up and off and runningGoing on with her own lifeWord to your motherShe’s stunningAnd there’s a part of youThat’s just a little scared of herAxis turns the worldAnd you need a jet to get to her
She’s great and she knowsHow to wear the pantsAnd the rest of your clothes
chorus x2What the fuck is ladylikeIf ladies like to do what the fuck they likeJust like you, yeah. Just like youLook out man here comes another one
On my knees or on all foursFrom underneathHear me roar
chorus x2What the fuck is ladylikeIf ladies like to do what the fuck they likeJust like you, yeah. Just like youLook out man here comes
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
that is a good song for this fic. After all, she's just doing what men normally do.
Another great chapter! And so soon! ^_^ (After my review anyway... ^_~)
Lucius' reasoning is quite interesting...with what he's told her, I can see Hermione accepting, but then there's the warning Severus gave to her and his disappointed look at the pub.
I liked that Severus got her jewelry too, and she kept it, and that her co-workers are thawing, if not exactly warming up to him. Seems like there's a bit of jealousy on both their parts.
Hopefully Ron won't think that they're automatically back together after the...activities...they have planned.
Looking forward to the next, although I understand if the wait is more than a day this time. ^_^
Glad you had a nice vacation too.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Well, you just reminded me that I needed to post the chapter!Yes, I think that Hermione would be willing to help Lucius with his political aspirations. As to his offer of pleasure...that's another story all together! Thanks for the review.
Ooh, angry sex *G* And Ron isn't even who she's peeved at. Lovely! Looking forward to the next installment.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Yeah, poor Ron indeed. The guy is going to have an existential moment with Hermione. The windows of heaven will open, and he will see clarity. Only I can't write that. Ron!Sex is just...I tried. I really tried. Yeah. No.
Hooray, an update! Loved it. Lucius and his machinations...hmm, very intriguing. And Severus with his bird. Not sure if I like that. Great job! I can't wait for more.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
I don't think Hermione liked Severus's choice of companion, either. And Severus was definitely disapproving of Hermione's male friends. Thanks for the review.
Lol, what an amusing story! I like it very much!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thank you!
LOL......can't wait for the next installment....keep 'em coming.[oh my! No pun indended...lol]
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
LOL. Naughty girl...go to Severus for a spanking!
Response from chyara (Reviewer)
Promises promises...
Just found this fic, and I must say that I'm loving it so far!
I really liked Viktor a while back, and I'm enjoying your OC Katherine as well as the emerging relationship with Severus.
The conversation that she overheard:
“…practically running a crusade of her own,” she heard a familiar-sounding voice say. She hoped it was Remus. “All the better, dear chap,” another familiar voice answered. “A woman on a crusade is infinitely preferable to one on a mission.” “I fail to see the difference, Lucius.”
sounds like they were talking about Hermione before they even knew she was there. If that's the case, I wonder which man was the one to bring her up...
I also liked the little bit about Swan Lake: very interesting background/side-story... Perhaps she'll look Bill up for some more information.
I'm looking forward to your next update.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
You just totally reminded me that I have the next chapter and need to post it. Off to do that! Thanks so much for the review. I've thought about clarifying that conversation, but I like it the way it stands. I think to delve deeper into it would be to give the reader an unfair advantage that Hermione doesn't have. It also might give away what Lucius's motivation is...I did write a more complete conversation, though. Maybe I'll post it somewhere after the final chapter has been uploaded, or as a footnote.
awesome! Please update!
Hi I love this story...Is malfoy a veela are pert veela? Is she going to shag him? Will Severus forgive her if she does? How long till the next chapter? I'm sorry i'm asking so many questions but i'm a little sleepy and SOOO curious to see what happens.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Veela? The Malfoy? Surely not. He's a very Pureblood Wizard, just ask him. If he were part Veela, I doubt he would own to it. Can Veela be male? I don't know. Anyway, no, sorry. He's just really, really, REALLLLLLY pretty. I hope the following chapter cleared up a few of his motives for you.
are you ever going to finish this peicei want to see hermione reject lucius and see his reaction i want to see snape finally let hermione know his feelingscome on pleaseplease please
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
I am going to finish. There are about three or four chapters left of this story. I just got back from vacation, and I'm about halfway finished with the next chapter.
Response from faula_tara (Reviewer)
wonderful thank youi hope you had fun on vacation as a mom i found them more stressful with kids but that is just meo and thank you again
loved the chapter! though i havn't cecked to see if you've posted in sooo long i had to re-read the last chapter!I loved that she hooked up with lupin.so whn is she gonna hook up with sev?
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Well, if I told you when, would you still want to read? LOL. Soon. Soon.
Eep! That Remus. He's such an alpha.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Rawr. He sure is. DH never happened. He's very alpha.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Reviewer)
*sporfle* DH defnitely never happened, as I haven't read it yet. Gotta finish writing my book 7 first.
Yippe another wonderful chapter.
thank you auntie!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
You're very welcome.
Well, I was a bit surprised that she hopped in the sack with Remus, but I ammor concerned with Malfoy's motive. What is he up too?
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
I've been trying to get her to hop in the sack with Remus for the last three or four chapters, and she just hasn't cooperated. I think they're both a bit upset about it, too.
Yay! New chapter!
Glad that those two are moving towards each other :-)
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thanks! Yes, I'm glad, too.
Wow lovin the story so far, very erotic!cant wait for next installment!!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thank you so much!
I loved Hermione's last line of the chapter. I can't wait to see what Lucius is up to--and what's going on with Severus. Wonderful chapter. I can't wait for more!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
...yeah...I can't wait, either. What is going on? I sure hope I know. I'm starting to get worried. It wasn't originally supposed to happen this way, but I changed my mind as women are wont to do. Ah well. *pats own hand* I'm sure it'll turn out all right in the end.
Oooh nice ending for this chapter. :))
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thank you!
I'm glad they made progress too.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Yes. It's about time!
pretty funny story. It's refreshing that everyone is somewhat out of character, but not so much so as to be unreconiseable.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thanks for the review! It's difficult to write this kind of story and keep everyone in the character that has been presented to us. For one thing, they're much older now than they are in the books, and they've all seen more, so natural evolutions must occur. To allow them to still be recognizable, though, that's the hard part. Thanks for the encouragement.
Thank you for continuing this story.
I'm glad you decided to take your time with the chapter.
It was excellent.
As always - waiting.
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Hey, happy anniversary...whatever. It's almost a year since I started this thing!I hope the next chapter isn't four months in the making! LOL!
I was seprised to see this story updated. I was just looking around and found it again. Pickles will be very pleased that you uodated as well. Well until next update. Bill
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thanks, Bill! They just didn't want to cooperate, so I didn't update as soon as I wanted...it happens. You'd think that three horny people would be inseparable, but not so with these three.
-foams at the mouth- sooo hot! Keep up the amaaaazing work!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thank you!
So happy that you've updated it!
Response from zambonigirl (Author of Hermione's Little Black Book)
Thanks! I'm glad I updated, too. It helped that they finally cooperated with me...