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A Practical Approach
themistresssnape124 Reviews | 6.04/10 (124 Ratings, 0 Likes, 155 Favorites )
An epidemic of pregnancy after the celebration of Voldemort's demise spurs a mandatory Sex Ed class to be taught at Hogwarts. Heaven help the seventh years.
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After many years away, and many forays into other fandoms, I'm back to my roots. The Granger-Snapes!
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DA-YAM! Can he tutor me? All I could think of as I was reading it was...oh, god..can he f*** me like that too?? Please?
definitely my vote..;)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Honey, you aren't the only one! Thanks so much!!! ~The Mistress
Response from queenp (Reviewer)
I may not be the only one...but I'm the most important one!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
That's how it's going to be, is it? Well then, you, me, and wands on the Quidditch pitch in an hour. Then we'll see you gets tutoring from Severus! ~The Mistress
Response from queenp (Reviewer)
Well...if you want a duel...know that I'm more than capable..Right now, circumstances have me so desperate that I'll do anything for a tutoring session...
EXPELLIARMUS! *
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
catches The Mistress's wand*
Come on Severus..I think I need a lesson that only you can teach me. *turning to look at Mistress* pbththth
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Perhaps you should be warned that I am adept in wandless magic, as Severus has been a delightful teacher.ACCIO SEVERUS SNAPE! *The Mistress steps in front of Severus when he drops to her side*You can keep the wand, dearie, I've got another in Sev's chambers. If you need us, we'll be in the dungeons. Bother us at your own risk. *Smirks triumphantly at
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
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Response from queenp (Reviewer)
for now...I'll let Severus have his say about being dropped by your side...then he knows where to find me...
*to Severus* I'll be in my chambers waiting. You know that I'm tastier than Mistress. Come on up when you tire of her.
*walks non-chalantly back to castle, adding little extra swing to hips*
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Flirt all you like, love. I've got enough to keep Sev busy for quite a while. I wouldn't hold my breath.*follows Severus back to the dungeons, squealing when he throws her over his shoulder and slams the chamber door*
Cute story. I must say that I love the Chapter names -- they made me giggle as much as the story did. :)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I kind of wrote the chapters around the titles. I had those in mind first (especially Part I which I stole from Southern's wonderful banner!) Glad they made you giggle! ~The Mistress
Bravo! I wasn't expecting the second half so soon, but was delighted with the result. Thanks for a breath-stealing good time. -- JoAnne
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'm on a roll lately. Didn't want to piss of too many of my readers by going two whole weeks without posting. And I really wanted to get this one tied up and out there. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! ~The Mistress
No reason to be modest, I think it's brilliant!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! I just hope you think the same about the rest of it! ~The Mistress
I like it and can't wait for the next parts. A pregnancy epidemic. LOL! Funny.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I just posted the final part. Hope you enjoy that, too! ~The Mistress
I had to giggle at this, thanks:)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I just hope the rest of it makes you giggle, too! ~The Mistress
This is NOT horrid Mistress. It's actually quite good. My only critique would be that there's not enough information on what's being said in the class. That's where the fun stuff is. But maybe I'm jumping the gun and that will be in the next part.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
There will be a bit of what McGonagall is saying in the girl's class, but once you see a bit of it, I'm sure you could imagine yourself how that class goes. We will revisit Snape's class again before the end of it, trust me. ~The Mistress
Response from snapesslavegirl (Reviewer)
Wonderful. That's just what I wanted to hear. Lol. Again, great story so far.
i can't wait to hear what the boys decide to talk about to make them look good in bed( haha) sorry i have yet to run across a male who doesn't have some down fall I am not perfect but at least i don't try to hide that fact
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Not really much experience there, but I'm sure they can come up with something good to talk about. ~The Mistress
Hang on a minute - what's horrid about it?????This is, right now, my fav of these fic. Seriously. Ron was hilarious! And he didn't come across as really idiotic, more panicky than anything (and loads of boys wouldn't know the term menses) - that was LOL.Snape was very Snapey - loved the end bit.Dear, you got nothing to be worried about (and I don't say it unless I mean it)! Well done on your first challenge.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Well, in my mind, it's horrid compared to some of my other stuff. I guess I'm just used to writing angsty bits and things like that. The humor sounds strange to me. I'm glad you like it, and I hope the rest of it is to your liking as well. ~The Mistress
Oh I don't think it is horrid at all. I laughed in all the right places. Thanks for posting. I look forward to the rest. -- JoAnne
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I was rolling when I wrote it because it just seemed so terribly stupid. But if you guys like it, then I suppose I can grow to love it as much as my others. ~The Mistress
Oh my Goddess! I think I've just peed myself with laughing so much!Puberty is when you start wanking off? I just have to put that to the guys at work!Brilliant little plot bunny and now I want the girls side of the taleFan-bloody-tastic!Blessings
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Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Oh the girls are having a bit of a rough time with it. Just imagine, learning about sex from McGonagall! ~The Mistress
This is fantastically fun! This challenge is quickly becoming one of my favorites. I eagerly await your next installment of the story - loved that last bit with Snape. ::grins excitedly while anticipating Snape talking about...umm:: /reviewing (lovely job here, very well done).
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much. Severus does quite a good job, enough to ignite a bit of curiousity from the rest of the school. ~The Mistress
Don't worry that much. It's good. Ron speaking of menses and Severus last phrase made me laugh a lot. I'll be waiting patiently for the next chapter. (Any excuse for HG/SS is a good one *winks*)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'll say, just can't get away from those two. I'm glad you liked it. ~The Mistress
You may not have thought this was good, but I've been sitting here laughing so hard that I had to reread it 3 times to make sure I didn't miss anything. Very funny!
Cheers
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much. You have no idea how difficult it was for me to write humor like that. ~The Mistress
I'm enjoying this greatly, that's for sure! It's the only SS/HG one I found so far, so I'll vote for it. :D Poor people - I feel bad for the students and teachers alike. I'm sure the students don't want to be hearing about that from their teachers, and I'm pretty sure that the teachers aren't thrilled to be lecturing the students on this subject.Wonderful job, either way, I'm really enjoying this. It's so amusing. I can't wait for the next two chapters to be posted, and I really hope you update again soon!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'm going to try to get it posted by the weekend. And thanks for the vote, I hope I don't do anything to make you change your mind. ~The Mistress
Wonderful story. Are you sure you don't want to write some more? This is great smut. I mean, stuff.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I think I'm just going to leave this one as is. I'd like to see what you guys think happened afterwards, Merlin knows I dropped enough clues to leave it open ended. ~The Mistress
I think this is my favorite yet. Please update soon. I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd wake the kids. But, I kept on reading because it was so funny.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you! I'm going to try to finish it within the next few days so I can get it posted before I go to camp. ~The Mistress
I wouldn't call the story horrid. What you're doing to Harry and Co. may be a little horrid, but that's the general idea of the challenge. *smirk* I'd say you're right on target!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Terrible, isn't it. And if you think the boys are suffering, you haven't seen anything. Thanks for this wonderful spawn of plot bunnies, it's the first challenge I've seen that my sick mind could really have fun with. ~The Mistress
this was bloody hilarious and just great!!!!!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks, this was my first foray into humor. I guess I did okay, then? ~The Mistress
this is funny!!! very funny! i love it already!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! ~The Mistress
*whistles*
*fans self*
Let me just say how very much I enjoyed this. Fantastic stuff you've go there.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! ~The Mistress
wow. oh dear. that was....satisfying, lol. ha ha
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Why Thank you! ~The Mistress
Damn. That was sexy. Love his last line too.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I've toyed with going back to this one to write a sequel, but I haven't ever figured out where I could go with it. What do you think?
Very nice! I loved the ending...fun idea. I thought this story was very well-written and was a delight to read. Fantastic job. *clicks the favorite story link* : ) ~Jen
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much!!!~The Mistress
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much!!!~The Mistress
I thought this was very cute and hilarious. You're writing is not as bad as you hint at in your author's note. Keep up the great work.~Jen
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Why thank you! It was my first go at humor, so I was really nervous.~The Mistress
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Why thank you! It was my first go at humor, so I was really nervous.~The Mistress