A Practical Approach
themistresssnape124 Reviews | 124 Ratings, 0 Likes, 155 Favorites )
An epidemic of pregnancy after the celebration of Voldemort's demise spurs a mandatory Sex Ed class to be taught at Hogwarts. Heaven help the seventh years.
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After many years away, and many forays into other fandoms, I'm back to my roots. The Granger-Snapes!
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I liked the story very much. It would be nice if it had one more chapter, just to deal with McGonagall and her awful lessons.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Others have said the same thing. ~The Mistress
Sweet heavens that was hot. MM needs to be taken to task though very unacceptable lessons on her part.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I just couldn't help myself on that one. Glad Hermione took her education into her own hands, hmm? ~The Mistress
Whew! *wipes perspiration off brow* What a marvellous tutor Severus is. I wonder if he's available next Thursday? Around 2pm? *grins evilly and chuckles at prospect* I feel so sorry for the girls though. Maybe the boys could give the girls lessons? You know, give them the practical approach. After all, all the cunnilingus lessons have to have a practical to make sure they are doing it right?Brilliant and my money is on you for the title
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
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Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! You are the third person to ask for Sev's wonderful tutoring services. I'll check the schedule, since you asked nicely. *scowls, remembering that duel with queenp* I've got my fingers crossed! I really want that banner! ~The Mistress
i guess it's a good thing Snape is only teaching the boys. Could you imagine the girls all asking for private lessons. lol
McGongell should have taught the boys. Maybe scare them a little.
What is Dumbledore's thoughts on the way the girls are acting? Same with Pomphrey isn't she a bit curious as to why her patients are a bit freaked?
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I suppose they've put it down to hormones, or they're just feeling terribly humiliated at having to go through this class. Severus would be quite a busy--albeit sated--man if he was teaching the girls. It's enough trouble trying to keep other reviewers from getting his tutoring services! 
~The Mistress
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question is does hermione share her insight with other females???
Response from pickles (Reviewer)
geez sorry for all the same reviews. my computer kept locking up and the review seem not to go through.. oh i can me such a dummy.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Then I shall seriously respond to this one, and make very Snape-ish comments on the other. Do not take them seriously! Anyway, several others have wanted a continuation, but I'm kind of happy with this one the way it is. Who knows, maybe someday... ~The Mistress
Very nice... I loved the little gestures... Severus kissing her forehead, pulling her hair out of her jumper... finally a subject that Hermione needs extra tutoring in!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I think I'd be on my knees begging for tutoring from Snape... and maybe a few other things. *smirks* Oh, where was I? Oh yes, I thought I might put a bit of gentleness in there, that way it leaves it open for you guys to decide what happened next. ~The Mistress
Response from AMRA (Reviewer)
If you are implying there is a chance you might expand/continue this story, please count me in on the PLEASE DO side!!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I might, but I'm also open to someone else putting their two cents in, too! ~The Mistress
Interesting concept... I can't imagine Snape offerring to provide specific instructions... BTW.... Ron was too much!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Severus can be quite unpredictable if you leave him to his own devices. Trust me... and I just couldn't do a challenge like this and not give Ronald the run around. It wouldn't have been right. ~The Mistress
sooooooooooooooooo hot!!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you! ~The Mistress
I've read queenp's review. And I have to say that you need to learn to share...
Can I tempt you with a threesome? That way you don't have to leave and I can have a bit of Severus too. 
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I can share just fine if I'm asked nicely enough. And, dearie, you can Floo us anytime. I'm sure we could work something out! ~The Mistress
*mumbles* Hermione is a luck wench.
*fans self* That was hot.
I mean good. Yes, good, and McGonnagall's speach was proper and correct... *LOL* Poor girls. They would be so scared of boys that the guys won't have anyone to practice with. Is McGonnagall trying to change Hogwarts into a nunnery? Maybe she wants the girls so scared that they would castrate any man getting too close to them. *sniggers*
*re-reads Part IV*
*Maddy is unable to continue with this review because she's drooling*
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Yes, I know exactly how you feel. My keyboard is still damp, and I wrote the damn thing. I just couldn't see McGonagall being anything but terribly prudish about sex. And that was where the fun began. ~The Mistress
That was, just, wow!!! 
Really, really good!! 
Cheers,
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you! ~The Mistress
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Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
What do you think, you insufferable Gryffindor! Of course not! ~The Mistress
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waiting for more hopefully.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Must I answer this question AGAIN! Gryffindor's never learn. ~The Mistress
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waiting for more hopefully.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
This seems annoyingly familiar. ~The Mistress
oh this is so funny. onto the next chapter. hubby is giving me some strange looks. will have to refer him to this story..
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Perhaps he could learn a few things from our wonderful tutor? ~The Mistress
Short, succulent, and to the point. Gets my vote ;)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! I may just have a shot after all!
Too awesome! You should write a sequel.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I believe that is the fifth request for a sequel. Maybe someday... ~The Mistress
sexy very sexy story
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you so much! ~The Mistress
ahahaha very enjoyable little tale! I am enjoying these challenge responses so much! Excellent work! Thanks for sharing!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much. I had fun with this one. Who knows, I may pick up challenge writing. ~The Mistress
*phew* That was some tutoring! Where can I sign up for a lesson?Great story. Thanks!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Let me just say this, you might want to take a look at the review queenp left before you go signing up for tutoring. He he. Glad you enjoyed it! ~The Mistress
Response from Miepje (Reviewer)
Severus is a very popular teacher *grin* I wonder why? ^^
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
The man knows what he's doing, that's all I've got to say. ~The Mistress
*grins* I loved it. Best one like this ive seen so far!Gah, you shouldve done another chapter where one of the teachers (preferrably snape) goes into the other class and like take takes notes or something because Dumbledore asked of it, and then Snape gets all pissed off or starts laughing at her teaching techniques and takes over the class...Then dumbledore made Snape take over the class. Wouldve scared stiff ol' McGonagall into the next century. Haahahha oh well, just some wishful thinking. XD
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Other people have asked for more, but I kind of like this one the way it is. I'm glad you guys like it, although I don't quite know how Severus would go about teaching the girls! ~The Mistress
Excellent smut, dear!Even though you were uncomfortable with the humour, you should write more of it - it really was well done.Nice, cheeky story.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks much! I'm going to try to get more at ease with it. Hopefully I can come up with something good. ~The Mistress
I really enjoyed the idea of Snape turning the Sex Ed course into a Seminar on Sexual Prowess. Those bits were great. The by-play between Hermine and Harry and Ron was great, too. Your portrayal of Ron quite matches my opinion of the git. However, I'm not really fond of student Hermione/Snape stories. I just can't see Snape crossing that line. I know...I know...it's seventh year and Hermione is legal...but...well, that's just me. Anyway, the story was fun and funny.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'm not much for those either, but I really just couldn't help myself here. Glad you still enjoyed it though. ~The Mistress
Oh that was fantastic! Loved McGongagall & Snape's different approaches to teaching; of course, the lemon was nice too. ;) Should you wish to continue this fic, I really can't say I'd have any objection...
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I doubt that I'll continue this one. To me, it just seems right the way it is. I'm glad you enjoyed it! ~The Mistress
Response from lady_rhian (Reviewer)
I understand entirely. I get the same way with some of my pieces. This was great fun to read, though. I'll vote over at Potter Place, of course.
Great story. Now where to vote?
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Voting will be over on Potter Place. I'm not exactly sure when, though. You can check the rules under the challenge to see exactly when. ~The Mistress