Chapter 4 - It Isn't Right
Chapter 4 of 10
thebridgeovertheriverkwaiHermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone, she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with just a month left to graduation, she needs to find a way to make her snarky Potions professor accept her dinner invitation – even though she doesn't want him to.
ReviewedChapter 4 - It Isn't Right
Hermione stabbed a piece of Shepherd's Pie and shoved it into her mouth. The Great Hall was bustling with students enjoying their dinner, talking, laughing and clinking their cutlery eagerly with each bite. Hermione, however, was in no mood to join in. She examined her half-empty plate sullenly. If it was at all possible, she felt even worse today than she had last night in Dumbledore's office.
Not because she regretted her rather unorthodox method of handling the Potions professor. No, she felt no remorse whatsoever about that particular part. But the quick, exhilarating feeling of throwing caution to the wind and giving in to her frustration about being belittled had vanished as soon as Dumbledore's disappointed blue eyes had drilled into hers.
And now she was back to a confused state of on the one hand longing to rebel against every single rule Hogwarts had ever adopted and on the other hand quietly blending in with the rest of the student body, being invisible and harmless for the remaining weeks.
So far she had done neither, and she was growing restless of her maudlin state.
It had been obvious to Harry and Ron that something had gone awry the night before when she never turned up for dinner. They had tried their best since then to coax her into giving them details, but she had merely snubbed them off, telling them it was none of their business. And although Harry hadn't said, "I told you so", in so many words, she could tell he was itching to.
She pushed her plate away, dabbed her mouth with a napkin and was about to excuse herself when the doors opened and the mail arrived. Twenty-odd owls swooped in and landed haphazardly around the Hall. All of a sudden a Howler erupted at the far end of the Gryffindor table, immediately attracting everyone's attention.
Hermione could just make out Matilda Tomlin, a second-year girl, blushing feverishly, desperately trying to make the Howler stop wailing about her failing Herbology.
"IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SPENDING EVERY WAKING MINUTE ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION, YOUNG LADY!" A high-pitched female voice, most likely Matilda's mother, echoed through the Hall.
"That's one of our new Beaters," Ron said and nudged Hermione in the side. "And she's brilliant too! Somebody should tell her mum to lay off her."
Satisfied with a job well done, the Howler stuck its tongue out as a final nail in the coffin and began the task of shredding itself, sprinkling the pieces over Matilda Tomlin's head, much to the amusement of her classmates. The laughter elevated to new heights as a flustered Pomona Sprout was seen sprinting down the middle aisle, heading for the now slightly disheveled girl. Sprout came to a sudden halt behind Matilda and awkwardly tried to console her but ended up making it worse as a couple of Slytherins, caught up in the moment, started chanting:
When you pout, hug a Sprout! When in doubt, hug a Sprout!
Hermione tore herself away from the ruckus, debating whether or not she should intervene in some way, when from nowhere, a black sleek-looking bird gracefully landed in front of her. Not recognizing the messenger, she carefully unrolled the scroll tied to its leg and started to read, her eyes growing wide with disbelief as she got to the end.
Miss Granger,
It has been pointed out to me that my behavior as of yesterday was out of line. The inconvenience said behavior has brought upon you is, I admit, unfortunate. However, I fail to see how a detention with Professor Palmer constitutes as suitable punishment in relation to the crime committed. Rest assured, had it been up to me, expulsion would have out-ruled any other alternative.
With that said and without further regressing from the point if your offer still stands regarding dinner, I am, regrettably, obliged beyond my power to accept.
Professor S. Snape
A flash of anger surged through her as she read the last sentence. She jerked her head up towards the Head Table, spotting the Potions professor at the end, hiding behind a curtain of greasy black hair, scowling at his food.
That infernal man! How dare he? she thought and slammed her fist down so hard her goblet of pumpkin juice toppled over, causing the liquid to slosh into Ron's lap.
"Oi!" He rose clumsily and began wiping his pants frantically with a napkin.
"Oh, I'm so sorry! Evanesco," Hermione said and started cleaning up the mess. "Honestly, Ron, why you would use a napkin when there are at least five simple spells..."
"Not now, Hermione," he said, annoyed. "Who was that from anyway?"
"Oh, alright," she huffed. "It was from Professor Snape. Dumbledore obviously told him to apologize for behaving like a complete arse..."
"Keep it down!" Harry said nervously, his eyes darting to the Head Table.
"Only this is not an apology, it's another bloody insult!" Hermione said fiercely, waving the parchment in front of them.
"Miss Granger!" Pomona Sprout's voice suddenly rang out above their heads. "Mind your language! Last time I checked you were Head Girl, so do try to act accordingly." She glowered viciously at Hermione and stomped off for the Head Table, leaving Harry and Ron with their mouths hanging wide open and Hermione fuming from her ears to her toes.
"If one more person pesters me about my Head Girl duties..." Hermione hissed.
"Hermione, you need calm down! If you keep this up, you'll be in real trouble," Harry hissed back, cutting her off.
It's a little bit too late for that, Hermione thought darkly. An awkward silence settled between the three Gryffindors until finally Ron cleared his throat.
"Um, Harry, we need to get going or we'll be late for practice, only a couple of 'em left before the big game."
This year's big Quidditch finale was taking place in two weeks between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, and both Houses had been cramming in last minute practices every day for the last month. While Hermione spent most of her free time at the library, Harry and Ron had basically been sleeping at the pitch, discussing tactics and trying out new moves.
"Yeah, I know, let me just ... " He took a last gulp of his pumpkin juice and rose. "There, let's go."
"Hermione, are you coming down to watch?" Ron asked, already knowing the answer.
"Ehrm, no, probably not. I have some homework to do ... "
"Alright. See you later, then," he said over his shoulder as he and Harry made their way out the Hall.
She watched their retreating backs thoughtfully for a second and then suddenly made up her mind, rummaging through her back pack for a spare bit of parchment. Scribbling quickly, she folded up the paper and called for the unfamiliar bird who had perched on a window sill close by. She fastened it to the bored-looking bird's leg and felt a little smirk form on her lips.
The bird looked at her with disgust as she tried to offer him an owl treat, flapped his wings irritably and took off for the Head Table. She watched as it landed next to the Potions professor.
With long, lanky fingers Snape unfastened the scroll of paper and read the answer. Angrily he snatched his head in her direction, and they locked eyes. She just smiled smugly and gave him a small shrug, satisfied with his reaction.
Later that night found Hermione nestled down in one of the leather armchairs in front of a crackling fire in the Gryffindor common room. It really wasn't necessary to use the grates since the heatwave from Hades seemed to have invaded the Scottish highlands, but Hermione didn't mind.
She stroked Crookshanks distractedly, frowning at the parchment in front of her. She was trying to compose a letter for Christopher, her boyfriend for the last eight months, but found it increasingly difficult to concentrate. He had been writing her a letter a week for as long as they had been together, and they were always very heartfelt, telling her how much he missed her and how he longed for her.
She liked him, that much she knew. She just couldn't make up her mind about whether she liked him enough. So she had put the decision on hold for some time, but summer was rapidly coming closer, and she was running out of excuses as to why she didn't want to make any holiday plans with him.
Her mind wandered to the Potions professor and the strained relationship that had formed between them. Well, only a couple of weeks left, and then you'll leave that mess behind. But gaining another ... She sighed irritably and gazed out the window.
She was so lost in thought that she didn't notice the girl standing next to her.
"Miss Granger?" asked a mud-covered Matilda Tomlin, clutching her broomstick nervously.
Hermione smiled what she hoped was a reassuring smile and put down her quill and blank parchment.
"Yes, Matilda? Do you want to talk about what happened at dinner?" Hermione said sympathetically, "I'm so sorry..."
"Um, no." Matilda blushed at the public humiliation from earlier and shifted her feet. "I just got back from Quidditch practice and well ... Professor Snape wants to talk to you."
"What!" Hermione yelped in alarm. "What do you mean?"
"He's outside the portrait hole, and he told me to get you," Matilda said, growing concerned at the Head Girl's unexpected reaction, and pointed towards the door.
Hermione darted from the armchair, quill and parchment flying everywhere, almost tripping over Crookshanks and narrowly avoiding a collision with the floor. "Thank you, Matilda," she said, flustered, as she tried to remove a strand of hair from her mouth. "I'll just go check, shall I?"
The now definitely frightened second year only nodded in response and all but ran up the stairs to the girls' dormitory.
Hermione tentatively walked out the portrait hole and peered around. She found Snape leaning against the wall, looking up at the ceiling.
"Professor?" Hermione said as she started walking towards him.
Snape immediately retreated from the wall and resumed his usual looming stance.
"I apologize if I am inconveniencing you at this late hour, Miss Granger," he drawled insincerely.
She stopped a healthy two meters in front of him and frowned. There was no one else in the corridor, so if he wanted to hex her, this would be the perfect opportunity.
You're being silly, Hermione, she thought to herself. Remember that you're more than capable of handling anything life decides to throw in your way.
Not if it's a well-aimed Killing Curse from a scorned ex-Death Eater, another small voice whispered. She shook her head, freeing herself from those ridiculous thoughts.
"It's really not a problem. What can I do for you?"
Snape sighed.
"I am here to discuss your ... response to my letter. Or lack thereof." He handed her the parchment containing the single two letters. She glanced at the answer and stifled a snort.
"No."
"I don't think there's anything to discuss. I gave you an offer, you declined. You thought it was a standing invitation, and I corrected this misperception," she said briskly.
"You are forgetting, Miss Granger, that I, unlike yourself, have made an effort to apologize for the lack of character I showed earlier."
"You can hardly call that travesty an apology."
He cocked an eyebrow at her.
"I can assure you that this "travesty" as you call it is more than anyone has received from me in a good thirty years."
"Well, be that as it may, I'm quite certain Professor Dumbledore put you up to this." Hermione crossed her arms over her chest.
Snape looked at her intently, as if weighing pros and cons in his head, and then finally, it seemed, gave in with another sigh.
"If you must know, the Headmaster threatened to terminate my employment if I failed to find a way to make you re-offer," he said, lips curling.
"Did he really?" Hermione said, feeling quite touched at this odd but still rather sweet gesture.
"Yes. He's got a ... flair for the dramatic, as you might have noticed," Snape said with the tiniest smirk on his lips.
"Maybe it's not such a bad idea," she said, daringly giving him a cheeky grin.
"Miss Granger," Snape said warningly.
"Oh, fine." Hermione spread out her arms. "Since you asked so nicely." She paused for dramatic effect and continued in what could only be described as a teasing tone of voice. "I don't know if you've heard this, Professor, but my parents own a restaurant in Muggle London and I was wondering ... "
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Adorable! Thanks!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You have saved me from a paroxysm of tears, and I couldn't be happier with the outcome of your story! I LOVED the way you tied so much of what was said and done during their dinner at the Björn and the Sill in Chapter 7:
•Hermione 10 years ago: "Maybe we'll have to meet here in ten years, and I can lend you my notes."
•Severus now: "It's the original formula for the Wolfsbane potion." Snape cut in. "I just thought that ... to get you going, but then ..." He cleared his throat, not daring to meet her gaze.
•Hermione 10 years ago: Severus had declined her invitation to meet her at the restaurant in ten years. "Alright, fine." She shrugged and took a last bite of her dessert. "But if you change your mind, I will be sitting right here, with all my awards lined up, waiting to be admired."
•Severus now: "Your awards." He cocked an eyebrow at her. "I thought the premise of this meeting was for you to show off all of your achievements in the Potions field."
•Hermione 10 years ago: She asked him if he would like to try the specialty dessert- "lingonberries with a fudge-like sauce." "Sounds ... endurable," Snape teased.
•Severus now: He asked her if she would like to get some coffee, and she replied "Sounds ... endurable," with the smallest smirk tugging at the corners of her mouth.
•In Chapter 8, on the top of the Astronomy Tower 10 years ago: Severus found Hermione drinking Professor Palmer's whiskey and trying to light a cigarette. His reaction was to lean forward and gingerly plucked the unlit cigarette from her mouth. "Don't be ridiculous," he said softly. "You don't smoke." Snape examined the cigarette closely before he tossed it out the window. That was when he said "Unless you would like to join me." And she had.
•Severus now: When he left the restaurant after Mrs. Granger had informed him that Miss Granger was now Mrs. Collins, but just before he Apparated, he saw Hermione "leaning casually against the facade, gazing out at nothing in particular, a cigarette in one slender hand, was indeed Hermione Granger. Collins, he corrected himself and rolled his eyes. Such an inane name."
"That's really not good for you, you know," he said and pointed towards the cigarette in what he hoped was a nonchalant way.
I wanted to cheer when Severus laid that inane man out cold after he had called Hermione a lying, conniving, cheating bitch. In fact, that entire scene with Severus, Hermione, Christopher, Mrs. Granger, Percy, and the elderly couple tickled me no end! It's as perfect a Snape defends Hermione
as I've ever read. Well done!
I had a hopeful smile on my face when she said she'd like to have dinner with him sometime and then Apparated away. But when she came right back and kissed him and Disapparated both of them, did a happy dance!
I know I've gone on too long in this review, but I just couldn't help myself. I have looked forward to every single update since I read the first chapter. It's one of my favorite stories, and I thank you for sharing your talents with us. It's a real joy to read a good hurt-comfort SSHG story.
*Hugs you*
Beth
PS– Thank you for the nod to Alan Rickman's Colonel Brandon.
PPS– Further thanks for reminding me of the song for this chapter. It had been decades since I'd heard it. "I was hopeless, helplessly without a love until you came along." GREAT CHOICE!
I love how the evening turned out for Severus and Hermione, although I wish there was a way to Make the Night Just a Little Longer.
Hermione handled Lucius' rude behavior very well– put him in his place and took away his favorite restaurant at the same time. LOL!
May favorite lines were the last ones in the chapter: "Well. Nevertheless, thank you for an unforgettable dinner." He gave her a small smile. "Hermione." This bodes well for the future.
Beth
I loved the update. I also loved that they had a great time, even if I must admit that I am still angry at Severus for all his biased and harsh words to Hermione before their dinner, I guess I am not as forgiving as she is:-) (And no matter what he thinks, running to Minerva with Hermiones letters and costing her her Headgirl position, was childish, immature, rude and several other negative words.... I would not have forgiven that any time soon)
Well after all the fuss that Severus made, it turned out to be a lovely dinner after all. I loved the way Hermione delt with Lucius Malfoy, I wonder how he is going to explain not being able to come back to her favorite restaurant to Narcissa.
I don't know which one of them is behaving like the bigger fool, but I do hope Severus shows up for the "date" and that they both can refrain from baiting each other... but she does make it easy for him.BTW, I love the Marcels.Beth
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
I love the Marcels as well! I know, she really is. But she'll learn. Eventually. ;)
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
I love the Marcels as well! I know, she really is. But she'll learn. Eventually. ;)
OH Severus you flirt you!
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Haha! He is, in his own way. ;)
Poor Professor Palmer, what a nightmare, to watch the lovely, kind, vibrant young woman he loved, turn into the monster she became. Severus Snape has been called many things, easy going is not one of them, but thats why we love him.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
It isn't mentioned in the books, but supposedly she has somebody waiting for her when she gets home from work ... Brrr.
Just spent lunch catching up with this. It's FABULOUSLY HILLARIOUS are the only words to describe this. I love the tension between Hermione and Snape.
Just Awesome.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you so much! This review made my day!
Ooh I love correspondance stories. The repartee between the two is wonderful. And she hurt his feelings. My only complaint is that the next chapter isn't up. Pooey.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you! :) I've just posted chapters 7 and 8!
Poor Palmer. Married to, to HER. No wonder he has a drink before breakfast on weekends. And smokes. I hope he gets chocolate daily as well. Really GOOD chocolate.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Me too ... me too.
HaHaHa this was a great chapter. Snape's "apology" made me LOL. I enjoyed the tete et tete between the two.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you! Glad you liked it! :)
Mmm haggis and pickled herring. How can Severus even think of refusing and offer like that.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Who would? ;)
Entertaining chapter.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! :)
The bird looked at her with disgust as she tried to offer him an owl treat, flapped his wings irritably and took off for the Head Table.I loved Severus' raven (or crow). He's kinda like his master, isn't he? And brava for Hermione calling his bluff. It cracked me up when Miss Tomlin told her that Professor Snape was outside the portrait hole. I am tickled pink that in the end he was able to properly behave himself and that she did offer the invitation again. I hope sooner or later we might be hearing the Platters singing The Great Pretender in the background just over Severus' shoulder:Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretenderPretending that I'm doing wellMy need is such I pretend too muchI'm lonely but no one can tellThis is such a great chapter! Thank you.Beth
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Haha, I'm glad you liked it! I always pictured Snape to have an ill-tempered raven or crow, just sitting in the dungeons, with a sneer on his face. Not up to delivering anything unless he absolutely have to ... or possibly if there's a bribe involved. ;)
I think they are both having fun dancing around each other.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Haha, I do too!
I feel that Severus should apologize to Hermione when she gives him another chance to go to dinner with her. But I somehow can't see that happening without someone giving him a little nudge to get his head out of... where it doesn't belong. Maybe Minerva can help?Thanks for another great update!Beth
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you for reading, Beth! Yes, he really should, shouldn't he? Well, I'll see what I can do. ;)
Maybe Severus will sample some swedish cuisine after all.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
I'm certainly working on it! But he's a tough man to persuade.
Loved the start, I look forward to read more
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you so much!
Mmmmm,you have me intrigued, what is Hermione offering?who is this Christopher she is seeing? I will be waiting for an update to find out.
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
You'll find out soon enough ... ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!
This is a great start to a story! And also, and let me be perfectly clear regarding this, I can't wait for the next chapter.
I didn't recall Something to Shout About by the Exciters, so I found it on youtube and took a listen: "...he put on quite a show... strutting up and down the street classroom..." I think my favorite by them is Tell Him. I can remember dancing with my boyfriend to that song when we were in high school.
Thanks for sharing you tale with us. I'll be looking out for the next update!Beth
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you so much! Next chapter is coming up soon! I love that you took the time to listen to the song - I think my favourite is A Handful of Memories ... or Hard Way to Go ... or Just Not Ready, gah, there's just too many. ;)
Great start I'm looking forward to reading more!
Response from thebridgeovertheriverkwai (Author of Something Akin to Normalcy)
Thank you! More to come!
This was great! Loved how you portrayed the characters, loved the story line.... just great!
Hahaha, that bit with Lucius-pricless! Love it!
Thank you for a wonderful story! I took me quite by surprise, that much heartbreak and a ten-year-separation after all that banter ...