Thank the Ministry for its infinite stupidity
Chapter 6 of 6
linlawlessA seemingly simple question from Severus and Hermione’s young daughter on their anniversary sends Severus meandering down memory lane.
ReviewedA/N: Here's the last bit. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed this story -- I greatly appreciate all of them. I hope you all enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate.
6. Thank the Ministry for its Infinite Stupidity
Present day
Two hours later, Severus and Hermione were cuddling on the sofa in front of the fire, sipping tea and talking quietly. Hermione suddenly smiled mischievously.
“What's that look for?” Severus asked suspiciously.
She said, “There's something I've been meaning to mention before Serena gets home.”
“Well, she could be back anytime, so you probably ought to mention it soon,” Severus said, smiling slightly.
“All right,” Hermione said. Her grin widened and her voice became teasing. “Or, I could just do it like last time – get really quiet and withdrawn until you demand to know what's wrong with me …”
Severus frowned, then his smile widened as he realized. “You're pregnant?” She nodded, smiling at his obvious delight.
“When?”
“We're due in about seven months.”
Just then, Ginny's voice came through the Floo. “Serena's ready to … wait, who's due in seven months?”
Hermione laughed. “Serena's brother or sister is.”
“You're pregnant?” Ginny shrieked. “So am I! Our babies are due at the same time!” She turned and called over her shoulder, “Draco, Hermione's pregnant, too!”
“That's wonderful, love, but could we take Serena home while we exclaim over it?” he asked dryly.
Ginny said, “Oh, right! Sorry! Can we come through?” she asked.
“Of course,” Hermione said, just as Serena's voice very distinctly asked, “Uncle Draco, what's preg'ant?”
Ginny came through and stepped out of the way so Draco could follow, carrying Serena. He said, “You should ask your father about that.”
Severus groaned. “The last time she asked me what something was, it triggered a walk through ten years worth of memories. Tell her to ask her mother this time, won't you?”
Hermione laughed. “Hey! Most of those memories were good ones, weren't they?”
“Well, yes,” Severus admitted, hugging her close. “Though that first bit was a touch rough at times …”
Serena's voice interrupted. “Mummy, what's preg'ant?”
Hermione sighed. “Come sit on my lap, darling, and I'll tell you all about it while Daddy gets some tea for Uncle Draco and Aunt Ginny.”
Severus smirked and did as he was bid. He didn't mind at all. In fact, one of these days, he just might have to thank the Ministry for its infinite stupidity. If not for that, he wouldn't have invoked the life debt and married Hermione.
And as he always told her, marrying her – no matter what he had to do to accomplish it – really was the smartest thing he had ever done.
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34 Reviews | 6.41/10 Average
This is one of my absolute favourite stories!!!
YAY!!!! They're going to have another baby!
Thank you for this wonderful story. I'm so glad it was recced on the PP LJ community.
Beth
This is such a sweet chapter, and I have this mental picture of the two of them sitting together talking, and Severus thinking about a black haired, black eyed darling.
He just hoped she got her mother's nose. Made me laugh!
Beth
Arrrgggghhh! That was the most inconvenient timing ever! Between her hair and his buttons and those two dunderheads, I almost threw a fit. LOL! Luckily for me the next chapter is waiting.
Beth
Finally! Even though Severus had been thinking about sex, I wonder just how much of Hermione's eloquent argument came about because she was thinking about it, too?
I'd bet my wand that both of them have been thinking about it.
Beth
“My life is already miserable,” Severus replied. “I doubt anything you can do will make it worse.”
This is totally Snape. Along with the fear of being paired with Trelawney, I imagine Severus is certain at least that he won't be bored to tears with Hermione. Good choice, Severus!
Now on to the next chapter to see what happens. Woo hoo!
Beth
What a lovely chapter! I'm just giddy with Severus' admission of love for his wife. Of course he loves her. How could they not love each other? They're perfect together.
*sigh*
Beth
Am very glad TPP highlighted this story today for Fabulous Fic Friday. I very much enjoyed it when it was first published, and it's a great pleasure reading it again.
Serena's cute. :)
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Glad you like her :) Thanks for all your comments! :)
Oh, those students definitely had it coming! :)
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Hehehe, who knew Severus could be so creative with his punishments?! Thanks for commenting! :)
LOL. Anything to avoid Sybill! :)
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Hehehe, ain't that the truth! (Severus would probably Avada her the first night!). Thanks for commenting! :)
Fluffy goodness! I really enjoyed this diverting little pick-me-up. Thanks!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Thanks! I'm so glad you liked it! :)
Awww ... this was just precious. Just don't let Severus know I called him precious. I can't bear to imagine a month of detention with Filch. I liked the way it was written back and forth between past and present. I also like that they didn't get married and then were instantly happy, nor was the story stuffed full of angst. It had just the right amount of everything. Thanks for sharing such a sweet little tale.
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Awww, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! And I really appreciate the very thoughtful, specific review (which is why you totally deserve the story they wrote to thank you for all your reviews!). Thank you, and happy 2011 :)
How cute! I enjoyed this story a lot. Thank you for everything. :D
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
You're welcome, and thank you for reviewing! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
I really enjoyed this story...it was creative!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I appreciate the review! :)
cute. thanks for all your time and effort
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
You're welcome, and I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reviewing! :)
Her mother's nose.....how funny. Great story. Really lovely.
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
ANOTHER GREAT CHAPTER, IT'S COMING RIGHT ALONG. THANK YOU FOR WRITING SUCH A WONDERFUL STORY FOR US. JIM
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Thank you very much -- I appreciate your review and I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
Oh what a treat - I get to read two chapters in one day. I love this story, it's so heart-warming.
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Aww, thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying it! :)
Ah so darn cute! Great update, I want to read more!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Hehehe, thank you very much! Next chapter will be up soon. :)
Love the line about her hair and his buttons, LOL! Really well done for getting across their awkwardness together with their eagerness, while still keeping them in character - I can't wait for the next PP chapter alert!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Thank you very much. I'm so glad all that awkward eagerness came across without sending them spiraling OOC! Next chapter should be up shortly.
Brilliant chapter - LOVED it. Rotten, evil cliffie though (in a totally good way) - More please! SOON!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
LOL, so glad you're enjoying it! And I've just posted the next chapter, so you can see how the cliffie turns out! Thanks for reviewing! :)
oh, shame on you for leaving us hanging! please update soon
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
Your wish is my command! 
Next chapter is posted. Thank you for commenting!
This reminds me of the lines to an old bawdy folk song--"He led her to the barn and he led her to the hay, he led her to the barn and he led her to the hay, he led her to the barn where she dragged him all the way!" Wouldn't it be funny if this sudden fear of discovery was a ruse by Hermione to get things moving without it looking like she wants to get things moving?Look forward to reading what happens next!
Response from linlawless (Author of How I Met Your Mother)
LOL, yes, that would be very funny! Fortunately, you don't have to wait long, as I've just posted the next chapter. :) Thanks so much for reviewing! :)