Chapter 6
Chapter 6 of 6
corianderpieSummary: Minerva takes a break, Hermione takes a new post, Severus takes up the cudgels, Neville takes a risk, Filius takes his chances, and Rolanda takes bets on the outcome. Written as a gift for Magically25 in the 2010 SS/HG gift exchange. Prompt:
“The competition. A setting of your choice, a competition of your choice. Plenty of plotting / counter-plotting, tit for tat and escalation of consequences.”
Disclaimer: You know what I like about JKR? Pretty much everything. Have you seen her hair these days? So shiny! (Oh, yeah, and all this Potterverse stuff belongs to her. This fan fiction is written and published for the nonremunerative amusement of myself and others.)
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'Hufflepuff, class of 1981. Or I would have been. I dropped out after fifth year.' He taps his cigarette over an ashtray.
'Why?'
He snorts. 'I'm half-blood but grew up Muggle. Five years at Hogwarts, I decided wizards are fucking barking.'
He gestures towards Snape. 'He and I used to play together, here and home in Manchester. We were mates, even though I was younger. We'd practice upstairs at the Hog's Head, cause we could plug in there. Aberforth sat in sometimes. That was before Severus turned into a complete shithead.'
'When he took the Mark.'
'Yeah.' Johnny shrugs. 'In those days it was "choose sides, you have to choose sides." I just wanted to play music. So I left.'
'Mmmm.' She glances over at Snape. He's still in Horace's toils, and Septima and Alfrid are talking at him too. She longs for him to come and talk to her and she dreads it. 'And you came back to play Smiths songs with your old mates because... why, exactly?'
'We keep in touch. He asked it as a favour. And Little Malfoy told me the man needed help with a bird.' He blows smoke and looks at her amusedly. 'I'm guessing that would be you.'
He stubs out his cigarette. 'Got to run; I have a one o'clock Portkey back to the States. Good luck.'
He walks over to Snape and to her shock they exchange some sort of matey hug, complete with back pounding. He says something in Snape's ear and jerks his head in her direction, claps him on the shoulder again, and leaves.
She looks hastily away. Oh god, I should just leave now. Go to bed. Why am I hanging around here like some groupie?
Too late. He's walking towards her with two glasses of wine, one of which he hands her.
'Thanks, um, thank you.'
'My pleasure.'
Damn it! I don't know how to do this.
'So,' she says. 'How many famous rock-star friends do you have?'
'Just the one. Those aren't really my circles. Johnny and I knew each other when we were kids.'
'And played together, he told me. You are a surprising person, Severus Snape. I begin to think I don't know you at all.' She takes a hasty sip of wine and wipes one sweaty hand surreptitiously on her robes.
'I think you probably know me well enough to be getting on with. There will always be more to... discover. In the course of events.' His thumb moves slightly across the surface of his glass and, helpless, she imagines it on her skin. Shit.
She gulps wine, and soldiers on.
'That set was amazing. I, um, I knew most of the songs; I have an aunt who was really into that music and I'd hear it at her house, so... ' So that anecdote has nowhere to go. 'You sounded fantastic together. Sybill really surprised me tonight. And Aberforth! And Draco...all the young hearts will be breaking for him next term.'
Silence.
Oh to hell with it. She turns towards him just a little more, uncrosses her arms, says slowly in a considering voice, 'I really don't know, though, how wise it is for staff members to appear quite so... sexy... in front of the students.'
'It's a problem, I agree.' His eyes never leave her face. 'Draco is very appealing.'
'I wasn't referring to Draco, just then.'
'Neither was I, actually.'
Surely the air between them is no longer just air.
She takes a deep breath. Looking out over Horace's sitting room, she says, quietly, 'I want to thank you for getting so brilliantly into the spirit of the talent show. Muggle music, expertly played. Perfect. And you played across houses...with a Hufflepuff and a... what's Sybill's house?'
'Gryffindor.'
'Oh! Hmmm. Well. Anyway. I did not expect it, and I found it... wonderful.'
'Good. Because I did it entirely for you.'
Now there's simply not enough air. She glues her gaze to the flowers on Horace's mantelpiece as if they can steady or inspire her.
'For me?' she squeaks. 'What, um, what do you... um... '
'What I mean is this. I hope to demonstrate that I do not hate Muggle culture and that I do not hate you. And to tell you I have not been warring with you out of either principle or spite.'
She looks back up at him, confused. 'Then what...?'
Now it's his turn to look away. 'I may have started in spite. But soon enough I was fighting simply... for you. To get that spark out of you. You're magnificent in battle. I thought... you were enjoying it, too. I was wrong.'
She's utterly flummoxed. 'Severus! That's insane! That's just...who would enjoy being constantly, constantly embattled?'
He takes a step away from her to deposit his glass on a small table, and folds his arms over his chest. 'You'd be surprised. Listen. Hermione. You should know this about me...I was in effect raised by wolves in human form: I call them Mum and Da. Beneath this debonair exterior,' he sweeps a hand up and down to indicate himself, 'I am really rather poorly socialised, in patches.'
She laughs at this, steps nearer, and reaches across him to put her own glass on the table. 'And already I begin to discover things about you.' She's very near him now, inside his space. She feels like she's standing with him at the summit of a very tall mountain.
'I can't stop thinking about kissing you,' she murmurs.
He's very still. 'What about David?'
She's silent for just a few heartbeats, savouring the moment before she tumbles, exhilarated, down the other side of the mountain.
'David and I broke up two weeks ago.'
One deep breath later he says, 'Would you care to continue this conversation elsewhere?'
'Please.'
'Follow me to my rooms in five minutes.'
'Mine are closer.'
'Done. You go first.'
'Do you think we'll fool a single person by leaving separately?'
'No.'
She takes his hand. 'Together, then.'
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'I thought... going... rooms.' She gasps out the words between kisses.
'Shhh.' He pushes her back against the wall outside Horace's door. 'Taste you first.'
'Yes,' she says, and lets him pin her wrists to the wall beside her head while he kisses her open mouth and her ear and neck.
But now he needs to hold her face and bury his fingers in her hair and she apparently needs to work one hand inside his robes and up to his shoulder blades while the other wraps around his neck.
After the first desperate, humid clinch they stare at each other. Half her face is aglow in the dim torchlight; the other half is in shadow. He lays one hand along her jaw, touching her soft fresh skin. At last. His thumb brushes her lip and she kisses it, feather light, then bites it, rather hard.
'My rooms, Professor Snape. Now, please.'
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The first time he wakes in her bed, it's because she has hold of his cock, which has apparently woken before the rest of him.
She slings a leg over his and guides him closer to his new favourite place. 'Hi,' she whispers. 'You don't mind, do you?'
He doesn't mind.
The second time, he threads his way in near darkness to her bathroom. When he comes back into her bedroom, he stops beside the bed. The duvet's up around her waist but her breasts are bare, her arm flung up next to her head like a child's. She's so beautiful.
He flicks the duvet off of her and begins kissing her from her toes up. By the time he's reached her inner thigh, her hands are in his hair, and he sucks on the flesh to mark it, and she gasps.
Afterward, he moves to get off of her. She says, 'No, stay,' and shifts a little, and they fall asleep with their legs entwined.
The third time, he's actually dreaming of a hundred jangling alarm clocks, and the dream wakes him up. The room is silent and daylight is glowing through the curtains. Hermione is a lump under the bedclothes and a riot of hair on her pillow.
He rolls out of the bed as stealthily as he can and pulls on his trousers, then finds his watch. Nine-forty. Breakfast is over. The students are on their way to Hogsmeade Station to catch the Hogwarts Express. Bugger.
He's half-naked and it's cold. 'Incendio,' he says to the logs in her sitting-room hearth. He Floos Filius.
'Oh, not to worry, Horace and Rubeus and I handled the send-off. All's well.' Filius looks almost jubilant. 'You just have a lie-in, and we'll see you... um, when we see you.'
Severus scowls and stumbles back to the bedroom.
She's sitting up in the bed, the sheet held up to her chin. Her hair looks like she's just fought free of a bramble. Her mouth would make roses look like chaff.
This is as far as he's been from her in the last nine hours. It feels very far, just now. His hand, hanging loose by his side, twitches.
He is at a loss.
Because she's awake, and watching him, he can neither crawl back into her bed nor reach for his shirt without either gesture communicating something different than what he intends. So he just stands there and twitches very slightly, awaiting his fate.
'Good morning,' she says. She's impossible to read.
'Good morning.'
'Headmasterly duties sorted?'
'Of necessity, since I seem to have slept through them.'
She lets the sheet drop just a little, so that the banquet that is her shoulder is bared. 'Lovely. Care for a lie-in?'
He leaves his trousers puddled on the floor where they fall.
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'Here you are, Filius. Pool and wager, all made good. Congratulations.' Rolanda pushes a marvellously plump, clinking bag over to him.
The staff table is sparsely attended at lunchtime, and the four stalwarts are clustered at one end, out of their usual places.
Horace grumbles. 'Missed it by a day. Really, I ought to have guessed. The talent show...these sorts of things just breed liaisons.'
Septima shakes her head. 'I was off by a whole week, and I ran calculations on over a dozen scenarios. Method, logic, analysis...all failed me. Gives me pause, you know? Just how valuable is my field?' She sighs, and stabs a chop with her fork.
'So,' says Rolanda, pouring herself another coffee. 'What are you going to do with all that gold?'
Filius's smile widens into a grin.
'I confess I have been giving it some thought. Just daydreaming, as it were. I rather fancy a beach somewhere warm, with good night life, where I could meet new people and maybe have a bit of fun.' He has a look of nearly boyish eagerness as he leans in towards his colleagues. 'What do any of you know about... Ibiza?'
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A/N: Yes, that was Johnny Marr, guitarist of the Smiths, making a cameo in chapters 5 and 6. Severus chose the set list that his cover band, the Joneses, played, and it was as follows:
1. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
2. The Boy With the Thorn in His Side
3. How Soon Is Now
4. There Is a Light
5. Unloveable
6. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
7. Ask
8. Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Thanks for reading this little romp; hope you enjoyed it.
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53 Reviews | 6.57/10 Average
This whole story was a fun read from beginning through to its ending. Wow Snape and Draco as guitar and singer was such fun.
Thanks for writing and sharing 😎
The bloke that looks like he would like to pick his teeth, with our finger bones. Never has a truer word been spoken.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ David coming back with Septimus! He knows *exactly* what Snape's name is. That's awesome! I love him!
Sustained applause and lighters held aloft waiting for more. That can't possibly be the last chapter. Maybe if we keep applause going and hoot and yell for more, you'll be out for the encore. : ) He certainly took her words to heart and as always, out did himself. Screw David! Yessss! Fuck Severus.... (Sorry for the vulgarity, but it fit there.) Who would settle for being a banker's wife when she could be a powerful, sexy wizard's goddess.
Awesome!
Although not undeserved, those were hard words. Yet, he did earn them all. He has been just a bit nihilistic if he is honest with himself. Though I don't think that it is intentional. I wonder if he will find a way to continue to play the game that excites them while winning her trust again? That had to hurt. "I'm disappointed in you" when spoken in truth, are the most painful words I can think of. I wonder if he is able to rethink the opinion he has had of Hermione and her motives. If he can work through it and let her know he respects her, I know she would be unable to hold a grudge. It isn't in her nature. After that it is only a matter of time before she realizes she finds him more attractive than David. He would have to convince her he isn't in this just for the sexual attraction but that he values her personally. Well, Severus likes a challenge. This is just a different kind than he is used to.
Mwaaahaaahaaaa! What a wonderful bastard Severus is! I'm sure he is stowing away for good future use the fact that Hermione likes "variety". The muggle isn't doing half bad. It's too bad he has no idea who he is dealing with. It would be hard on he well developed male ego and I'd hate to see him lose the confidence we find so attractive in men. It will be hard to learn that he is only a mere man and Severus Snape is so much more. What muggle can hope compete with a powerful Wizard when a witch is so attracted to powerful men. I'm sure Snape is making plans even as I write. Awesome story! I do hope things work out well for Neville and Draco.
I enjoyed this so much. Thank you!
Lol, very fun. Thank you. :-)
This scene felt very Pride and Prejeduce to me (another story I love). So far I'm really enjoying this, great job! I'm looking foreward to finishing it! --Tyche
IBIZA!
This story still gives me joy when I feel low.
Even if neither it nor the version on Ashwinder are quite as...explicit as the original on LJ. ;-D
I am reviewing here because you are awesome. So there.
aka ladyjulian, theodicy
Gods, I love the exchange between David and Snape!
Favorite. Story. Evah!!!!!
Very much enjoyed it!
Oh no! Not Ibiza! What, is Filius heading for a threesome with Minerva and Kingsley? (AAAARGH pretend I never thought that, please? Oh god eew.)
OH MY GOD. This was bloody fantastic. I loved this chapter, partially for sheer ballsiness. Snape on the bass? Draco on vocals? To carry that off and not sound either cheezy and stupid or... well, cheezy and implausible, you had to do exactly what you did- understate it a bit. Maybe it's just the late hour, but I could totally believe that the talent show ended with Draco on the electric guitar. Other good points? "That, that Snape" had me laughing. What else is he but a Snape, through and through? Also, Neville and Draco make me grin every time they come up. You have a very happy reader, Coriander.
Yeah Hermione! God, have I ever wished that I could just let it out like that- seeing Hermione let it loose on him really feels good. Vicarious fury? Perhaps a bit strange, but MAN I wish I had the balls to do that. (Even if it did get me fired...) I loved the bet-taking; very funny indeed.
oh nooo! Agg, that David guy has to go.
LOL.
Love the sweepstake the staff were running! :)
No, no, no, Cori! The Smiths??? Now then Brotherhood of Man would be more to Sev's taste (she jests). This has been a lovely little romp as you so succinctly put it and thoroughly entertaining and highly sexy. BTW BofMan were my cabaret act at the Four Seasons hotel in Limassol when I went there for New Year '98-'99. They even sat in formation around the pool! I don't think we'd see such uniformity from Morrissey et al. OK off to Hogwarts next week on a little late jolly. I'm going to Northumbria and have promised myself that I will visit Alnwick Castle this time. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.
Bwa!
Oh my god, 'Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want' is TOTALLY Snape's jam. Also, spicy chapter! :D
Hahaha, very much to my likening. Very nice banter again and the bloody sodding day-after was written very entertaining. Sexy, steamy it was too - thank you very much. I'm very curious how you will create their romance away from the bedsheets. Loved Snape's twitching and Hermione being your Hermione.
"Mims!!!!" The potential "smoking pile of ashes" has the nerve, or lack of perception, to call her "Mims"? Hope he calls her that to "Septimus" at least once.... This is so very enjoyable.