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Potions Under Duress Seven Brides For Seven Snapes
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Seven Brides For Seven Snapes

1: One: Bless Yore Beautiful Hide

2: Two: Ding-dong, ding-a-ling-dong

3: Three: When you're in love

4: Four: When You're in Love, cont.

5: Five: A chaw of tobacco

6: Six: Going courting

7: Seven: Barn Dance

8: Eight: Sobbin' Women

9: Nine: June Bride

10: Ten: Spring, Spring, Spring

11: Eleven: Finale

Seven Brides For Seven Snapes

richardgloucester

85 Reviews   |   85 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Humor Drama Romance Potions Under Duress 34,790 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Severus Snape has decided he needs a wife, and Hermione is the lucky woman he picks for the job. But he hasn't told her everything she needs to know...

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: One: Bless Yore Beautiful Hide

Chapter 2: Two: Ding-dong, ding-a-ling-dong

Chapter 3: Three: When you're in love

Chapter 4: Four: When You're in Love, cont.

Chapter 5: Five: A chaw of tobacco

Chapter 6: Six: Going courting

Chapter 7: Seven: Barn Dance

Chapter 8: Eight: Sobbin' Women

Chapter 9: Nine: June Bride

Chapter 10: Ten: Spring, Spring, Spring

Chapter 11: Eleven: Finale


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RichardGloucester is now also a published author, under the name Jae Eynon, with stories in a new anthology, "IMMANENCE" (Story Spring Publishing, 2016) and "Thoroughly Modern Monsters" (Story Spring Publishing, 2013).  She still loves the world of Harry Potter and sails the SSHG ship!

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Reviews for Seven Brides For Seven Snapes

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10/10

Nedjheret

Can I just ... move into that house? With a bucket for the incessant drooling I'd be doing?

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

*laughs*  Thank you for a big smile this morning!

10/10

ChiffonShock

I absolutely adored this! Well done!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

Thank you so much!  I'm particularly thrilled with your comment because, though I like this story a lot, it seemed to be problematic for quite a few readers - I understand why, but hey.  Thank you again!  

10/10

mick42

Thank you for a wonderful retelling of one of my favorite movies , and for giving us the same blissful ending. 

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

And thank you for your lovely comments.  It's one of my favourite films, too - as you probably guessed.

10/10

mick42

Well the cats out of the bag now, hopefully they can get a message through to Severus, and get this all figered out. 

10/10

mick42

Rage will cover up good sense for a while, but sooner or latter Severus will see sense, but with Severus it will be latter rather than sooner.

10/10

mick42

Primus sounds like one bad assed elf, smoking, given clothes and doesn't bat an eye, just keeps on working.

10/10

mick42

Poor Severus, I hope he isn't too badly hurt, I guess this is where the excrement hits the oscillating cooling device. 

10/10

mick42

They may be ready, but I doubt the Malfoys are.

10/10

mick42

Smooth, Sidney very smooth. What girl could resist a line like that.

10/10

mick42

Boys will be boys.

10/10

mick42

Hermione will have them sorted in no time, with a colour coded work schedule, and once she gets everything in order Merlin help the one that doesn't put a book back where it belongs. 

10/10

mick42

I'm looking forward to the "Homecoming"

10/10

mick42

One of my favourite films and Severus Snape, could a fan girl ask for any thing more?

P.S. Were the girls looking at daydreams with a muggle actor with the initials A. R. by any chance? 

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

Maaaaaaaybe...  :D

10/10

jenidralph

Well, that was pure loveliness.  "Why's she mooing?" Clearly, and entirely expectedly, his child was precocious.You've made my evening!  Thank you!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

Thank you so much for your lovely reviews!  I am thrilled that someone who loves the film as much as I do also loves my story.  *squish*

Response from richardgloucester (Author of Seven Brides For Seven Snapes)

Thank you so much for your lovely reviews!  I am thrilled that someone who loves the film as much as I do also loves my story.  *squish*

10/10

jenidralph

I just realized that the Snapes chose four Gryffindors and three Ravenclaws.  It's appropriate. 

I suppose Severus and the angry men-folk will be busting in soon.  :)

10/10

jenidralph

Well, the secret's out, the "boys" have grown a bit of a conscience, and they've found a weak spot in the wards.  Things are getting exciting.

10/10

jenidralph

Ah, the old trapping cabin... Spinner's End.

10/10

jenidralph

Ooooh!  An all Snape quidditch team (with Severus filling in for Ivan Buttercup, no less) is an extremely sexy thought.

10/10

jenidralph

Oh, this is going to be fun.

(I'm STILL giggling at Gargantua nuts.)

10/10

jenidralph

Gargantua nuts!!  I spewed peanut butter cookie on my laptop.... crumbs everywhere!

10/10

jenidralph

This is delightful!  I love the original and I love this!!

10/10

jenidralph

Tee hee!

10/10

jenidralph

I am loving the Snapes.   I would gladly be a house elf for that family.

0/10

Ljpjcg

I'm flabbergasted that she forgave him so easily. In my mind, there's a little out take chapter somewhere in which she reads him the riot act and then they have fantastic make up sex. Despite that little thing--this wonderful world you've created--full of Snape & Co. Had me truly delighted. I would love to read more about these engaging blokes.

10/10

jenidralph

I love how she says that maybe SHE's not a nice person.  She is a bit brash, sometimes. 

Sweet chapter, but I know the dung's going to hit the fan soon... *evil laugh*

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