Beyond Miss Granger's Door
Chapter 5 of 7
Ladymage Samiko…in which we turn back the clock to see the roots of the tale.
ReviewedBeyond Miss Granger's Door
(A prequel set to the prevous drabbles)
“Irrepressible,” Snape muttered.
“Who is?” Hermione looked up.
“Lucius. He’s sent you a missive.”
She appeared amused. “Opening my mail now, hm?”
“When it comes from him, I am.”
“Naturally. What’s he want?”
“Prurient sexual favours. Regularly.”
“Should I be flattered or alarmed?”
Severus shrugged. “Stripped down, he thinks you’ve nice tits, are a frustrated virgin and will therefore enthusiastically agree to all his kinks, and be cheaper and more discreet than Knockturn courtesans.”
“’Kinks?’”
He grinned sharply. “Nothing we haven’t already tried.”
“Ah. Shall we open negotiations, then? I think we should be much more expensive than courtesans.”
“Indeed.”
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42 Reviews | 6.33/10 Average
Cute! I love how Lucius is so blind as to not see the obvious in front of him - and how these flashbacks give Hermione and Severus an edge they so often aren't allowed to have.
And Draco? Seems to be handling things rather well. Sensibly. And with reasonable (silk) expectations :-)
love it!
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Okay, specifically, I appreciate the interesting way you've unveiled the relationships between HG SS and dear Mr. LM. Also, the interesting luxurious gifts of the wizarding world.
Loved this look at how it all began! How typical of Lucius to send a letter as though he were conducting inquiries for a business merger--wonder if he asked for references? 
I don't get why Lucius would "think Hermione is a frustrated virgin"?? If he's already having threesomes with ss&hg then why would Severus interpret it that way??
Whoa! I can't imagine Hermione advertising her relationship to her friends. Can't wait to see this reaction.
I think one of those photos might end up framed on Hermione's wall. :)
:) Very cute.
Hee hee - forever a Slytherin, that Draco. :)
MUCH more expensive! :)
I love their way of thinking. *grin*
Not too much at all.
Enthusiastic response, can't wait.
Lucius has rather missed the boat this time.
Now that's what Draco should have taken a picture of.
This series is very cleverly written. You've fit a lot into your 100-word chapters. :)
Oh I'm sure that Draco will be made to sweat before he gets what he deserves.
lol---woot!
Excellent!!!
I do hope more is to follow.....
Brilliant update, I would have paid good money to "see" the look on Ron's face when not only seeing the gifts, but even more so Hermione's smickering face when showing them:-))
They need to focus on the problem at hand.
Ah Draco, you have learned well, you are a true Slytherin.
EXCELLENT!!!!!
i like the lack of blatant sexuality, it seems to highten the emotions - turn this into something other than a drabble please?
I think I'd love to see that picture for myself.
I can only imagine their night... Lucky girl.
Very nice little ensemble!