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Man's Best Friend Chapter 2: Past Reviews for Man's Best Friend
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Man's Best Friend

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notsosaintly

These were the reviews I received for Man's Best Friend when I had it posted on another site. They have not been altered in any way. I thought they were amusing enough to save and display here.

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Past Reviews for Man's Best Friend

pickles: that was great. 2005.04.01 Respond

Wolf Moonshadow: OH, a sitting ovation for you, (I’m too lazy to stand ;-) and give the lady a hand, or two.

Author's Response: *snicker* Did you say "hand?" 2005.03.28 Respond

Calix of Heaven: Nice imagery...man's best frined huh...it's got a palm and five didgets...right?

Author's Response: You bet it does. :) 10 points. Thanks. 2005.03.26 Respond

amsev: Very nicely written. Um, man's best friend is his, ah, "hand maid?" (evil snicker)

Author's Response: Evil snicker? You must be from my house. 10 points. 2005.03.26 Respond

Avanell: his own hand? ha-ha....oh, I would love for you to have a follow-up!!! Pretty please? You write such awesome smut...I have reread some of your stories quite a few times ;) MORE MORE MORE!!!

Author's Response: *ROFLMAO* I see you've read Bewitching Her Mind...yay!! Thanks for the compliment. 10 points to you, my dear! Cheers!! 2005.03.25 Respond

Pearle: And the girl still smiled and waved, oblivious to the fresh marks that streaked across her face.

What an image! I have to hand it to you, great smut, Sev and his best friend......Got any more?

Author's Response: *smirk* Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. But it will be over on The Burrow in a day or two: an extension of "And Temper Begets Pleasure." My muse is back. (Hoorah!) 2005.03.25 Respond

zyra123: Oh, this is good!! Great to have you back to writing! Please tell me you're progressing with Soothing Hands too!! Pretty please?!!!! **on bended knees**

Author's Response: I am doing my best. Somehow I got in deeper into the plot of SH than I had originally intended. At times it is very difficult to write. But I intend to concentrate on that next. (*ahem* You can stand up now.) 2005.03.25 Respond

snarkyroxy: Man's best friend... his hand? *snicker* Lovely work, as always. One-track or not, I love the way your mind works! :P

Author's Response: Thank you, my dear. Since you like it so much, I shall send it to you by owl post. *smirk* And 10 points to your house. :) 2005.03.25 Respond

magicalwonder: Great story. But if I had to hazard a guess I would say that man's best friend would be his own imagination and his hand. *Wink*

Author's Response: No speculation needed. Most definitely. 10 points! 2005.03.25 Respond

casey49: Man's best friend his hand, this was a great read. I'm glad you have a one track mind, it gives me some great stories to read and tell my friends about.

Author's Response: Well, I am happy to oblige. *snicker* 'specially if you advertise. 10 points to the house of your choice. 2005.03.25 Respond

southern_witch_69: ahaahhahaha tff i say.... always a pleasure to see a wanker.... (one thinking of hermione, that is) hehehe... good one. thanks!

Author's Response: Thanks SW. "Always a pleasure to see a wanker?" I couldn't agree more. *lol* 2005.03.25 Respond

Horserider: Ohhhhh, man! This CAN'T be the end of this goody! Please tell me you'll continue, with him working on making this vision a reality?! (And would his best friend be his dominant hand?)*Banging head on desk and blubbering incoherently* I wanna see Hermione involved for real soon! This was too good to just end here! ~HR

Author's Response:

Hey HR!

Sorry, but the man had only one shot in him. *rofl* Ah, sweet torture.

That is a good idea, though. Perhaps Hermione walking in on him turning fantasy into reality? *smirk* I'll think about it. I am busy creating another chapter of "Children Are a Blessing" and another chapter of "And Temper Begets Pleasure" over on The Burrow and then I am supposed to finish up "Soothing Hands." I have cut my work out for myself, haven't I? I'll give you something else to chew on soon, I promise.

2005.03.25 Respond

Daywahyn: Whoo...that was intense. The last line made me laugh out loud, though. Alas, I assume ~fin means it's done. Pity...I'm always game for more.

Author's Response:

Hey there! (The last line made me laugh too. I cannot pass up a chance to be wicked.)

Yeah, it says "fin." My muse has returned and is forcing me to work on works already in progress. I've been on haitus too long, so I am freakishly happy right now having discovered I haven't "lost it."

2005.03.25 Respond

Tarah_Fae: ... fuck me, that was good. Your smut is the best NSS.

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Latest 25 Reviews for Man's Best Friend

6 Reviews  |  6.67/10 Average

0/10

EverMystique

Loneliness is always so sad, and to realize 'too late' that one is in love with someone who is out of reach is the worst kind of loneliness. Nicely written.Elura

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

There are so many reasons to feel sorry for Severus, isn't there.  Sometimes I feel bad that he was made out to be such an evil character.

10/10

MagicAlly

I'm doing that smirking thing again that your writing is always making me do.  Woman's best friend???

10/10

jade2099

heheh  Yes indeed...a hand is a man's best friend..  :)  Very funny!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

No kidding, huh?  *lol*

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

No kidding, huh?  *lol*

0/10

tenoh27

Erotic yet bittersweet, thank you!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Your right there is some really good one.  Hand, damn I thought it was his penis.  Oh well, either or.  lolTamara

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

You mean there's a difference?

Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)

I thought so.  I mean if he didn't have a penis what's the point.  He could use anything to get off.  Feet, hole in whole, etc.  lol

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

True.  I just get this feeling sometimes that a man is just one giant penis. Sort of like when it takes over, there is nothing else.  *snicker*

Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)

ROFLMAO  OMG so true.  How ever did you get into a man's mind?  LOL

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

Maybe it's an insane wish to have tidbits to play with at times ... who really knows.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

I always thought the third leg was a man true best friend.  lol  Some treat it like a dog tho.  Tamara

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Man's Best Friend)

*snort*  Ya think?

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