Ohmygod, too damn funny. Literally laughing out loud through the whole story. "it was clear that this night, this consumation of desire had been the defining moment in their lives" and "wand of desire" were by far my favorites! very well done!th

Oh my god, it's crap!I LOVE IT!!!!!

LOL. Lord have mercy on the reader. ha ha ha. Love the parody.

his sausage in the earth coloured Ikea showroom

HAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAa

thud

Outch that hurt

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AKA Michèle

Yuper you included all the annoyances. I did like the last line very much though

Oh good lord. LMFAO

You had me at "sausage"...*howls*

I think it's too big??!!

Congratulations for including practically every euphemism known to man (and woman) for the proper body parts ... and intimate actions. There were just too many to comment on here, but I thank all that is fanfiction that this was a spoof and that Snape's bratwurst is no longer mingling with her love-juices.

Oh my goodness. *thunderous applause* This is the best parody I have read thus far ... I couldn't even count how many cliches you threw in there. Great, great job!

Passage by the Author: Just in the nick of time, he heard Hermione shriek with the pleasure of orgasm and felt her pelvic floor muscles contracting around his bratwurst.OMG! Lol. I'm sorry but I burst into raucous laughter when I read that! I couldn't help but think about the Heath Ledger scene in 10 Things I Hate About You when he's in the guidance counselor's office about something that happened and he claims it was just a bratwurst and she looks down at his "package" and looks up at him and says, "Hmmm.... I don't think so. Now go back to class...." and then she goes back to her manuscript and uses the term bratwurst to describe her "hero's" member. lol. Thanks for the laugh!!!!

Lol! This is hilarious!

Truly funny!I loved all of the intentional mistakes.  They were perfect.

Oh this is just too funny! Well done!

hahah!!! glad someone else put one up. I've not starting writing mine, but I have some stuff in my head and have written done most that everyone talked about. ahahaha! Good one

You missed his silky (non-greasy) hair and him lifting the Glamour Charm which hid his true handsome face. But, that was funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was absolute genius! im so impressed, it made me laugh out loud the entire time!

so funnny!!

Wand... of... desire. Shite.

100 points from your house for doing this.

Oh, the shame...

Good job though. Probably the best badfic ever written.

LOL! this made my day. my favorite part was "to the bedroom!" he sounds like a super hero who is dashing off to do his civic duty! the hymen thing makes me laugh to. is it really all that common for the man to just know that a woman is a virgin even if she doesn't tell him and stop instinctively before breaching her intact hymen to warn her of the brief searing pain she will experience before she is magically overcome by a mindblowing orgasm or two after which they will need to change the sheets so that the house elves can wash the blood off?thanks for this it is great. i am currently writing my first story and i am going to reread this is i decide to include any smut.

I almost fell out of the my laughing so hard. Loved it! Off to read the rest of your stories.             Cheers,

I almost fell out of the my laughing so hard. Loved it! Off to read the rest of your stories.             Cheers,