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Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux Chapter 3: Silver Lining
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Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

1: Time of Day

2: Looking Up Old Friends

3: Silver Lining

4: Misery Loves Company

5: Whiskey Sour

6: The Fox and the Grapes

7: Geranium lover, I’m live on your wire

8: Nothing is Certain Except

9: So Green

Silver Lining

Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

Chapter 3 of 9

pokeystar

A second series of small bites featuring Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter.

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? The Challenge Floo-Network 3,495 Words 9 Chapters Complete
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Day One

Raining.

Harry watched raindrops roll down the window of their hotel room and sighed. “I thought it was sunny in Mazatlan.”

Pansy snorted, tossing the guidebook she’d consulted at him. “Summers are primary rainy season for this region.”

“Maybe that’s why the package was so cheap, eh?”

He’s a great kisser… No hovering mother-in-law… He spoils me rotten…

***

Day Three

Raining, again.

“If I were a superhero, I’d have the power of sarcasm. Mere mortals would quail before me, with my words sharper than a Sectumsempra.”

“And that would be different, how?” Harry’s smile was indulgent.

“I would have a costume. A black leather catsuit with a bright red S, to match my lipstick.” Pansy’s eyes narrowed when she heard a muffled snort. “They’ll call me Sarcwoman and signal me by projecting a pair of rolling eyes into the sky.”

“I’ll be your sidekick, Scarboy. I will sense incidents of stupidity for you to mock.” She nodded, mollified. “But I want a cape.”

“No capes.”

***

Day Six

Still raining.

They packed in near silence.

“My new sunglasses!” Harry exclaimed, modeling them for his bride. “I didn’t get to wear them.”

Every cloud has a silver lining, Pansy thought, giving the grey sky a grateful look.

~~***~~***~~

Originally written for round two of pphp_ldws on Live Journal.

Prompt: Superhero, vacation spot, sunglasses

"No capes!" - from The Incredibles

First double win!

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Latest 25 Reviews for Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

13 Reviews  |  6.0/10 Average

10/10

snitchette

Can I play hero and Groupie, too (better with Severus or Lucius but I won't mind if it's Harry)

10/10

snitchette

Very nice. I like how he makes her laugh.

10/10

snitchette

Well, I'm sure with a bit of effort and the HUGE talent that he has (*snicker*) he should be able to convinve her not to publish the story...

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Heroes and groupies sounds like great fun.
Loving these tempting mis-en-bouche morsels.

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quaffswinegaily

Ah, but the fox gets the grapes in the end, doesn't she?

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quaffswinegaily

No capes? Every self respecting super hero has a cape.

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quaffswinegaily

Harry's in trouble. He's met his match here

10/10

snitchette

Err I'm not sure I understand what Ron in a thong has to do with Hermione's and Draco's (engagement) party?
Anyway, I like it all the same.

10/10

snitchette

Maybe if she tried to just be herself without any of her usual tricks he may be more interested.

8/10

Ramsay223

Nice turn of events!

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snitchette

It's so sad. I feel for him, them. Because she must be as devatated.

10/10

snitchette

Well, I suppose they found a way to avoid getting bored by the rain... *wink*

10/10

snitchette

Does that mean Harry like it raw? I've never imagined him to be like that.

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