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Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux Chapter 2: Looking Up Old Friends
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Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

1: Time of Day

2: Looking Up Old Friends

3: Silver Lining

4: Misery Loves Company

5: Whiskey Sour

6: The Fox and the Grapes

7: Geranium lover, I’m live on your wire

8: Nothing is Certain Except

9: So Green

Looking Up Old Friends

Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

Chapter 2 of 9

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A second series of small bites featuring Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter.

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? The Challenge Floo-Network 3,495 Words 9 Chapters Complete
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“You have to try this, Harry,” said George, beaming proudly.

He held open the curtain door of a small booth tucked into a corner of the Wheezes’s Hogsmeade branch.

Seeing Harry hesitate at entering an enclosed space, Ron offered to go first.

“We’ve placed Silencing Charms on the booth,” a ghostly Fred explained, when observing the black curtain became boring so quickly.

“Hermione’s idea,” George piped up. Hermione preened a little as Luna and Ginny shot her looks of gratitude. They’d all tried the booth the previous Hogsmeade weekend, while the boys were still in Academy. “The gloves, too. Some Muggle invention called viral reality.”

“And the booth works on a combination of Pensieve principles and an advanced version of our Daydream Charm,” finished Fred, bobbing on his ghostly heels.

Fifteen minutes later, Ron stumbled out of the booth, blissful and dopey, and handed over the gloves to Harry.

Moments, hours, seeming years went by as he stood in the small space, feeling awkward and foolish. He flexed his fingers in the gloves, looking at the stretchy fabric covered in odd oval pads. They were shot through with fine wires that gleamed in the low light, hypnotizing him until a flash of movement caught his eye and tugged his gaze upward.

A milk-white arm shook as the hand attached pointed its finger at him, and Harry heard Pansy Parkinson exclaim, "But he’s there! Potter’s there. Someone grab him!"

The faceless students surrounding him melted away, and he smirked at Pansy coolly, opening his arms wide. “Yes, here I am, Parkinson. Grab me!”

She sucked in a breath and puffed out her chest, advancing on him with false bravado. When she was mere inches away, he reached out and snagged her wand, throwing it behind his back to clatter to the floor. She whimpered and his hand stung; a drop of blood clung to her lip where it had split open, and he realized he’d hit her.

He thrust his hand into her sleek black hair, a hollow parody of a lover’s caress, and jerked on her tender scalp, sending her to her knees with a muffled scream. Harry watch in horrified fascination as his doppelganger laughed at Parkinson.

What had Ron done in this booth? Fornicated with baked goods? The other Harry chuckled darkly at the shared thought.

“Please,” she murmured, tears rolling down her cheeks.

“Please, what?” Harry sneered, unzipping his trousers. He smacked her cheek when her lips tightened and she tried to look away.

No! I don’t want this! She doesn’t deserve it! I am not a monster!

And yet.

And yet, Harry stumbled out of the booth, making up a story about Voldemort interrupting his honeymoon. Avoiding Luna’s knowing eyes, and Ginny’s smothering attentions; his mind whirling, twirling upon one fixed point.

I wonder, where does Miss Parkinson live these days?

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Originally written for round two of pphp_ldws on LiveJournal.

Prompt: Doppelganger, Hogsmeade, gloves

"But he’s there! Potter’s there. Someone grab him!" Deathly Hallows, US hardcover ed. p. 610

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Latest 25 Reviews for Canapes on Thursdays: Round Deux

13 Reviews  |  6.0/10 Average

10/10

snitchette

Can I play hero and Groupie, too (better with Severus or Lucius but I won't mind if it's Harry)

10/10

snitchette

Very nice. I like how he makes her laugh.

10/10

snitchette

Well, I'm sure with a bit of effort and the HUGE talent that he has (*snicker*) he should be able to convinve her not to publish the story...

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Heroes and groupies sounds like great fun.
Loving these tempting mis-en-bouche morsels.

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quaffswinegaily

Ah, but the fox gets the grapes in the end, doesn't she?

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quaffswinegaily

No capes? Every self respecting super hero has a cape.

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Harry's in trouble. He's met his match here

10/10

snitchette

Err I'm not sure I understand what Ron in a thong has to do with Hermione's and Draco's (engagement) party?
Anyway, I like it all the same.

10/10

snitchette

Maybe if she tried to just be herself without any of her usual tricks he may be more interested.

8/10

Ramsay223

Nice turn of events!

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snitchette

It's so sad. I feel for him, them. Because she must be as devatated.

10/10

snitchette

Well, I suppose they found a way to avoid getting bored by the rain... *wink*

10/10

snitchette

Does that mean Harry like it raw? I've never imagined him to be like that.

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