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Beauty and the Bed

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Beauty and the Bed

melusin

36 Reviews   |   36 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

Erotica Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 494 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger

Hermione buys a vintage bed. Short drabble series for the snape100 community on live journal: Inanimagus Challenge.

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Alan Rickman obsessed ex-civil servant now living the good life in France. I only write in the good ship SS/HG. However, if you think that the only way these two can get together is by some sort of forced marriage, 'binding' or whatever, don't read my stories. You will be disappointed.

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10/10

mick42

Fabulous, just fabulous. 

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thank you

0/10

Snarky Snape

danngit! was snape the bed?!? I just read one fic last night where i think he was a blanket hermione slept with...lol odd coincidence!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

yes, he was

0/10

WriterMerrin

Hmm, a rather nasty gouge, as in one made by a snake, perhaps? I love how he kept the nightmares away before starting the naughty dreams.  Makes me wonder all kinds of things about what his plan was, but it doesn't really matter because he is about to return with her coffee.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

yes, don't think he had a plan specifically - he'd been an inanimate object for a long time - may explore this more if i ever get around to writing a sequel.thankd for reviewing

Response from WriterMerrin (Reviewer)

Well, when I say 'plan' I am thinking more along the lines of him wanting to hide for a while and possibly finding his way back to a wizarding household to spy or something, not that I thought he was looking for Hermione.  But I'll go with whatever you write ;)

0/10

buckylostsmacky

Wow!  Great one-shot!  Thanks for writing this!  I hope you keep writing and please know that I'll keep reading.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks. Glad you liked it

10/10

RedsAttic

EXCELLENT!!!!Any sequels in the works....

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanksi am thinking about it

10/10

snitchette

*grin* Love that! And I'm dying to discover how HE became a BED???

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thank you

10/10

Bambu

Marvelous!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks. So glad you liked it

10/10

peppermint

Delightful. Happily imagining what will happen in the kitchen :D 

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

Thank youi think he's got a lot of explaining to do

10/10

wsanders

Wow! Nicely written and a unique take.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks

10/10

Anonymous

Fabulous. Original, fresh, nicely paced, well told.

Author's Response: thank you :)

10/10

Camillo

Oh, you... you... you... ~runs off to find references for a pic that has already appeared in my head~The bed inamagus is inspired! This read so well.I actually think I love you. Don't tell anyone ;-)

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thank youglad it cheered you up a bit ;)

10/10

neelix

WOW! This is brilliant! Amazing idea... just, wow....

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thank you

10/10

browneyes2yu

Love it!!! What a wonderful short story! And especially the not-so-ambiguous ending ~!~....Great job!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks

0/10

debjunk

Wow, what an awesome way to hid from the world.  Although I would think being a bed might not be very pleasing for long... until Hermione laid down on him, of course. 

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

yes, desperate times, desperate measures

0/10

mock_turtle

so I'm not trying to be a brat about this, but I want to know--what happens to the wizard when someone alters the inanimagus form?  (ie fixing the scratch, wood filler and sanding).  and why is there no mattress when hermione wakes up if she adds the mattress?  I think this is a cool idea, it's just that some things don't seem to quite add up for me.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

no, you're probably right, but that was the challenge.perhpas he couldn't transform because he was so battered and she fixed him up. perhaps the mattress was his clothes - anything's possible with magic ;)

10/10

luminosa

I have bought a number of bed frames, but never one like that.  Clearly I am living in the wrong world.  Delicious though not  sure I'd want to read it miles out in a foggy deserted  countryside; there's a shiver along with the pleasure!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks, though i never intented it to be creepy - just turned out that way

0/10

quaffswinegaily

A bit sinister invading her dreams like that, but I'm so glad he isn't going to remain a bed forever. It would have been very painful if she had stripped and limed him!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

perhaps so - or perhaps he'd fallen in love with her and wanted to make sure still be welcome if he transformed backyes, he'd have turned out ash blond

Response from quaffswinegaily (Reviewer)

And that would have been a whole different character!

10/10

Jinxie

He he, nice.  Thanks for sharing!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanksglad you liked it

9/10

MsTree

NOOO! You can't leave us like this! What happens next? ^_^

8/10

maria

But, but, but...........!!!  Wha' happened??  Is he back? 

10/10

Marty21

Very Hot!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks. glad you thoought so

0/10

sandlapper

HMMMM...I wonder if MY antique bed is something special!?  Neat story...

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks

10/10

mimmom

Oh that was fun.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thanks

10/10

makaem

That was incredible!

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

thank you

10/10

kittyperry

Fabulous - are you adding another chapter? Please? This is so good.

Response from melusin (Author of Beauty and the Bed)

no, that's definitely it.

Response from kittyperry (Reviewer)

Pity. I really enjoyed it.

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