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Potions Under Duress You Can Leave Your Hat On
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You Can Leave Your Hat On

1: Chapter 1

2: Chapter 2

3: Chapter 3

4: Chapter 4

5: Chapter 5

You Can Leave Your Hat On

severina

21 Reviews   |   21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

Humor Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 8,946 Words 5 Chapters WIP
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape Alastor Moody Remus Lupin Rubeus Hagrid Arthur Weasley Albus Dumbledore

Times are hard after the Second War, and Snape is hard up for gold. Will he go the FULL MONTY? And more importantly, will he win back the elusive Miss Granger?

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5


About severina

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severina

Member Since 2005  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 12  |  123 Reviews Written  |  63 Review Responses

Started writing HP fics in 2005, did it for a looong time, got busy and stopped. I'm back to it again to blow off steam between writing my "real" books and applying for grants to continue doing thus.In my free time, I like to cook and write fiction (HP fan and otherwise). My favorite HP pairings are SS/HG, HP/DM, but I also lilke Hermione with Lupin, and I also enjoy Moody and Dung is hilarious. Not a fan of Ron, HG/Dumbledore, vampires, or Snupin. Nothing against fans of those, just personal taste.

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http://severina2884.livejournal.com
Also Archived At
sycophanthex.com (pureblood and the burrow, lumos as lilmissslytherin, ashwinder as slytherinluver), weasleynetwork.org

Reviews for You Can Leave Your Hat On

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0/10

liviconnor

Oh my goodness!  Dumbledore's " No wands were drawn that night, for he and I settled our differences through the art of dance. " had me laughing right out loud.  After all, it was the 40's then, right?  Dance was big!  Of course ol' Grindy would have required a swing-off... 

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EverMystique

laughing my butt off at the combination of personas in this fun bit. And flitwick! Good lord, thought I would wake the sleeping husband, I was cackling so loud. LOL.

Too bad it seems to have fallen to the side. Entertaining what there is of it.

0/10

casey

I really hope you are having as much fun creating this as I am having read it.  ~

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

“I expect Dumbledore’d have summat ter say about that,” Hagrid chimed in.I always love Hagrid's lines. Hahaha!! I really liked the interaction with Hermione (though I think she's a cow in this story--I mean that affectionately). I can't wait to see the perfomance! hehe

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charmed3

iPod... classic... and ghost Sirius... lol!

10/10

pickles

great chapter thank you.

you make me want to go out and rent the full monty.  unfortunately i need to so some things around the house.

lol

have a great weekend. 

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

thanks for reviewing! hope you have a nice weekend, too...and get a chance to rent the Full Monty, lol

9/10

Ilex

I'm STILL laughing.I always did like Filius, now I know I wasn't far off!Arthur?  Well, why the hell not!

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

Glad you liked it! Thanks for all the nice reviews!

9/10

Ilex

They are gonna need more help than even Albus could possibly give them.What a pathetic bunch, but 'ya gotta love 'em, they're trying!

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

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Ilex

"Bugger off!"When she really just wants him back, if only he'd TRY!Men!I like the way you're having the guys interact, despite their former animocity.  (I know- it's fiction!) HE!HE!HE!

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

10/10

Ilex

I'm still giggling. This is gonna get good, I can see it coming.It's late, so I'll read more and review tomorrow.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

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Trickie Woo

I've enjoyed reading this. I especially liked you description of Toby, poor kid, and also your characterization of Moody.I inspired a friend of mine to write a version of The Full Monty after I sent her a video of Snape with the background music of Tom Jones' You Can Leave Your Hat On, and dedicated it to me. Several of us worked with her by contributing ideas. My best was to make Severus the 'Big Gun' if the troupe, she also used my suggested name for it, The Hogwarts Hustlers, Wand Wavers Extraordinaire. I'm sending you a link separately because I don't know if TPP allows links to other archives in reviews.Our story is completed and I plan to keep reading this to see how you work it out.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

Thanks for the reccomendation and review! I laughed so hard at the Hustlers! LOL.

10/10

SAS_33

The way you've described them trying the dances had me howling with laughter, all I could see was Snape doing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' routine to a hoard of screaming girlsLovely story, The Full Monty is one of my favourite films and I've always been jealous of the women they pulled in off the street to film that last scene, oh to be shopping in Sheffield that day!!!Looking forward to more.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

LOL, 'I'm too sexy!' Have you seen the sexysnape at potterpuppetpals.com? that kills me. Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

black spot

Ooh! Please more soon?

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

hopefully my schedule (and the muse) will allow. thanks for the review!

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Southern_Witch_69

thought you might like thishttp://www.deviantart.com/view/29753116/

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

lol thanks!

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Southern_Witch_69

I laughed throughout most of this chapter. That's something I don't do often. Haha... Very good.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

Thanks, SW! I was hoping ppl would find this particular chapter funny. I wasn't too sure about it at first. Glad you liked it!

10/10

Aurora Greyeyes

har har jar gufaw! This is a great idea merging these two together. You are so twisted. Do you need a friend? I would imagine Dumbledore would have something to say about that.

10/10

SS Lupin

That was brilliant and hilarious...I can't look at my I-pod the same way again.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

haha, thanks. i can somehow just see Lucius listening to an ipod...

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cocoachristy

Oh my God! This is so funny!  I can't wait for your update! What a good idea!

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

hehe, thanks. for some reason my favorite line is "Toby, bring the sack!" glad you reviewed

10/10

pickles

that was excellent

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

thanks

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

, glad you like it!

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Sally Smarty Pants

 i love this. i can't wait to read the rest

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

glad you like it! thanks for reviewing.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

hahaha! This is hilarious! Can't wait for more.

Response from severina (Author of You Can Leave Your Hat On)

yay! im glad u think its funny b/c i don't usually write comedy. thanks for reviewing

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