I think Hermione is jealous about Severus making time with that secretary, perhaps she should work on these two. 

Guns, bad guys, embezzling, bouncing arses, manual *cough* stimulation and fibbing all in the same chapter.  It's almost like you made your own miniature Bond film!!!Looks like Hermione is the winner of the big prize.  Break out the champaigne!!!  :D

OK, that was hot.  And now I can't wait for the next chapter.

Snappies of Severus... distracting Lucius' employee would either cause serious trauma to the recipients or rate him many more unwanted student and/or staff admirers.*Pictures Minerva choking on a ginger newt upon sight of her Potions master's bobbing white arse*At any rate, it sounds like things are about to get steamy with our unlikely trio...

Damn, Hermione is lucky. Both of them? And a Malfoy credit card to dress herself.

What a mouth Hermione has and her cheek.  To be in the company of two of the hottest wizards and go on a "covert spy mission" was awesome.  To be shut up in a wardrobe and sitting on Lucius' lap and watch Snape "fuck" someone, WOW.  I hope the next chapter lives up the the ending this portrays.

This is lots of fun!  What a place to end the chapter...sigh.

Oh my! I think we've reach the most interesting part. No offence for the other chapters of course.

I like it every time I read it. Went past the chipper that invented deep fried mars bars (as mentioned by aliciana) the other day - wasn't even tempted to try one. But a double treasure trail - now that might be worth a second look!

Hilarious!  Hermione will have those two whipped into shape in no time!

This is such a delicious story! With Lucius reminding me so much of Lestat, and the David Bowie references!! Gah!! You, dear reader, are after my heart!

Ooh.  I want that car.  And those men, but that is another story. 

How perfect for them.  (And blow me down with a feather, because my b-i-law used to be Sir Anthony Bamford's butler.)

Oh holy hell, the mental image of Lucius Malfoy dressed like James Bond and driving an Aston Martin with Severus Snape in the passenger side! ^_^ ::Drool::

What a interesting first chapter, Lucius and Severus scheeming together, having to deal with our beloved know-it-all along the way, that is a sure receipe for sucsess:-)) I am very much looking forward to read more!

Bat,prick and know-it-all.Hell of a good story.

Delightful romp that had me chortling from beginning to end . Have read this before but had to review. Fair cheered me up on a dismal day for me. Thanks so much. I do like this version of Lu and Sev with their Hermione it makes me feel a wee bit bad for liking it so much. VBG.

Thanks for writing and even better for sharing.

This is a great story, I've read this over many times.  By any chance does B.P.K stand for "Bat, Prat and Know-it-All"? 

Why oh why couldn't I have been Hermione and held such treasures in my hand.  I just had to imagine it and they were in tight leather pants to boot.  I want to cry.  Some one please do up a picture of this so we can all drool over it.  I can see (a Die Hard) Alan Rickman and Jason Isaacs in my head.  I love how you took these two characters out of their normal mold and gave them a life.  Please update soon.

Oh, dear!  Severus shouldn't be so disappointed, Hermione did grope both of them.  Lucius' willingness to step aside is sweet, but I'm getting the feeling it won't be necessary.  Hermione seems to be enjoying being around them both.  :D

I'm thoroughly enjoying this, Sunny.  And I love your Hermione.  Keep the chapters coming, hon!  Threesomes are ALWAYS welcome!

Where is the part where Hermione meets the boys? It seems like something is missing between the second and third chapters. 

This is delicious!

Fun!  But did I miss the first meeting between Hermione and "the boys"?

LOL!!! They really are just overgrown boys with more expensive toys. But definitely not inexperienced little boys like Harry and Ron. And their toys and, um... treasures are far more intriguing. I was grinning like a loon at Hermione's wicked teasing of Snape and his 'floppy bits', that was hysterical! I could just picture the snarky Bat of the Dungeons blushing like Hawaiian sunset. Sexy, but cute as all hell. If Severus could ever actually be called merely 'cute'. *Still grinning like a loon*