Nothing
Chapter 8 of 12
pokeystarA series of small bites featuring Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter
Canape 8: Nothing
Everyone is a little shocked when Ron shows up at Sunday brunch with Pansy in tow. After he and Hermione broke up, we’d all figured his next girlfriend would be a Lavender clone.
Pansy is nothing like Lavender, despite having floral names in common. She’s defensive, a little brittle but definitely brilliant. Once she settles in, she’s arguing with Bill about current exchange rates and the Goblin monopoly on wizarding loans, discussing advances in Potions with George, trading quips with Draco. Her gestures are graceful and ironic, a spark of punctuation to every word she utters, her face flushed, her eyes sparkling. She and Ron barely look at each other.
Once the meal is over, everyone splits up. Bill puts the kids down for a nap, Fleur helps Molly with the dishes, Draco and Hermione make their apologies and leave—she’s taken too much time from her caseload as it is. I decline George and Arthur’s invitation to listen to the Quidditch match—Ginny’s game isn’t being broadcast today—and wander past the old work-shed on my way to the pond.
A sudden gasp draws my attention, and I glance over to see Pansy backed up against the wall of the shed, shirt undone, bra pushed aside, Ron’s hands up her skirt and his tongue down her throat.
My fists clench, my stomach rumbles and a harsh pain tightens my chest.
I know I shouldn’t have eaten that last kipper.
It’s nothing.
All week, I sit across from my partner, my best mate, in our office at the MLE. I’m irritable and restless, dismissive and short. We’re under tremendous pressure to solve this murder case, but then, we’re always under pressure about one case or another. Ginny hasn’t been home in weeks, but then, she never is during Quidditch season.
Every once in a while, I look up to see Ron staring into space, gob hanging open, a fatuous expression on his face. I try to remember the last time I looked like that—felt like that.
I can’t.
He’s misplaced the evidence file again, and suddenly, it’s all I can do not to sucker punch him in the gut. My best friend, the gormless wonder.
It’s nothing.
A month later, Ginny’s home at last, the Harpy Seeker victorious after battle. We meet up with Ron and Pansy at the Leaky Cauldron to celebrate the end of the season and give Ginny a chance to inspect her brother’s new girlfriend.
We sit across from the happy couple, chatting about vicious Beaters and cases solved, Ministry gossip and business trends. Ron and Pansy touch each other constantly as they talk—elbows knocking, hips shifting against each other, fingers grazing over the peanut bowl.
She’s wearing deep blue robes that match her eyes and a hint of cinnamon in the scent on her skin tickles my nose.
Ginny and I barely look at each other.
It’s probably nothing.
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Originally written for the Live Journal community pphp_ldws
Prompt: "Making something out of nothing."
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Latest 25 Reviews for Canapes on Thursdays
55 Reviews | 6.73/10 Average
Is that the same wagon wheel coffee table from When Harry Met Sally? mahwwhaahahah!
Harry has quite a package in that winning banner of yours. Congrats all around Id say!
The sentient bed? Clearly you can write well about anything!
At least he isn't too bitter about losing. He may even find some consolation prize...
Boys are better? Er... no! :P
This so beautifull. I envy your talent with words.
Sad, pokey! :)
Nothing... Yeah, right! :)
Anonymous
Sweet little miniature! :o)
Oh I think its something! I think Harry is lusting after Ron's girl! Wouldnt it be fun if Ron's name was Jesse? I know you'll get the 80 song reference.
I'm having a hard time imagining Ron with Pansy, as I'm sure Harry thinks too. He should do something about it. *grin*
Oh dear, poor Harry, or is that Harriet? :)
Harry Potter - heels - groping boobies - oh. my. gods. I'm laughing too hard to type properly! ROFLMAO
Needless to say, I enjoyed it immensely.
Men are too week to suffer being a woman. Wait before he gets pregnant or give birth. *grin*
Oh how you enjoying torturing Harry! I thought Pansy was hilarious in her not-really-sypathetic comments.
hearing the penny drop was fun. good stuff.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Thank you - but I think that should be Knut, no?
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
oops. sorry, I'm muggleborn.
"attending the Snape-Trelawny nuptials" Not funny Pokey! Severus is not amused. However I would like to read more about the reaction of Pansy and Harry's engagement on the Malfoy's. Was it an unintended match? or not? Write on with your bad sef.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Severus can kiss my lily-white...oooo. you ebil woman. Call off the plot bunnahs or I'll load their carrots with LSD.Writin' writin' writin'.
Snape-Trelawney nuptials !! Erk. I don't want to think about the wedding night. *shivers*
Hermione should make a business of it.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
She should!Except that her husband probably already has more money than Merlin.
LOL Harry's a master at seduction it seems.
LOL. He shouldn't give up his day job! :)
I love this one!
this is creepy. Have you read the YA novel "The Hollow Kingdom"?
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
No, but I love YA - the title sounds awesome.Repercussions might be a while - I can make no promises, other than, if she asks me, that's the one I ask for.:-)
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
It's quite a good novel, and it's currently the first book in a three part series. I am fairly certain that is as long as the series is going to get, but you never know. anyway, what made me think of it is, there is this bit with knives, and faces, and the importance of beauty vs mutilation, and...yeah. it's actually in the second book. but it won't make sense unless you read the Hollow Kingdom first. The series is by Clare Dunkle, I think.
I'm afraid to understand what happened here. I hope I'm wrong.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Um, I won't tell you, so that you may maintain the illusion.(((hugs)))
That's one way of getting what you want...
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
A thoroughly psychotic way...
awwwwww how sweet is that?
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
~grins~thank you, my dear!