A Pinch of Salt
Chapter 2 of 12
pokeystarA series of small bites featuring Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter.
Canape 2: A Pinch of Salt
Running behind as usual, Pansy Apparated in front of their restaurant and rushed past Tony, the maître d’. She was ransacking her purse when a throat cleared, and her eyes snapped up to meet emerald green.
“I’m going to kiss that sneaky prat,” Harry said.
“I am going to kill him,” she hissed in return, abruptly turning on her heel. He caught her hand and tugged her into a seat before she could leave.
“Don’t,” he replied. “Draco explained how much the house means to you. I’m sorry I didn’t listen, Pans.” He Transfigured the cut-crystal salt shaker into a pansy and presented it to her.
She changed it back and pushed the shaker toward him. Meeting his bleak gaze, she drawled, “It’ll make the crow taste better.” His expression clearing, he laughed as they clasped hands.
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“Tobias and I had a horrible argument, Grand-mère.” Troubled blue eyes met hers over a motley assortment of kitschy figurines. Harry had started the collection, but she had contributed her share too. “It seems all we do anymore is fight. I think I’m making a mistake.”
Ah, young love, mused Pansy, surveying the dining table covered with shakers. The family didn’t understand why she insisted on cleaning them herself. That’s what house-elves were for.
“It was such a silly quarrel too. I want singing doves released at the ceremony. He claims they’re too ostentatious. He’s right, of course. But Grand-mère, I said the most awful things. How can he forgive me?” Nina cried, her eyes filling with tears.
Pansy found the shakers she was searching for. Smiling, she pushed the pair of ceramic doves toward her granddaughter. “The arguing isn’t as important as the making up, love,” she said gently. “The secret is to swallow your pride with a little salt.”
A/N
Written for the pphp_ldws LJ community
Prompt: "No one ever choked to death from swallowing their pride."
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55 Reviews | 6.73/10 Average
Is that the same wagon wheel coffee table from When Harry Met Sally? mahwwhaahahah!
Harry has quite a package in that winning banner of yours. Congrats all around Id say!
The sentient bed? Clearly you can write well about anything!
At least he isn't too bitter about losing. He may even find some consolation prize...
Boys are better? Er... no! :P
This so beautifull. I envy your talent with words.
Sad, pokey! :)
Nothing... Yeah, right! :)
Anonymous
Sweet little miniature! :o)
Oh I think its something! I think Harry is lusting after Ron's girl! Wouldnt it be fun if Ron's name was Jesse? I know you'll get the 80 song reference.
I'm having a hard time imagining Ron with Pansy, as I'm sure Harry thinks too. He should do something about it. *grin*
Oh dear, poor Harry, or is that Harriet? :)
Harry Potter - heels - groping boobies - oh. my. gods. I'm laughing too hard to type properly! ROFLMAO
Needless to say, I enjoyed it immensely.
Men are too week to suffer being a woman. Wait before he gets pregnant or give birth. *grin*
Oh how you enjoying torturing Harry! I thought Pansy was hilarious in her not-really-sypathetic comments.
hearing the penny drop was fun. good stuff.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Thank you - but I think that should be Knut, no?
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
oops. sorry, I'm muggleborn.
"attending the Snape-Trelawny nuptials" Not funny Pokey! Severus is not amused. However I would like to read more about the reaction of Pansy and Harry's engagement on the Malfoy's. Was it an unintended match? or not? Write on with your bad sef.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Severus can kiss my lily-white...oooo. you ebil woman. Call off the plot bunnahs or I'll load their carrots with LSD.Writin' writin' writin'.
Snape-Trelawney nuptials !! Erk. I don't want to think about the wedding night. *shivers*
Hermione should make a business of it.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
She should!Except that her husband probably already has more money than Merlin.
LOL Harry's a master at seduction it seems.
LOL. He shouldn't give up his day job! :)
I love this one!
this is creepy. Have you read the YA novel "The Hollow Kingdom"?
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
No, but I love YA - the title sounds awesome.Repercussions might be a while - I can make no promises, other than, if she asks me, that's the one I ask for.:-)
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
It's quite a good novel, and it's currently the first book in a three part series. I am fairly certain that is as long as the series is going to get, but you never know. anyway, what made me think of it is, there is this bit with knives, and faces, and the importance of beauty vs mutilation, and...yeah. it's actually in the second book. but it won't make sense unless you read the Hollow Kingdom first. The series is by Clare Dunkle, I think.
I'm afraid to understand what happened here. I hope I'm wrong.
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
Um, I won't tell you, so that you may maintain the illusion.(((hugs)))
That's one way of getting what you want...
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
A thoroughly psychotic way...
awwwwww how sweet is that?
Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)
~grins~thank you, my dear!