Chapter Four
Chapter 4 of 5
ShilohDarkeSnape is hit with an exploding potion. The results are quite unexpected. Draco and Hermione must take over teaching potions until Severus recovers. Rated for later chapters.
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A/N: As with all my other fan fictions, I must thank my wonderful beta, RobisonRocket. She's the best! Thank you, RR!
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Chapter 4 - Undeniable Desires
Snape cackled like a maniac as he sealed the envelope and addressed it to Draco. The missive he was sending was harmless. The invisible powder that was sealed inside with it, on the other hand, was a lethal dose. It would strike that foolish prat's nervous system before he knew what hit him. Although it would do no lasting harm, the effects it would have on the Slytherin Prince would not be forgotten anytime soon.
The first thing he would notice is the uncontrollable heat that would fill his loins each time he was near Miss Granger. Next, her scent would begin to drive the blond insane with lust. He would become a blubbering idiot where she was concerned. It would not take long before he would throw himself at her feet and beg for her to be merciful and relieve the ache her very nearness caused his lower extremities. Before the potion wore off, it would serve to make the know-it-all truly believe that Malfoy had lost his mind.
Severus smirked at the idea. The image of the pureblood Malfoy begging Granger to let him kiss her feet made his smile grow once again. It would serve the git right after the way he had been mocking his head of house's teaching methods. Images of Hermione hexing Malfoy seven ways to Sunday made the Potions master's lips curl into an evil smile. Oh, yes... That boy would rue the day...
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Draco sat at the Slytherin table eating breakfast when the post was delivered that morning. The envelope was simply addressed with his name, nothing more. Tilting his head, he examined the handwriting but couldn't place it. Turning, he glanced at the Gryffindor table, wondering if Granger had sent it.
She sat there between her two chummy friends, laughing and eating. She took no notice of him receiving anything, so he doubted it was from her. Thankfully, today was Saturday, so they were free from class. However, they had agreed to meet that evening to go over lesson plans once again. Perhaps this letter was her way of asking him to come earlier or even cancelling their meeting this evening. He secretly hoped not.
With a sigh, he ripped into the letter. Some kind of unseen dust flew up and tickled his nose, seizing him in a fit of sneezes. Rubbing his nose vigorously, he shook his head and took several calming breaths until the urge to sneeze yet again subsided. Shrugging, he opened the parchment, only to find a single line on the note. You won't be able to hide your feelings much longer!
Even as he questioned the words on the parchment, they faded. Within seconds the entire letter along with the envelope dissolved into nothingness. Feeling suddenly very self-conscious, he looked around for any sign of anyone that might have noticed what had just transpired. He saw no one paying him any mind. Not even his friends, as they seemed too interested in their breakfasts.
Ignoring his feelings that something must be wrong, he turned to finish his own food. He planned on practicing a little Quidditch today since he hadn't really gotten any time to himself lately. Even when he had, it seemed he'd been forced to stress over the time he would be spending with Hermione, working on the next Potions lesson.
At the thought of time spent with Hermione, he felt a twinge in his gut. Blimey, he honestly hoped that Pomfrey found a cure for Snape soon. He didn't know how much longer he could stand being in such close proximity to the Gryffindor princess without giving his true feelings away...
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Hermione sat in the library, waiting for Draco. It was after seven, and they had agreed to meet after supper to work on the lessons for Monday. With a sigh, she looked at her timepiece. Where was he? He had promised to be here so they could go over the lesson plan.
As if hearing her thoughts, Draco strode nonchalantly around the corner, books in hand. He looked much more relaxed than he had been over the last few days. She watched him as he moved to sit across from her. With a cocky smile, he greeted her. "Hi, Granger. Miss me?"
Rolling her eyes, she answered, "Hardly. Where were you? Did you get lost somewhere in the Restricted Section?"
Despite his growing nervousness, Draco cast her his most charming smile. "Touche'... I was out in the Quidditch pitch for a few hours this afternoon." He shrugged. "I thought you might appreciate it if I didn't come to you reeking of pungent, manly odors far too offensive for your gentle sensibilities." Even as he gave her his smart remark, he shifted uncomfortably in his chair. A deep stirring sensation, much like the building of an intense orgasm, was building within his jock, and he was both alarmed and shocked at it.
Hermione, thankfully, hadn't noticed his discomfort. Instead, she offered him a rare smile along with a curiously raised eyebrow. "I wouldn't know. I don't think I've ever considered the possibility that a Malfoy can actually sweat. Are you admitting that you do?"
Clenching his fists in his lap, he fought to remain outwardly calm, even though his hips were starting to move slowly in small gyrating motions to try to ease the fire that was beginning to burn in his loins. Letting himself focus on her words, he chuckled. "Of course we sweat. Malfoys may have superior genes. But even they can get hot and bothered." His eyes rounded as he realized too late exactly what he had said in response to her question. Where had that come from? He reprimanded himself. Why not just blurt out how badly you need to feel yourself nestled within her moist heat? He found himself biting his bottom lip to keep from doing just that as Hermione stared at him, confused.
Rising from her seat across from him, she moved to sit beside him, worry etched in her features. "Uhm... Draco, are you alright?" As she leaned toward him, he gasped and scooted his chair away from her, even as he slid his hands beneath his buttocks in an attempt to keep himself from reaching out to touch her.
"Of course I'm fine, Granger. I just... We need to... Why aren't you sitting over there? I mean... Merlin, you smell good." Immediately, he was on his feet and moving away from her in horror. But not before she had seen the evidence of the level of his arousal.
"Gods, this isn't happening!" he muttered under his breath. "Ah, Hermione? On second thought, I don't think I can study with you tonight. I really am not feeling very well, and I don't think it's safe for you to beah, I mean I don't think it's a good idea for me to be around you" Even as he spoke, he found himself moving back towards her, closing the distance between them.
"Oh, bugger it!" he swore before pulling her into his arms and devouring her mouth with his own. Gasping, she tried to pull away, but felt his passionate insistence holding her in place. She felt herself beginning to melt against him, despite her better judgement. Her code of ethics demanded that she put space between them, but for some reason all her body seemed to want was to melt into him and the feelings he was stirring within her.
He moaned deep in his throat before he pulled away and rested his forehead against hers, whispering, "Something is happening to me. I don't know what it is, but I'm not sure it bodes well for you." Breaking away from her, he turned and began running from her, yelling over his shoulder, "Lock and ward your doors tonight, Granger. I'm not sure if I can stay away if you don't!"
Then, he was gone, leaving her standing, staring after him. If she didn't know better, she would have sworn that he'd been slipped a lust potion. A fairly strong one, by the looks of it. Although, not the kind that rendered the user incapable of coherent thought. At least, not in the beginning.
"Oh, goodness," Hermione whispered. If this was a slow starting potion, then what Draco had said could very well be right. He might not be able to control himself once the full effects began to make themselves known.
Running into the Restricted Section, she grabbed five different books on illegal love and lust potions and the possible cures for them. Signing the books out with Madam Pince, who gave her a curious look, but nodded once, Hermione hurried to her rooms and did just what Draco had suggested. Warded and locked herself in her rooms.
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A/N: I know I am so terrible. I don't know what comes over me. I get ideas on one of my fan fictions, but am so blocked on another one... then, when I all but give up, something comes back, and I get an idea and run with it yet again. I do hope you guys can forgive me for taking such long breaks between updates. I do hope that when the updates come, they are worth it. Dern my fickle Muse, anyway!
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Latest 25 Reviews for Gigglers Revenge
24 Reviews | 7.21/10 Average
I've read the four chapters and they are funny, especially the cackling Snape. Very well done.Lisi
100 hundred points to Gryffindor! I almost fainted ~ LOLLooking forward to the next update!
Dumbledore can be such an interfering old coot! Makes you wonder why we love him so much in canon.
I love the imagery of a laughing Snape even if it didn’t change his actual demeanor at all. That was a very nasty thing to do to Draco.
Good start, I’m glad you decided to come back to this fic.
I think that potion has addled Snape's brain. Weeeee! Party time in Gryffindor tower... 100 points! Maybe hell has frozen over too! ;) Cute story up until now, looking forward to the next chapter. Cheers!
Great story.
I'm glad I took a peek. I can't believe Snape said that. Maybe the potion had a bit of truth sermon in it.
Thanks
A hysterically giggling Snape is just frightening. I wonder if they've noticed that it also makes him more truthful--no matter who it affects.
A giggly Snape... now there's a scary image. Nice work so far, looking forward to more of this.
I like the idea of a "Tickle Me Snape" this is going to be a fun story to read and I cant wait to see more.
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
I am so glad you are enjoying it! I am hoping to have another chapter up by next weekend
hahaha! A giggly Professor Snape. I forgot to see what pairing this was before I read this. It sort of looks like it will be a Draco/ Hermione ?
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
Yeah, I am planning on a Draco and Hermione, although I don't expect it to be anything over pg13. I am hoping to be able to keep Snape in Character! Fuss at me if you ever think I get too far off the mark...
Its rather creepy how Snape still manages to be snarky while in a fit of the giggles, but it is terribly in character. I also like the way that your Hermione and Draco are mature for their age and have learned how to get along with one another. I'm lookingg forward to reading the rest of this.
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
Thank you for the great review. I am glad you are liking it.
I think what is going to haunt me most about this story is the image of Snape laughing with a scowl on his face. Oh my. LOL I am really looking next to the next chapter.
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
LOL! When I read the challenge, it sounded like a fun test of the imagination!
ROTFLOL This absolutly awesome! Please update soon!!!
Hmmmmm...interesting beginning to this story, I must say! I'm not a huge fan of the DM/HG ship (tending to prefer HG/SS), but I do take a look-see now and again. Since this is listed as a romance and under the Malfoy Manor category, I gather that Hermione and Draco are going to end up as a couple -- but what a way for Hermione to find out that Draco has the hots for her! I almost -- almost! -- feel sorry for him. I'm interested to see where you go with this...
please please please write more! i love this story!!!
Oh, dear, he's really done it now. :0
Wonder if she'll work out what it was, or whether it is one of Snape's own concoctions. :)
LOL. Severus mouth is running away with him. :)
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
LOL.... Yeah... He seems to not only have the giggles, but it's almost like he's taken a truth serum... Trust me, it's gonna get crazier!
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
LOL.... Yeah... He seems to not only have the giggles, but it's almost like he's taken a truth serum... Trust me, it's gonna get crazier!
Poor Draco. Although she seems quite taken by the idea now she's over the shock. :)
You made me LL when Snape tattled on Draco and my dog looked at me funny (I woke him up).
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
Poor Poochie! Pet him for me and say, "I sorry..."
Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)
I petted him and gave him an ear rub and he says "Keep writing!"
Response from ShilohDarke (Author of Gigglers Revenge)
Poor Poochie! Pet him for me and say, "I sorry..."
Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)
I petted him and gave him an ear rub and he says "Keep writing!"
Interesting
definately worth the wait. So much so that I went back and reread the previous chapters. I look forward to your muse dishing out more wonderful ideas.
Umm kind of curious as to how you can have a leathal dose be not lasting. You might want to change it to toxic as lethal would kill him=harmful
Wow, Snape is vindictive. This is really cute, though, I'm enjoying the story.
Hee-Hee, Aww Poor Draco, I love this fic! So hysterical!