Anatomically Correct
Pearle26 Reviews | 26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )
The plushie’s glare was a remarkable copy of his own. He’d have thought it impossible to infuse such annoyance into a stuffed doll, but the evidence sat uncomfortably in his hands. Prodding the doll, he snarled as several question sprang to mind: Who created the doll (though the crossed WWW on the doll’s tag answered the who, more or less, just not which of the Weasley brothers he should kill), and why create a plush likeness of himself? But, really, the main question that echoed over and over in his mind was: Why was the doll anatomically correct, and why had he found a copy of the plushie on Hermione’s workbench?
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I am amazed and enthralled with the Harry Potter universe, with the emphasis on Snape. HG/SS is my favorite ship (you have been warned). I like sci-fi ? Star Wars, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, and Ray Bradbury to name a few. Horror also catches my interest as in Stephen King. I am a married, mother of two teenagers, multiple pets (dogs, cats, rabbits, turtle), and I work way too many hours. The rest is window dressing and subject to change without notice. I am also on staff on a wonderful new site called Playwitch. Visit when you get a minute: WWW.Playwitch.net
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Reviews for Anatomically Correct
Loved it! I just wish I could buy my own plushies of them now. 
We are never to old to play with dolls, where can I order my own Severus plushie. 
lol i like the first ending better. happily ever after thing lol!
Heehee, excellent! Now I want an anatomically-correct Severus of my own...
I'm glad that he was a big enough man to sign the release.
chortles
i love the story
"...a whisper of touch with the promise of more to come. "
Oooh... *that* was hawt. *fans self*
Very entertaining tale, this one! I enjoyed it immersely. A perfect distraction to a long boring day at work. *tee hee*
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*giggles* Lovely little piece, adorable like a plushie... ;o)
No fair I want a Severus plushie! I love the expansion.
I want one of my own! :)
Very cute. I think we'd all like a plushie of Severus just like that.
that was funny and touching and lemmony. thanks!
ps how many of us checked out our Ken dolls to see what he had?? poor boy...he was a eunuch! at least now he has tidy whities tatooed on!
Very entertaining.
I totally understand why she would want anatomically correct plushies. Ken and Barby were frustrating in this regard :-)
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
~Lotm
Juat simple love it!!! i know that it is a one shot and that you still need to finish Dances, but can you possible make this in to more then a one shot sometime in the future. It is so nice and would lovce to see how they continue and how they can cnotinue while Hermione is Minerva's apprentice. Thanks for writing and sharing, HUanita
That was very cute and funny. Wonderful job! Keep up the great writing. ~Jen
Hehehe... I loved it!
What a fun doll house you've created! I loved Severus' reaction when he saw his anatomically correct doll. Woohoo!
*Snickers* Brilliant! Teehee, naughty Hermione, making porn plushies! And such sweet lemonade!
What a wonderful story, thank you for sharing!!!
Hee hee! Only our dear Hermione would go to the trouble of making anatomically correct plushies. Looks like she can act out her fantasies for real now, instead of having to play with her dolls. Your Severus is beyond sex god here!
~Swoons dead away.~
Very entertaining story. Thanks for posting it.
Oh Pearle, I Love this story...Well done, I'm so glad Severus finally caught on to the fact that Hermione was in love with him... I've missed you, and am glad you are back...Looking forward to reading DWW...(((HUGS))) Becky
This is very sweet. I want a plushie, too, an anatomically correct one, of course.
I enjoyed reading your story. I'm so glad you decided to post it. Hope you're feeling better.