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Fucking with Severus
Titania35 Reviews | 4.57/10 (35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )
I hate Professor Snape with every fiber of my being. He cannot be allowed to get away with giving me such appalling marks! He’s a bastard! A vampire!
The git! He will pay, oh yes, he will pay! He will rue the day he fucked with me!
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So so funny!Now it's back to Hermione right? Muhahaha.
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Muwahahahaha!
Just reread both chapters.... and I must... review... again! Buahahahahaha! The internal monologue, ooh, it is evil! Rue the day! Rue it! Muahahaha!
Oh dear, and so another bubble wrapper popper addict has been born!!
i always wondered if glasses were not shattering and dogs howling everywhere when she sang that song! great update. thanks so much
LOL
That was so hilarious!
I resist the urge to smile; after all, I don't want anyone fainting. Loved this line.
Oh damn. Damn. That was (to quote the movie "A Fish Called Wanda") "unbe-fucking-lievable!!!!!!
*Gets on her knees and worships the authoress*
Bubble wrap is soooo addicting!
POP POP POP POP! HAHAHA
This was so funny!
LOL! I think Severus got his own back in this chapter. I have this mental picture of Hermione trying to hide from this lyrically gifted leprechaun.
The song you chose is perfect for what Severus wanted to accomplish. I can see the other students singing snippets of the song everytime they meet Hermione in the halls or on the stairs.
Thanks for the laugh! Now what is Hermione's next step in her plan to embarrass her Potions professor?
Beth
Interesting choice of song... :)
I love bubble wrap! I had images of stomping all over it when I was a kid - yay what fun with this chapter!
Thanks for putting the Brady Bunch song in my head - *groan*
You should have written a 'No Liquids While Reading This'-warning.
*wipes breakfast tea from desk*
This was brilliant!
I struggle to pick a favourite line. The chapter was full of them. But I'll print:
Gods, how I hate children in the morning! There is Albus, looking disgustingly chipper and twinkly in spite of the noise level; and myself, grinding my teeth, which will lead to a headache. I must stop this and put on the practiced scowl.
It will make a wonderful addition to my desk at work. (Yes, I'm a teacher, haha)
/M
I imagine Hermione will be utterly adult and just let this go -- I certainly hope not!!! LOL
This is such fun to read! Thanks.
I like this first chapter very much. Hope for more soon, and as it's already written,I don't worry too much. *grin*
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
I'm glad you like it! Chapter Two is in the queue! Thanks for reading and reviewing! Live long and prosper, Titania
i remember reading it on aff but other than the bubble wrap i don't remember anything else. i suspect it will come to me. great stuff! thanks so much
I hope it was as fun to write as it was to read - this was a hoot!! Thanks for sharing
Bubble wrap is addictive! Hermione planned the perfect revenge against Professor Snape... because nobody can resist the Siren's call of those perfectly pestilent plastic pillows of air.POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
POP POP POP!
Thanks to beaweasley for pointing this story out to me and kudos to you, for writing it.It's fucking hilarious.What a revenge!
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Thanks for reading and reviewing! I'm gald you liked it!
Well, she did warn him! Loved this very much. Good job.
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Indeed, she did warn him. Poor Sev!
OH, yes. Bubble wrap. :)
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Indeed. Highly addictive.Thanks for reading and reviewing!
I thought that was funny the first time I read it, and I still think it is funny.
Too funny. I liked the 'my precious' line. Whatever will he do when they're all popped? Will he go mad? Those little buggers really are hard to resist.
Yey!!!! I am one of those who have read, and reread this story several times, and you can't imagine how I look forward to read it all over again:-))My favourite kind of Hermione is a scheeming Hermione who takes no crap from Severus, and this story is close to perfect in that way. Adding that I am a sucker for that pairing and loves a good laugh, you can bet that I will read this story once more and enjoy every minute of it:-))
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Thanks for reading me again. I'm so glad you like the story and hope that you will enjoy it just as much as you did before.
Titania
Beware the addictive properties of the allmighty bubblewrap! Cute story!
Response from Titania (Author of Fucking with Severus)
Thanks, and it is always wise to beware. Thanks for reading and reviewing! Live long and prosper,
Titania