Oooh, nom nom. And gotta love Hermione's reactions to her own thoughts. Pubic hair? She didn't have hormones, not her of all people... heehee.

That's a nice start.  I look forward to the rest.  Detention should be interesting.

I find my self in total agreement with Hermione; like her I would get out of bed just to be able to see Severus jog scantly dressed in the mornings:-))A great first chapter, I look forward to read more!

Love this beginning, especially with Severus irritated and apparently clueless as to the reasons for Hermione's sudden absentmindedness. I'm sure Hermione will diligently continue her research on the professor's running habits ... snerk.

Lovely little mental pictures you've created. Now I won't be getting any sleep! LOL

And as the dedicated recipient of said story, let me be the first to review.  F-ing brilliant, especially since you write upside down.  :P  Thanks.  Love it. 

Author's Response: With your encouragement *cough - nagging* I had to run with the story... :)

rdholmantx's response: Are all New Zealanders this fond of the pun, or just you?

I've got to say...I've just finished reading this story and have downloaded a copy to my computer. I have yet to read another SSHG story tht kept me smiling and laughing throughout the entire peice. It is sweet, but not overly. It is well written as well. Bravo! for such a great peice of fanfiction!