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Potions Under Duress Happy, Happy Birthday
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Happy, Happy Birthday

kittylefish

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 81 Favorites )

Smut Slash Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 55 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape

What does Hermione get Severus for his birthday?

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Chapter 1: Happy, Happy Birthday


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kittylefish

Member Since 2007  |  73 Stories  |  Favorited by 89  |  1,068 Reviews Written  |  870 Review Responses

my catalyst into the world of hp fanfic was the ignominious death of severus snape by snakebite in dh.  grrrrr.  he deserved better, and i set off on a mission to find it!   i appreciate and admire the vast and limitless creativity of all of the wonderful writers on this site and in this fandom.

accordingly, for me it's mostly about snape: ss/le, ss/hg, ss/rl are my favorite ships.  i especially like happy endings for those who did not get them at the hands of jkr.

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0/10

cmwinters

 “Your birthday, my birthday. Hermione’s birthday ... The Founders’ birthdays, the Queen’s birthday, the Minister of Magic’s birthday, Harry-Bloody-Potter’s birthday. And alternate Tuesdays, if you like.”Heh.

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

hee.  thanks for reading and commenting.  :D

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

hee.  thanks for reading and commenting.  :D

10/10

Neko Mata

Wohoo! Great one as well! Even though SS/HG is not one of my favourite pairings, you have the ability, that you make them readable to me. Great job!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm so glad you enjoyed this even though ss/hg is not a favorite of yours.  i was seduced into the pairing by the great stories of subversa - otherwise, i'd never have read it, myself.  :D

10/10

magialuna

Just bloody fabulous.  Totally.  The whole thing.  Especially the last line.  Loved it.  I loved Severus, Lucius, Hermione... how much fun they were having ... how Severus kept trying to ensure he got to do it again... lol.  It was great.  And then how it was obvious Lucius was thinking the same thing. ;)  Great great story.  LOVED it.  -Clare

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

thank you so much for your enthusiastic review!  i really appreciate it.  *admires pretty shinies*

9/10

maria

Very, very nice!!!  Well written :)

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

thanks!  glad you liked it.

10/10

snitchette

God. Do you think they will be available for my birthday

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm still trying to get them to promise to turn up for MY birthday.  ;)  (but you can always read the story again...)

0/10

sunny33

Alternate Tuesdays! They will wear themselves out! :)

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

*giggles* and someone else thought alternate tuesdays wasn't enough and wondered why it wasn't every week. just goes to show ... something profound, no doubt. ;)

10/10

karelia

Darling, where do I start? There is soooooooo much I love about this! Severus's grumpiness at the beginning, Hermione's cunning plotting, The Strawberry, the Manchego cheese, and, oh, my, The Seduction! I absolutely love it! Very, very squeeworthy!!!Thank you very, very much, that really made my day, nay year! ::squishes you::

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm so happy you are pleased (and that you noticed the little touches i put in for you).  i would not write a threesome with lucius for just anybody, you know!  but for you - it was my pleasure.  :D

0/10

rhiannon113

Oh my. Holidays and alternate Tuesdays, how funny! And also thank you for making Severus snarky in the beginning, I do miss that side of him when it's left out.  =]

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

glad you liked it.  can't really blame him for being grumpy - he didn't know what a treat was in store for him.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

I like how Severus suggests even Harry-Bloody-Potter's birthday.  Lol, just about the only way he'd actually enjoy commemorating that particular anniversary...

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

tee hee.  i'm glad you appreciated that - it felt rather mischievous, but a good way to make the point.

10/10

Persevero

The best possible counter to this dark, wet, Cambridgeshire morning!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm glad it brightened your gloomy day.  it would be a nice way to keep snug on a rainy day, wouldn't it?

10/10

Sampdoria

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

thank you so much!  *beams

0/10

shiv5468

Ah my favourite OT3. Only alternate Tuesdays???!!!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i think hermione has a staff meeting on the other tuesdays, but if it works out, they might add thursdays on the off weeks.  ;)

10/10

luvsev

*Fans self* Very, very hot. I have been looking for a good Sev, Hermione, and Lucius threesome--looks like this fits the bill perfectly.

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm glad it satisfied.  *sends cooling vibes  :D

10/10

MollysSister

Apparently, when given the prompt “threesome” with nothing else, my brain interprets that as meaning “smut times three.”I like the way your brain works very much! All hail the triad!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

sometimes i think, maybe i should write less smut.  and then i come to my senses.  ;)

0/10

EverMystique

I absolutely love the closing line: “The Founders’ birthdays, the Queen’s birthday, the Minister of Magic’s birthday, Harry-Bloody-Potter’s birthday. And alternate Tuesdays, if you like.”Very nicely done.

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

hee hee.  i'm glad you enjoyed it.  thanks so much for taking the time to tell me so.  :D

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Lovely and very, very hot!

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

thank you so much, my dear, for the review and the pretty, shiny stars!  :D

10/10

apisa_b

*Fans self*Oh my, was that hot.

Response from kittylefish (Author of Happy, Happy Birthday)

i'm glad you enjoyed it.  *offers fan*

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