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Hogwarts Castle The Encounter of the Snapes
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The Encounter of the Snapes

1: Part 1: Hair

2: Part 2: Robes

3: Part 3: The Wand

4: Part 4: The Partners

The Encounter of the Snapes

morgaine_dulac

73 Reviews   |   73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Hogwarts Castle 1,607 Words 4 Chapters Complete
Severus Snape Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Original Character Remus Lupin

Fanon-Snape meets Canon-Snape.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Part 1: Hair

Chapter 2: Part 2: Robes

Chapter 3: Part 3: The Wand

Chapter 4: Part 4: The Partners


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for The Encounter of the Snapes

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10/10

loreen77

That was tons of fun to read. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

It was tons of fun to write, too. So glad you enjoyed it!

10/10

loreen77

Ha ha ha!!! Brilliant. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Oh sweet Merlin, I forgot about that one! 

10/10

Neko Mata

This was fun reading (I´m sure it was fun writing as well;)!Just can imagine canon snape not twitching once in his face during the whole encounter, but the wheels turning in his head! Oh yes, a Slytherin sandwich! That was hilarious! Ah, the rabid fan-girls! Realy nicely done!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thanks! You know, I had forgotten all about this, and then one of *my* fan girls insisted on reading it to me. I almost died :P

10/10

Sevvy

Parts of this are just pure, unashamed pimping; self-promotion in the raw, you know - good on you, girl!  (Can you get him to take a peek at my stuff now as well please; it would cool him down after reading your Chapter 19 for sure!!)

And as for that queue of fangirls - you know I'm definitely first in line.  In fact, just in case you were wondering, I've permanently got the champagne in the fridge cooling in preparation, just in case he turns up ... hubby's out tonight, hmmm!

I saw the trailer for HBP earlier tonight (first time on UK TV to my knowledge) as it's only just over 2 weeks to go now (yipee!)  'It's over!' he says ... still melting  !! :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Will pimp your story as soon as the Muse bites again. Promised!Champagne? Pha! I have a £70 bottle of Amarone! Oh, wait, I am supposed to give that one away ... ah, screw it!'It's over ...' And he looks so sad when he says it. star_girl and I are so going to die at the cinema! (Note to self: Finish Star Sisters before going to see HBP in case we die.)Night night!

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

That will be three dead bodies they'll have to remove from the cinema then 'cos it will be me as well!  (I'm just about to book my 'advance' tickets for it on-line at my local cinema - nothing like being organised I say, hehe!!) :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I booked our tickets two weeks ago :)

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

Show off!

10/10

rosered

omg!  Wonder which fan girl fanon snape is getting to now???  LOL  Love this!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Well, the line is long, we're all beautiful and he can have his pick ;-)Love it that you love it! /M

0/10

star_girl

Woohoo! Pimp away, my dear, pimp away ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

hehe

0/10

sunny33

How could he resist a Slytherin sandwich?  ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Yeah! How could he? Tut tut!

10/10

sevibaby

I am glad to have been of service.  I really liked the last two chapters.  Keep the funny buisness rolling.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thanks again!If you have any more requests/ideas, do tell me.

Response from sevibaby (Reviewer)

You could have fanon show that in several fanfic. he becomes friends with Harry.  Show canon Snapes reaction.  Or you can discuss Draco being his godson.Sevibaby

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Oh, endless possibilities! I'll call the Muse!

Response from sevibaby (Reviewer)

I had a couple of other ideas over night.  Have fanon show canon all of the different storys with Albus giving him lemon drops.  Or fanon becoming headmaster and or a father.  Just a few more ideas.  Thanks for giving my idea a chance.Sevibaby

0/10

Prof M McGonagall

I wonder if canon-Snape is hastily looking for chapter 19.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Chapter 19 should not be read hastily. I recommend a cmfy chair, a nice glass of wine ... probably a cigarette after ;-)

10/10

Prof M McGonagall

*gigglesnort*  Always ready?!  How uncomfortable for poor canon-Severus.  Perhaps he should contact his Healer.  He's been taking too much little blue potion...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Snape doesn't need any blue potion ;-)

10/10

snitchette

I haven't read Star Sisters because the summary didn't compelled me to. Now I'm really curious and I most certainly will read it.PS : I don't know where you live but I was serious about the muffins, so if you happen to come on vacation, I'll be glad to meet you. (I will be away for the whole of august)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Ha, I knew some pimpage would do that story good ;-)I live in Sweden, but I am originally from Switzerland. So watch it, Paris isn't that far away, and I, too, am serious about those muffins!A bientôt. /M

10/10

rosered

Oh, my!!!  *fans self*  I really like this show and tell thing. A LOT!  This is so good!  :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

There will be a Part 4 (at least). Glad you're enjoying it! /M

0/10

sunny33

Always ready?   Or perhaps he just fancies his fanon self? ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I just love it when Snape says: "Always."

10/10

snitchette

LOL! All right you earn the muffins and cookies too. Brilliant.

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

I nearly forgot. Next time you come to Paris (France) make sure to warn me so I get them ready for you. ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I am so going to look you up!*calls hubby to say that she has decided where to go on vacations*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Btw, I don't like blueberry muffins ;-)

10/10

Sevvy

What do you mean you have been offered muffins?  I think you'll find it was me who was offered them for suggesting you continue with this!!'Always' ... indeed! Thanks for posting early though (and my sneaky 'preview' hehe!)And of course both Snapes should realise that us fan girls are always right - always!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Yes, the initial muffin-offer was for you, but I think I deserve a tiiiiiiny one as well for following your advice and writing some more (seeing as I normally don't follow any advice, hehe). Really, just a tiny one. It can be burnt as well. Plz?

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

Burnt?  Is there no end to your kinky requests?! :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Nope!

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

Fair enough! :-)

9/10

chivalric

*grin* Glad you wrote some more chapters!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Me, too. Turned out to be quite fun to write. /M

10/10

debjunk

Smile?  I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

That's even better! Much better, to be precise! :D

10/10

rosered

Hmmm...commando is also always in style!  Great chapter.  :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Damn, forgot about those. Bummer ;-)

10/10

Madame DeFarge

oh i love it ... too funny ... more more

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Part 3 for the weekend, as promised.And I think the muse might just have announced her interest for a part 4. /M

10/10

Madame DeFarge

oh i love it ... too funny ... more more

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Steady ... :)

9/10

Prof M McGonagall

Funny!  I missed part 1 when it came out.  But it is hilarious to have fanon-Snape giving canon-Snape pointers.  I wonder if canon-Snape will take the hint.Wands?  Oh dear!  *fans self*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Wands and hexes :)And you might want to have a cold shower on stand-by ;)

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

No, no, no, Severus dear, you prefer a bushy-haired know-it-all to unbutton your robes. Or a certain blond ex-Death Eater or both *smirks* Still loving this!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Now, how I am going to wipe THAT smirk of MY face? LOLGlad you love it. Part 3 for the weekend, as promised. /M

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Hee! *giggles madly* Brilliant!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Oh my! Thanks! :)

0/10

kimjo2

definately silk!!  thanks so much

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Hm, definately! Thank YOU!

0/10

Stephanie76

This is cracking me up!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Yay!!

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