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Potions Under Duress Long Division
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Long Division

Pearle

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Erotica General Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 568 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape

Always the teacher, Severus decides to educate Hermione. Lucius, Hermione, Severus, Math, and Taxes.


For Shiv5468, because she was bored and has a fondness for SS/HG/LM.

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Chapter 1: Long Division


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72 Stories  |  Favorited by 493  |  67 Reviews Written  |  105 Review Responses

I am amazed and enthralled with the Harry Potter universe, with the emphasis on Snape. HG/SS is my favorite ship (you have been warned). I like sci-fi ? Star Wars, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, and Ray Bradbury to name a few. Horror also catches my interest as in Stephen King. I am a married, mother of two teenagers, multiple pets (dogs, cats, rabbits, turtle), and I work way too many hours. The rest is window dressing and subject to change without notice. I am also on staff on a wonderful new site called Playwitch. Visit when you get a minute: WWW.Playwitch.net

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2) - Thank you!



Here Be Pirates - Nominated for a Round Three Multifaceted Award in the categories: Endurance ~ The Challenge Response Award and Laughter ~ The Humour Award




Destiny is a featured story for September

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10/10

pickles


More please

10/10

snitchette

If you're asking me the question, so YES I would like to read about that *grin*

0/10

pookah

Not a Lucius fan at all, but this is charming.  Great fun!

10/10

braye27

Not only is Severus a Master at Potions, he is a Master at Maths.

8/10

Red_Sky_At_Night

Great stuff and contains two of my favourite things - an SS/HG/LM triangle and a cracking good double entendre. Your final line made me laugh out loud.  Which is slightly embarrassing considering I was at work...Had I only read this story many years ago when I was at school, I would have paid more attention to arithmetic.

(Just one tiny thing though - as the characters are English they'd be calling it 'maths', not 'math'.)

10/10

Sampdoria

Oh my gosh, I just looooove Severus math:-)) (If Hermione answear anything else than YES, she aint the smart girl I claim her to be:-))

0/10

snapify52

Did you just make tax returns sexy?  I think you did!  I'll have to remember this come April.

0/10

pyjamapants

Long division has never been quite so appealing.

0/10

debjunk

Sultry ending there. 

10/10

sinbad

I liked it.  It was a good story to clean away the cobwebs.  I have to ask though, how did Lucius come to be sitting beside Hermione?

0/10

sunny33

Hmm.  Didn't do that sort of division at school...

10/10

blue artemis

That triad works for me. 

9/10

DawnEB

So Lucius isn't the only one to be able to manipulate the figures in his favour ;D

0/10

moepi

grrrrr you can't stop there you bloody teaseI like it    cheers Moepi AKA Michèle

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