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Not Going to Portus Club

notsosaintly

40 Reviews   |   40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 3,226 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Fred Weasley George Weasley Lucius Malfoy Original Character Remus Lupin Severus Snape

She can't go to Portus, so why not indulge herself? Warning: mango margaritas abound.

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven

Chapter 8: Eight

Chapter 9: Nine

Chapter 10: Ten

Chapter 11: Eleven


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notsosaintly

Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 707  |  843 Reviews Written  |  2,009 Review Responses

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sunny33

Hope Argus enjoyed all the attention!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Considering he's ... well, Argus, he should!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Considering he's ... well, Argus, he should!

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sunny33

Who fancies the silver lady then?

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Lucius... maybe Notsosaintly a little...Maybe more than a little.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Lucius... maybe Notsosaintly a little...Maybe more than a little.

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sunny33

Haha, bit of competition there.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

A bit, but she left, and Dreamy didn't return to follow through, so in the end all was well. *grin*

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

A bit, but she left, and Dreamy didn't return to follow through, so in the end all was well. *grin*

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sunny33

Yummy, I wanted some with my tea, but SOMEONE had eaten them all. *pout*

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Must've been Peppermint!  I only had that one, and it served its purpose!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Must've been Peppermint!  I only had that one, and it served its purpose!

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sunny33

OK, how does one "fluff" one's breasts?  Come on, you know you want to share!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I've been doing it all darn day.  I bought this dress.  It's strapless, goes down to the floor, is held up by my ribcage and two beaded straps that tie about my neck.  My breasts keep dropping every time I lift my arms (one of the reasons why it's an at-home dress), so I have to keep reaching in and cupping them up, fluffing them back into place. You know, so those perky things point in the same direction.THAT is how you fluff.

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Ah yes, I vaguely remember the good old days of "perky".  Four kids and five years of breastfeeding cured that problem!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Yes, well, I remember the days when I didn't have to keep encouraging them UPward back into place (2 kids, both breastfed ruined it; you're so right).  Thank goodness I'm only a 38B ... if I were larger, well, for one, this dress would be an impossibility and for another, there'd be no way to keep those suckers up.I keep looking in the mirror and tug upward on the skin near my armpit and think, "Now, all I NEED is a little tuck here and everything will be just fine."  What do they call that, a boob lift?  *lol* No, that's what they get on to get back into place.  "Top floor anyone?"

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I've been doing it all darn day.  I bought this dress.  It's strapless, goes down to the floor, is held up by my ribcage and two beaded straps that tie about my neck.  My breasts keep dropping every time I lift my arms (one of the reasons why it's an at-home dress), so I have to keep reaching in and cupping them up, fluffing them back into place. You know, so those perky things point in the same direction.THAT is how you fluff.

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Ah yes, I vaguely remember the good old days of "perky".  Four kids and five years of breastfeeding cured that problem!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Yes, well, I remember the days when I didn't have to keep encouraging them UPward back into place (2 kids, both breastfed ruined it; you're so right).  Thank goodness I'm only a 38B ... if I were larger, well, for one, this dress would be an impossibility and for another, there'd be no way to keep those suckers up.I keep looking in the mirror and tug upward on the skin near my armpit and think, "Now, all I NEED is a little tuck here and everything will be just fine."  What do they call that, a boob lift?  *lol* No, that's what they get on to get back into place.  "Top floor anyone?"

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sunny33

Errr... What's in a margarita exactly? (Speaking as a boring teetotaller)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I know there's tequila in it.  I think there might be another kind of alcohol, but I'm not an expert.  I drink only the mango ones because I looooove mangos.  (I figure it counts as a serving of fruit.)  I don't drink much actually, so I am not the person to ask.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I know there's tequila in it.  I think there might be another kind of alcohol, but I'm not an expert.  I drink only the mango ones because I looooove mangos.  (I figure it counts as a serving of fruit.)  I don't drink much actually, so I am not the person to ask.

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sunny33

Tease!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Uh-huh. 

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Uh-huh. 

10/10

peppermint

You defend your territory so well, hehe :)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I have to.  I know what I want, and when I know what I want, I go after it with a vengeance.  At least when I write.  In RL, I just sit back and dream about stuff and write.  LOL

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I have to.  I know what I want, and when I know what I want, I go after it with a vengeance.  At least when I write.  In RL, I just sit back and dream about stuff and write.  LOL

10/10

peppermint

I do beleive that "yummy" sums it up.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'd die for a mango margarita right about now.  Mmmmm....

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'd die for a mango margarita right about now.  Mmmmm....

0/10

silverdoe

Thief :)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That was my goal all along, and no one wrote anything to contradict me ... so, yup, stolen!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That was my goal all along, and no one wrote anything to contradict me ... so, yup, stolen!

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silverdoe

The dress is real,except not faerie made and long. It billows when I walk, just like a certain professor we all know and love.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Notsosaintly admires the dress and the billow from afar ... Though she very much would like to feel the fabric slipping through her fingers.Long dresses are the best.  Long skirts, long dresses.  I just bought one at Forever 21 (I'm 39 and I walked in that store *shakes head*)  that I have worn all day arond the house.  Cotton, lightweight, down to the floor (I'm 5'2" so that's a given when purchasing a dress that's not a petite size).  I love it.

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

Oh I love them too. I am also 5'2" and know how hard it is to find a good fit, but then it gives me an excuse to buy more shoes.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Notsosaintly admires the dress and the billow from afar ... Though she very much would like to feel the fabric slipping through her fingers.Long dresses are the best.  Long skirts, long dresses.  I just bought one at Forever 21 (I'm 39 and I walked in that store *shakes head*)  that I have worn all day arond the house.  Cotton, lightweight, down to the floor (I'm 5'2" so that's a given when purchasing a dress that's not a petite size).  I love it.

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

Oh I love them too. I am also 5'2" and know how hard it is to find a good fit, but then it gives me an excuse to buy more shoes.

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silverdoe

Those of us at the Potter Place bar know exactly where all the men are. :)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You're darn right we do!  They're where they're supposed to be.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You're darn right we do!  They're where they're supposed to be.

10/10

silverdoe

mmm. Sugar and strawberries. My hubby says the combo should be illegal for just this reason.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Uh-huh.  Any red-blooded male would definitely respond to that.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Uh-huh.  Any red-blooded male would definitely respond to that.

10/10

silverdoe

The last line has been driving me crazy all day. What movie is that from?

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I am totally laughing.  I'm sure it probably IS from a movie, but I have no clue which.  Actually, it comes from a fanfic I read, and probably one of my own, a BDSM piece, you know, where he smacks her and she has to say, "Thank you, master, that's one," or something to that effect.    Just those words alone make me melt for some odd, perverted reason.

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

I was writting tonight with the TV on for background noise when I heard that line. Kevin Bacon says it in 'National Lampoon's Animal House'. I feel so much better now. LOL

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Oh, great.  I'm reduced to National Lampoon.  Fitting, really, if you think about it.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I am totally laughing.  I'm sure it probably IS from a movie, but I have no clue which.  Actually, it comes from a fanfic I read, and probably one of my own, a BDSM piece, you know, where he smacks her and she has to say, "Thank you, master, that's one," or something to that effect.    Just those words alone make me melt for some odd, perverted reason.

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

I was writting tonight with the TV on for background noise when I heard that line. Kevin Bacon says it in 'National Lampoon's Animal House'. I feel so much better now. LOL

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Oh, great.  I'm reduced to National Lampoon.  Fitting, really, if you think about it.

0/10

mikimoto

I don't understand why you say Hermione at the end.  Am I missing the joke?

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I said WHAT?  Okay, that was a slip.  I'll go change now.  *slinks away*

Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I said WHAT?  Okay, that was a slip.  I'll go change now.  *slinks away*

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