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Chapter 6 of 11
notsosaintlyEnter Lucius, Notsosaintly's weakness.
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Severus knows that Notsosaintly has only one weakness (besides him, of course). Whether he planned this or not, she is not sure, but a few minutes later, the very thing that makes her melt into a puddle of shameless lust, Lucius Malfoy, walks in the door. Granted, he has a striking doe-eyed beauty hanging off his arm, and Notsosaintly wonders if she hasn’t a bit of faerie blood in her veins. If so, things could only get more interesting tonight.
The couple seats themselves (looking quite cozy) in one of the more private back booths, and Severus is summoned to their table.
“If I’m not back in five minutes, come join us,” he whispers in Notsosaintly’s ear as he spells her drink to refill itself. His thoughtfulness truly is endearing, she thinks as he grabs a bottle of wine and two glasses and emerges from behind the bar. On queue, Remus enters from a back doorway, filling Severus’ abandoned position behind the bar.
Severus’ arse is the main attraction for many, if not all (the mobile-tossing woman seems to have eyes only for Remus at the moment), of the women in the bar as he strolls to Lucius’ table. Not five seconds later, he summons a glass for himself, and Notsosaintly looks at her watch, knowing that in five minutes she’ll be sitting next to Lucius (Severus won't mind; he never does). Never mind the exquisite creature sitting beside him; her personality is sure to match her looks, and Notsosaintly looks forward to finding out.
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Oh lalala 
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They really are the best. And that Lucius. He can go all night. It's really amazing.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They really are the best. And that Lucius. He can go all night. It's really amazing.
Ok this is really getting hot!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Yes, it is sort of. (And you should follow the links at the bottom of the chapters to the other stories which have further bits of the story, too!) But I don't go my usual nine yards with this one.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Yes, it is sort of. (And you should follow the links at the bottom of the chapters to the other stories which have further bits of the story, too!) But I don't go my usual nine yards with this one.
Ok this is really getting hot!
BUT I SAW THEM!!! Really I did. I danced with Severus and had a lovely chat with Lucius! I t was them. I swear. Severus was in the room right down the hall in my hotel!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
One word. P.o.l.y.j.u.i.c.e. That's all I have to say on the matter. Mwahahahaha! Be thankful it wasn't Hagrid under the Polyjuice.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
One word. P.o.l.y.j.u.i.c.e. That's all I have to say on the matter. Mwahahahaha! Be thankful it wasn't Hagrid under the Polyjuice.
Oh naughty girl - go for it!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Too right. Too right. You know, sometimes you just have to take advantage of a situation.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Too right. Too right. You know, sometimes you just have to take advantage of a situation.
Teehehehe Oh Yes, strawberries!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Ah, yes, the magic fruit. *snicker*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Ah, yes, the magic fruit. *snicker*
I'm still swooning over the thought of Severus as a bartender. Too bad there is a bar between you two.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Ah, but keep reading. Too bad he was with us and not at Portus (droxy was only Polyjuiced as Severus).
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Ah, but keep reading. Too bad he was with us and not at Portus (droxy was only Polyjuiced as Severus).
Oh, wow. Yummm!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh, yes, and I've been wondering if there were Mango Martinis ... they're called Mangtinis or something like that. That's my next trip.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh, yes, and I've been wondering if there were Mango Martinis ... they're called Mangtinis or something like that. That's my next trip.
Oh you are a girl after my own heart! I love those too! I bet Severus makes the best ones! I love how you 'panic' over the work load - add to it! Teeehehehe
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You have no idea. I totally added to it. Not only did I write that drabble (of course in bits and pieces throughout the day along with the Potter_Place girls), I made sure all theirs got posted as well. And then the same day I took on a re-validation project of a story that has been edited (about 60 chapters). Yup. I panic by adding more to it. But I always work better and more efficiently when I have more to do, strangely enough.
Response from beaweasley2 (Reviewer)
My gods! You're amazing!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Not amazing. Tired. Extremely tired.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You have no idea. I totally added to it. Not only did I write that drabble (of course in bits and pieces throughout the day along with the Potter_Place girls), I made sure all theirs got posted as well. And then the same day I took on a re-validation project of a story that has been edited (about 60 chapters). Yup. I panic by adding more to it. But I always work better and more efficiently when I have more to do, strangely enough.
Response from beaweasley2 (Reviewer)
My gods! You're amazing!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Not amazing. Tired. Extremely tired.
1. I am so glad you couldn't go to Portus.2. I never liked Margaritas, but I do want one now.3. There are a couple of other things I want right now as well ;-)Thank you.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Could those couple of other things be Severus and Lucius by any chance? *winks* There is a yummy picture here you might like:
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Click here: Lucius and Severus
Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)
Well, I am a gourmet. I'd never say no to a Slytherin sandwich. Ah, what a way to start the day. :-)And yes, I do like the picture.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Slytherin sandwiches are indeed the best. True, true. Glad to have found a kindred spirit.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Could those couple of other things be Severus and Lucius by any chance? *winks* There is a yummy picture here you might like:
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Click here: Lucius and Severus
Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)
Well, I am a gourmet. I'd never say no to a Slytherin sandwich. Ah, what a way to start the day. :-)And yes, I do like the picture.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Slytherin sandwiches are indeed the best. True, true. Glad to have found a kindred spirit.
Lucius and Severus are having a busy night ;-)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They certainly are. And most deservedly so!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They certainly are. And most deservedly so!
It was totally me, Sunny. Sorry! I love seeing Severus reduced to gibbering...
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
... speechless, moaning, boneless puddle of lust. 
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
... speechless, moaning, boneless puddle of lust.
I suppose one can find compensations for not being able to travel....
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Right on! I may not have the means, but I have the imagination. This way, I can relax AND have my men.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Right on! I may not have the means, but I have the imagination. This way, I can relax AND have my men.
Obviously there were some great compensations for NOT going to Portus... *still green with envy*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, something had to be done. There were so many people going that I really was starting to feel left out. Thank goodness my fantasy-world is so accomodating.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, something had to be done. There were so many people going that I really was starting to feel left out. Thank goodness my fantasy-world is so accomodating.
Lucky you. *green with envy*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I told you we had an understanding. I mean, there are just so many delicious men to play with around here....
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I told you we had an understanding. I mean, there are just so many delicious men to play with around here....
OMG Please give that adresse right NOW.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Ok. Now please could you tell me the name and adress of that bar. I'd like to join.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Look at the top of the page, it's called ... *drumroll please* Not Going To Portus Club!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Look at the top of the page, it's called ... *drumroll please* Not Going To Portus Club!
now I'm definitely jealous.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Jealous of Notsosaintly, the buxom woman at her right, or the strawberry, I wonder?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Jealous of Notsosaintly, the buxom woman at her right, or the strawberry, I wonder?
That's unfair. I want By dark bar keeper too 
*sniffle*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh, that's okay. Severus and Notsosaintly have an understanding ... he always comes back to her at the end of the night.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh, that's okay. Severus and Notsosaintly have an understanding ... he always comes back to her at the end of the night.
Err CAn I have one too (But only if Master Snape prepares it)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
If you kneel before him, bow your head, and ask, "Please, master, I'll have one," I'm sure he'll comply.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
If you kneel before him, bow your head, and ask, "Please, master, I'll have one," I'm sure he'll comply.
Don't worry too much. I can say I'm almost glad there's a bit less validation this week 'cause I have some caching up to do. *grin*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I myself have 4 stories I'm following and the alert emails are tagged in my inbox. I can't get to them! (Of course, if I hadn't been drabble writing.... but that couldn't be helped!)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I myself have 4 stories I'm following and the alert emails are tagged in my inbox. I can't get to them! (Of course, if I hadn't been drabble writing.... but that couldn't be helped!)
Too bad that Lucius was all shagged out by the time he was finished with silver. :P
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Lucius has incredible staying power. It's amazing really. He could go all night and into the morning.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Lucius has incredible staying power. It's amazing really. He could go all night and into the morning.
How's your spelling. D'oh, stupid question!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Okay. *lol* I'm totally confused.
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
I meant for Scrabble! Want to play with the boys and I?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I went back through the chapter and scrutinized... I used too many long words; I thought I flubbed one.Of course my spelling is up to par. Oh, I just had a wicked idea about Scrabble and Remus and Severus that I can't follow through with this week, but I'm tagging this review so I remember later.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Okay. *lol* I'm totally confused.
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
I meant for Scrabble! Want to play with the boys and I?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I went back through the chapter and scrutinized... I used too many long words; I thought I flubbed one.Of course my spelling is up to par. Oh, I just had a wicked idea about Scrabble and Remus and Severus that I can't follow through with this week, but I'm tagging this review so I remember later.
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Yea, verily.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Yea, verily.
LOL I'm with you on the long dresses and skirts, it's such a pain to take them up all the time.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They're very comfortable, but I'm constantly stepping on the inside hem. *lol*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
They're very comfortable, but I'm constantly stepping on the inside hem. *lol*