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Whomped
Kitsune_SD9 Reviews | 8.89/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )
Ever wonder why the Whomping Willow is so valuable?
Warnings: odd pairing (Draco Malfoy/Whomping Willow), dendrophilia (arousal from trees), voyeurism
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Kitsune_SD
Member Since 2005 | 4 Stories | Favorited by 9 | 1 Review Written | 14 Review Responses
Completely mental and loving it, Ms. Kitsune (37) enjoys reading and writing humor, smut, and the occasional off-the-wall pairing. She loves old-school punk rock, microbrew beer, drunken debautchery, werewolves, Animagi, and her fur-sister and regular beta Ms. CarvedWood. She shares her home in San Diego, California with 2 cats, the equally mental Squeek and Lily. She feels that reviews and con-crit are better than a Gringott's vault full of Galleons, and that Sirius isn't really dead - he's just playing hide and go seek with Harry and Remus.
She also occasionally writes fic that can not be archived at this site, more of her work is available on Live Journal.
Reviews for Whomped
Too bad there wasn't a second chapter to this. Like with Draco's response to Harry.
I have to say that this was a great surprise ...
Sensuous Shrubbery
Lascivious Landscaping
Titillating Trees ...
The idea of Draco being molested by the Whomping Willow has to be one of the most original ideas I have ever encountered.
I could not help but grin as I read this. You did wonderfully.
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
I actually have to give some cretid to my wonderful beta, CarvedWood. She mentioned on the message board at Restricted Section that she wanted to see Draco/Whomping Willow... what she really meant was Draco with a tree spirit of some kind that lived in the Willow, but I just took the pairing literally - and Draco ended up getting seduced by a tree.
*blinks* o_o Who knew landscaping could be this erotic?
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
Neville, possibly? Thanks for reading!
I get such a kick out of this story! I'm so glad you decided to archive it here! :)
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
And I was so worried about posting it too many places! Besides, as your official stalker, I had to post it on this site, with your fic here as well! ;)
This is so funny! Harry, wanting to get revenge and got aroused instead. LOLOL Can't wait for chapter 2!
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
This was meant to be a one-off. I have gotten so many requests for a sequel that one (no, at least two) will show up eventually.
Let me tell you, when this popped up on the site, word got around. This is not only erotic but absolutely hilarious at the same time. I sat here reading it, laughing behind my hand, as though I were reading something forbidden. Thank you for sharing this. I love it!!
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
You know... I was debating whether or not to archive here... thinking "everyone who wants to has probably read this already." But this comment makes me really happy that I decided to send it in anyways!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Well, I am happy that you did. I am usually so busy here, I rarely "leave the nest." And thank you for teaching me a new word today: dendrophilia. Nice.
man, I just have to say that this was fricking hilarious. Too funny. Sneaky little Harry. I loved it! Thanks for sharing and giving a laughing. ahahahaha
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Whomped)
It always (pleasantly) surprises me that people laugh at this fic, as it wasn't a conscious effort to write something funny... I guess I just can't keep my sense of humor out of my writing!
I totally just lol'd. I'm sorry, but this is the funniest fic I've ever read!!! Wonderfully written, too. Just amazing and so, so, SO original. xxolivia
Well, that is definitely a different approach, especially regarding the whomping willow. I presume perhaps that the fertilizer would be what changed it from a good beating to... a good beating? LOL.