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On Top of the Tower
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Snape and Hermione step out for a moment. Sheer silliness.
Inspired by the grangersnape100 'Ultimate' challenge, which was to include as many previous challenges as possible.
142 Words, Started 09/17/2007, Completed 09/17/2007
Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed
by Merrymoll
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Severus Snape was discovered to be a spy by Voldemort shortly after his resurrection, and was saved by a dissolutioned Lucius Malfoy. Now joint No.1 on Voldie's shit list, they're stuck at Hogwarts and bored out of their skulls. During a maudlin drinking session, they decide to try to get rid of their Dark Marks. Snape has confiscated a tattooist's business card form one of his Muggleborn students - and, completely smashed, they decide to get a tattoo to cover up the Marks and apparate to muggle Glasgow, into the parlour where Cat Duncan, the owner of the business card, works.
All poor Cat wants to do is get a mocha and go home, now she's got two drunk wizards on her hands. Fortunately, Cat knows about wizards as the student Snape took the card from is her little brother. Unfortunately, something has begun to block all forms of magical transport, and it's up to Cat to try and get Snape and Malfoy back to Hogwarts as quickly and secretly as possible, without Voldemort finding out...
4,384 Words, Started 03/05/2010, Updated 03/05/2010
Who Fell As Beautifully As Their Ballads Tell
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Harry attends a Slytherin party at the behest of McGonagall. Draco Malfoy is there, and his presence inspires a change. Afterward, Harry and Draco continue to surprise each other.
7,489 Words, Started 03/03/2010, Completed 03/03/2010
Mondays
by peppermint
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Sundays used to be fun, but Ron loves Mondays best of all.
338 Words, Started 03/03/2010, Completed 03/03/2010
Ulysses
by Savva
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time.
4,343 Words, Started 07/06/2014, Completed 07/06/2014
Here Be Pirates
by Pearle
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )Hermione's lost and isn't sure how to get back. And why does that pirate look like a certain Potions master? HG/SS My answer to the "Passionate Trousers" challenge by Betz on Wiktt.
Nominated for a Round Three Multifaceted Award in the categories: Endurance ~ The Challenge Response Award and Laughter ~ The Humour Award -2,346 Words, Started 04/12/2005, Completed 04/12/2005
Lucky Charms
by Clairvoyant
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Ron's breakfast cereal is magically delicious in more ways than one. Is there really a (sur)prize in every box?
1,011 Words, Started 06/04/2010, Completed 06/04/2010
You Can’t Have Your Slate and Clean It, Too
by kittylefish
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape is a little obsessed; Remus knows how to distract him.
47 Words, Started 03/18/2011, Completed 03/18/2011
Much Ado About…
by pokeystar
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )In which the girls talk, the boys play darts and everything is all right in the end.
2,699 Words, Started 03/03/2010, Completed 03/03/2010
Mimbulus Mimbletonia
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Neville finds himself in a compromising position.
560 Words, Started 07/16/2008, Completed 07/16/2008
Apples and Hickeys
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Sirius likes to pry about love bites.
127 Words, Started 08/04/2008, Completed 08/04/2008
Talking In Your Sleep
by Sevvy
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )It’s three o’clock in the morning and it looks like it’s going to be another sleepless night ...
671 Words, Started 09/28/2009, Completed 09/28/2009
Maui is For Lovers
by pokeystar
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Maui is for lovers. Maui is where wizards find love.
1,119 Words, Started 08/07/2008, Completed 08/07/2008
Cliched Story
by oohdear
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A light hearted attempt at a cliché-ridden soft smut.
369 Words, Started 08/22/2008, Completed 08/22/2008
Love, Harry
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Sirius and Hermione live for Harry's postcards.
137 Words, Started 08/14/2008, Completed 08/14/2008
Raspberries and Dungbombs
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Peeves love his little games—especially on Valentine's Day.
337 Words, Started 02/07/2010, Completed 02/07/2010
Substitutionary Locomotion
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )Winner Multifaceted Round Four - Aphrodisia Severus Snape walks in on Tonks practicing a little substitutionary locomotion in his private bedroom at 12 Grimmauld Place.
6,329 Words, Started 06/21/2005, Completed 06/21/2005
The Mischievous Snapes
by articcat621
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party.
143 Words, Started 07/27/2014, Completed 07/27/2014
Compromise
by Soul Bound
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Draco makes an executive decision. DM/HP
117 Words, Started 07/25/2007, Completed 07/25/2007
First Kiss
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus has a deadline, and time is running out.
1,042 Words, Started 08/30/2011, Completed 08/30/2011
Sev the Snarky sung to Bob the Builder
by JustJeanette
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Bob the Builder is a children's television clay character created by Cody Hill. The Characters and theme song belong to other people I’m just borrowing the song for the Filk Challenge.
270 Words, Started 06/30/2007, Completed 06/30/2007
Mischief Managed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )The twins delight in making their mother flush during a Weasley family outing.
806 Words, Started 06/22/2008, Completed 06/22/2008
The Fine Print
by Lady Apythia
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )It always pays to read the fine print, especially when dealing with a magical contract.
1,131 Words, Started 06/01/2007, Completed 06/01/2007
Bad Dog
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Mrs Applebottom has a new neighbour, and she isn’t impressed with the woman’s dog.
751 Words, Started 11/29/2009, Completed 11/29/2009