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How to Tell Your Friends…
chivalric26 Reviews | 7.04/10 (26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 31 Favorites )
Hermione has to tell her two best friends some news, and chooses a strange method to do so.
This is a sequel to "Christmas Presents."
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for How to Tell Your Friends…
Severus' sense of humor, seems to have rubbed of on Hermione.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Absolutely! After all, she married him ;-)
Very nice! I love it when Hermione is sneaky and picturing the looks on the boys faces had me grinning all over. Any chance to see what happens at the wedding?
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Dreamy, my dear, are you honestly ask for more work???
Like i too much if that's possible. I think I'm going to read Christmas Presents again.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Wrong season for that one, I'm affraid *lol*
So funny and sweet. Thanks.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Thank you for reviewing and sorry for my late response.
Hello Chivalric,Are those pesky gerunds still after you? I liked this story, because I liked Christmas Presents -- the premise was unusual. You really had me worried -- I thought he was really mad and that the scene would descend into a shouting and hexing match! Soooo glad it didn't. Nice job!RedRooI haven't forgotten that I want to read Unkissed in one sitting to see how it reads to me ...
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Hi, there,yes, the gerunds, the commas, the English grammar in general ;-)Thanks for liking this story - I wrote it a while ago but didn't get around to post it earlier. I need a couple of betas going over my stuff, and I am always in need for more *winks her eye suspiciously*Eager to read your final comment about Unkissed!
Will there be more in this time line? The wedding ceramony? The birth of Miss Snape? do tell
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Didn't you know that I press everyone who requires a sequel into beta service? No? Well, now you do, so get in contact with me ;-)I plan to write a sequel for that one.... but the Plot bunny hasn't bitten me yet. I'll let you know.
Response from MollysSister (Reviewer)
I didnt know that! I cannot help with grammer, canon compliance or spelling. But I can help sort out plot holes, and continuency errors. If this is enough to earn me the title of beta I am all yours. I live to serve!
ROFL! I can just picture her dropping her head, trying not to laugh out loud... fabulous!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Thanks, CF! And whilst I'm on it - I'm eagerly awaiting your mail, dearest beta!
Response from CharmedForce (Reviewer)
It is 95% done... just a final read-through to catch all that I have missed and you will have a big email coming back at ya!
*chuckle* She has a very wide evil streak, doesn't she? I do like that in a person. >:D
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
She lives with Snape. I think he's infectious ;-)
That is still one of the cutest ways of breaking the news to those two that I've ever read.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
:-)Thank you!
Wonderful! Lovely! I laughed so much! Was a bit worried that she seemed so upset until she shows how funny she found the situation herself. Added this to my favorites list. (The only nit-picky thing I noticed is that you start out with Ron married to Luna, and then switch it to Lavendar about half-way through.)
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Thanks for telling me that! It took me a moment to realise that Luna is in the prequel... I just chenged her name to Lavender. Luckily someone reads my stuff thouroughly :-)
quite amusing. naughty hermione, tormenting everyone like that.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Hehehe, in my opinion, Hermione would have been the perfect Slytherin!Thanks for reviewing, dear, and sorry for my late response.
She is one very naughty witch, teasing her friends like that!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
*g* She certainly is!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. If anyone was sorted into the wrong house, it must be Hermione, she is a Slytherin if any:-))
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
She loves a Slytherin ;-) That's nearly as good as getting sorted into the house.
Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. If anyone was sorted into the wrong house, it must be Hermione, she is a Slytherin if any:-))
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Well, at least she's in love with one ;-)
Wie schööööön!! Und sehr witzig, genial geschrieben!!Great work!gab
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Danke Dir!
Cheeky Hermione indeed!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Well, she earned a bit of fun after years of longing for a kiss!Thanks for reviewing!
Ok, I don't say this often but this was PERFECT! I love it, I love the reference to "Christmas Presents" which was also a story I adored:) My hat's off to your talent and your heart, which is definitely spot on as far as Hermione and Severus are concerned. Your writing has great depth. When I grow up, I want to write as well as you do:)Warm regards,Fizzabella
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Well, you just made me blush. Thanks - my boss just asked what I'm grinning about ;-) Shouldn't read reviews whilst sitting in a meeting.Thank you so very much for your review. I spend a considerable amount of time writing the stories and it makes me happy that people like what I come up with. At the moment, I can't imagine writing anything else, so you can expect some more stuff from me.
Very sweet and funny. I really enjoyed the read. By the way it seems we are suffering the same fate, Germans trying to write fanfiction in English. Die Kommasetzung bringt mich irgendwann noch mal um den Verstand ;o)))
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Kommas und Gerunds, die verfolgen mich im Schlaf. Wann immer ich glaube ich habs kapiert kommen meine Betas an und sagen "Nö, so nu nicht". Außerdem stelle ich fest dass ich keine anständigen deutschen Sätze mehr schreiben kann. Die sind alle komisch und ich muss sie überarbeiten. Argh!Wie auch immer - danke fürs review. Werde mal sehen ob ich eine Deiner stories finde ;-)
Very enjoyable! I have a soft spot for stories where Hermione has to come out with her relationship to the boys (or to her parents) - it's such a perfect opportunity for something amusing to happen.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
I've written a few dark fics recently and needed something funny to cheer me up.Thanks so much for reviewing!
So cute. I was wondering why she was crying, she was just playing with their minds!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Hi, shell, love,just saw that I left a review unanswered. Sorry for that. How are you? Hugs from Germany, and lets chat soon.
Brava! Lovely! I adore the interactions that you've created. Poor Ron and Harry! LOL!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Thanks! Can you imagine the looks on Harry's and Ron's faces when they are actually at the wedding? *grin*
Oh, lords. I worry about this Hermione creature you have portrayed in your stories!! I absolutely love your style, and your stories never fail to bring a smile to my face! Thanks for another brilliant story!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Thank you! I promise to write some dark fics soon - hope you will like them as well...
<i>"Merlin, Hermione, you really call those two dunderheads friends still?" Snape exclaimed, his black eyes blazing. "One would have guessed that they knew by now how babies are made!"</i>This was my favorite line in the whole piece. It made me laugh. I enjoyed this story. Thanks.
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
Always my pleasure - I like to make people laugh. And I like Snape snapping at Harry ;-)
Oh great... that's the second keyboard I ruined on behalf of TPP. Never again will I drink or eat anything while reading here!
Response from chivalric (Author of How to Tell Your Friends…)
*grin* Now exactly how that happens!Anyway - thanks for managing to review despite the ruined keyboard.
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*mwahaha* Great fun, this one! I can picture this scene so perfectly. Quite surprising that Harry and Ron seem have to grown up, though ;o).
Author's Response: Just a little bit, dear, just a little bit.
BTW - did you ever get round translating Valentine Mischief? Would like to have a link, if possible.
Alcina vom Steinsberg's response: I'm afraid not yet, as I have been shanghaied into another project which doesn't leave me with any time at all. Of course I'll inform you as soon as there is something to be shown.