Size Does Matter
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About ayerf
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ayerf
Member Since 2006 | 30 Stories | Favorited by 277 | 151 Reviews Written | 1,977 Review Responses
Jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon in 2000 (when Goblet of Fire was out in hardback). Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite in the series, followed by Order of the Phoenix. I read and write in the SS/HG corner of the Potterverse.
Reviews for Size Does Matter
Hahaha... I was expecting you to actually be talking about something else. I kept trying to guess what you were really talking about.
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Quite a lot of the answers to this challenge were full of innuendo about perfectly innocent things. I couldn't resist doing it this way instead!Glad I kept you guessing!
That Sirius Black is bad bad man! Good thing he is already dead so I dont have to demand his head on a platter! 
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
A very bad man! Good for him that he's alrerady dead.
OMG, ROFLMAO!!! You do need to write more: about how Hermione and Severus work together to over come Sirius' curse?
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thank you! If the inspiration comes, it's certainly something to explore. However, the POP!plot bunny does not take kindly to interlopers.
*sporfle* I know I've said this before, but oh, poor Severus! Have you recovered from his hex yet?
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thanks! Poor, poor Severus. Yes, thanks, but he's still sulking.
Poor Severus, but that was really funny.
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thank you! Poor man.
AH, yeah - 11 inches!?! 
I'd be scooting to the head board too!
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Get the feeling that's the sort of reaction most of us would have! Ooh, lucky Hermione that it was the sort of thing that Finite Incantatem could work on.
11 inches !!! Even for Sex God Severus it might a little too much.
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Just a little! Thanks for reviewing.
A much better reason to hold such a grudge against Sirius! Wonderfully written story!
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Well, made sense that there would be more than one reason... Thank you!
Anonymous
Oh my. Oh my.
The best part was when it dwindled down and he got all pouty about it. I just cracked up thinking about his face. Very amusing. And why do men always assume that gi-normous is what we're looking for? Good Salty Merlin, eleven inches! He should have to take eleven inches! :)
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Poor Severus... Heh! His face must have been a picture.
Lollerskates!
I hope Sev got him back for it :)
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thanks!I imagine Severus did. An impotence potion for a certain black dog at the very least...
Is it very bad that I'm still finding poor Severus's little problem very funny? *blushes*
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Heh! Very, very bad. Severus will never forgive you.Or me for writing it in the first place...
Response from Mint Stick (Reviewer)
I wonder if there is any chance that he might want to dole out some punishment... 
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
You mean besides being uncooperative at times when I'm attempting to write? Scary thought!
Very creative! Loved it!~Lotm
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thank you!I don't think Severus is ever going to forgive me, though.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
But, but...it was Black's fault!! Not yours!~Lotmstaunch defender of the ayerf-ness
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
True, and Severus doubtless got his revenge on him before he was killed by that raggedy curtain...Just as well, or I dread to think what Severus'd do to me if he hadn't got his revenge before Sirius died!Aww, thanks!
lmao this was cute thank you
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Thanks, glad you thought so.
Ain't magic wonderful?
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Very wonderful! Thanks for reviewing.
LOL! Even Severus isn't immune to the dreaded "testosterone overkill"! Poor darlings, they can't help it I suppose...As for scooting up the headboard - I think I would have been bolting and halfway to France!A very nice little piece! (once she hit him with Finite Incantatum, anyway)
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Poor Severus, the man!If not for magic, I'm sure Hermione would have done the same!Thank you!
Ouch! Damn you, Sirius! He is a sex god, you cannot hex that out of him!
Response from ayerf (Author of Size Does Matter)
Hopefully Sirius got his comeuppance in the afterlife...I'm sure Hermione and Severus together came up with a cure.