So Many Buttons
Chapter 2 of 2
duniazade"The first button was already undone, and the second half disengaged."
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The first button was already undone and the second half disengaged.
Now or never.
Snape took a deep breath.
“One moment, Miss… G. Allow me to do this myself.”
“I don’t think so, Agent S. Under paragraph C ter of the article 214 quinties ruling Unspeakable procedure, every replacement of obsolete equipment must be performed by the Head of Special Magical Artefacts in person, to ensure that no piece of equipment has been tampered with.”
She undid the third button.
Snape flinched. He had indeed tinkered with some of the buttons. Officer G’s hand was hovering ominously above one of them.
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The fourth button, which had contained an anti-vampire garlic mini-bomb, was filled with concentrated Firewhisky. The fifth, a Portkey to the Ministry, directed now to a beach hotel in the Bahamas. The sixth, instead of the complete aphorisms of Albus Dumbledore, hid a cyanure sherbet lemon.
“…though,” she continued, “if you have serious objections, an exception could be granted. You will just need to fill in a request. Seven copies on the A-352 form, only forty-two pages per copy.”
Snape’s silence was eloquent.
“I see that we have reached an understanding, Agent S. We shall do this by the book.”
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Latest 25 Reviews for The 'Just Call Me G' Series
20 Reviews | 8.15/10 Average
The jig is up Sev Agent S , she has your number, {007?}
Agent S and G, sounds like the start of a beautiful frendship.
love it!!!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it - there should be more to come.
Someone has been watching her James Bond movies! What adventures our next for S??
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Hee! "Stirred, not shaken" - that's all I'm saying! We'll have to wait and see what fate (and G...) have in store for him.Thank you very much for the review!
Yes, a HP/James Bond fic! This is gonna be great, danke a million times over, I can't wait to read more!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Thank you very much for the lovely comment and the encouragement! I'm glad you enjoyed it and I hope you will enjoy the sequel.
Hopefully Sev will have better sense than another secret agent and refrain from desecrating his martini by shaking it. :)I notice the word series in the title, does that mean there is more to come, because this has potential...
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
He's a Potions master. Who could know better about stirring or shaking?Yes, there's already a bit more in the queue, and after that I'll have to invent... *bites nails*
Ahhhh-ooooo-gah! Very tasty beginning! Is Minerva M perchance? Agent Sssssssss. I like the sound of that!Looking forward to reading more!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Is Minerva M perchance?Interesting question. Dear reader, you're actually giving me a lot of ideas...Agent Sssss thanks you very much for liking the sound of his code name, and I thank you for the nice review!
clever. i'm wondering if he swallowed convulsively because her fingers brushed his throat as she began unbuttoning his robes, or if it was because she's planning on making him wear burgundy! shocking. ; )
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Hehe! Agent S is a complex man with complex motives, we'll have to keep wondering for a little while.Thank you very much!
LOL , and who would be "M", Minerva?
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Ah, you'll have to wait a little and see... Thanks for the review! I'm glad I made you laugh.
Hehehe, does have Agent S permission to kiss, oups kill?
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
I think we'll have to wait to learn that - but it's an excellent question!Thanks so much for the review!
Hahaha... this is going to be good!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
I hope so! Thank you very much!
Is it wrong to want to grasp the author's face and cover it in kisses? Is that inappropriate? You'll have to tell and quick, because my itchy fingers are already reaching and my lips are halway-pursed!I loved this the way I love licking the lime of the rim of an ice cold Corona.BRILLIANT! More, please!!!!!(a.k.a. Jitterbugclock)
Response from MrsBrown (Reviewer)
Uh, sorry for all the typos...it's hard to type and smooch.
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Ooh, have I kept that kiss in suspense for so long?Yes, it's wrong, it's very inappropriate - all the more reason for doing it!*offers face to the rain of smooches*
Thank you so much! This is one of the yummiest reviews I've ever had.
I do intend to continue it. But I may need incentive - in the form of those brilliant, scorching photomanips of yours!
Response from MrsBrown (Reviewer)
Uh, sorry for all the typos...it's hard to type and smooch.
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Ooh, have I kept that kiss in suspense for so long?Yes, it's wrong, it's very inappropriate - all the more reason for doing it!*offers face to the rain of smooches*
Thank you so much! This is one of the yummiest reviews I've ever had.
I do intend to continue it. But I may need incentive - in the form of those brilliant, scorching photomanips of yours!
OH my! I worry that Miss G will not appreciate Agent S' improvements like I have!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
I worry too, especially as there are a lot more improvements she could discover if she was allowed to conduct a thorough investigation...But I'm very glad you appreciated them!
*chuckle* damned bureaucracy, gets everywhere!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
We have not seen yet the worst of the bureaucracy...Glad I made you chuckle, and thanks for the review!
Woot! *pumps fist in air* I'm loving this Bond!Snape, keep 'em coming, I wonder what happens next...Ten points to Gryffindor for the cyanide lemon drop, bwehehe
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Hee! I'm glad you appreciated the cyanide lemon drops!Thank you very much, and I'm begging the Muse to tell me what happens next...
Response from remy (Reviewer)
Well, Muse...*nudge nudge* undoing buttons usually leads to something a bit more...adventuresome, eh? How about...an accidental triggering of the Bahama-portkey which finds our favourite couple on a secluded beach?Lol, just methinks! 
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Oh, certainly! But I'd like them to have a lot of adventures before reaching that secluded beach - they have to earn it, or it would be too easy!
well, i managed not to snort with laughter, which is good since i'm at work, but i can't hide my satisfied smirk. how can something so short be so damn funny?!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Thank you so much! Your review made my day, and now I have a satisfied smirk too!
Lol... I love his "tinkering".
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
I'm glad it made you laugh... I love his "tinkering" too!Thank you for the review!
Hehehe. Too good.
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
I'm glad you enjoyed it - thank you very much!
LOL Bahamas! Why not? who would want a port-key to the Ministry anyway?
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Glad you've enjoyed it, and thank you for the review!Well, nobody wants a Portkey to the Ministry, but it's standard equipment for secret agents, erm - Unspeakables. It's supposed to get them out of sticky situations and above all get them to report to the hierarchy.Severus, of course, has different ideas...
Hee-hee! Sooooo many buttons, lucky Hermione. I'm glad she changed his buttons to a more fun outcome! 
I'm looking forward to reading the next installment!
Response from duniazade (Author of The 'Just Call Me G' Series)
Glad you liked it!In fact, for the moment it's Severus who has tinkered with his Ministry-approved gadgets, and he doesn't want Hermione to discover that. But you've just given me an idea! I think we'll see next time the new gadgets Hermione has provided with the burgundy robes.Thank you very much for everything!