I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!
I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!
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StormiResponse to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge.
ReviewedDisclaimer : It belongs to JK Rowling and I am not making any money from this story.
Beta's: Lady of the Masque and Alienor. Thank you both.
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He sat with the chalice in his hands, swirling the contents around. Five minutes until he could imbibe…
As the clock struck noon, he lifted the Sober-Up potion to his lips. Mind cleared, he conjured his brass revenge and stealthily glided into the bedroom.
Standing over the sleeping woman, he raised the cymbals and brought his hands together. The noise was deafening.
Shrieking and rolling to the other side of the bed, Hermione wailed. “Severus, why did you do that?”
“Because I bloody well felt like it. You’re a Gryffindor, for heaven’s sake, and not supposed to cheat at drinking!”
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Response to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge
Your Birthday Meaning in HP Land
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I hexed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I made Polyjuice With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I snarked at
December-----I flew my broom into
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a phoenix
2-------a troll
3-------a wand
4-------a chalice
5-------a Hogwarts ghost
6-------a Death Eater
7-------my Floo
8-------my Crup
9-------my best friend's lover
10-------my neighbor
11-------my Potions teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a bartender
14-------a house-elf
15-------a goat
16-------a Hogwarts portrait
17-------Molly Weasley
18-------a clock
19-------a centaur
20-------a bat
21-------an Auror
22-------Voldemort
23-------a potato
24-------a bowtruckle
25-------a Quidditch player
26-------Ron's sister
27-------Ron's brother
28-------the Wizarding Wireless
29-------the squid
30-------a hippogriff
31-------a Squib
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I can do whatever I want, damn it.
Black---------because I bloody felt like it.
Pink-----------because I like Umbridge.
Red-----------because the goblins told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm a know-it-all.
Green---------because Professor Snape walked my way.
Purple---------because I lost my knickers!
Gray----------because Dumbledore said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because Malfoy offered me 1,000,000 Galleons.
Orange--------because my family were blood traitors.
Brown---------because I can--Voldemort said so!
Other----------because I'm a Death Eater!
None----------because I can't control myself!
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7 Reviews | 5.43/10 Average
Oh revenge is sweet 
Trully funny.
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
Thanks. 
oh revenge is so sweet
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
Thank you for your response.
Mweeheehee...this is one of my fabulous beta-editors! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs* For once, I got to read over and edit her work, instead of the other way around!*huggles Stormi* It looks even better on PetulantPoetess than it did in YM, dear!~Lotm
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
Thank you My Lady.
Anonymous
Hahahahahaha! Amazing. Great little drabble. I'm loving all the things springing out of this challenge.
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for your review.
I've read this title three times and the drabble twice trying to figure out what it had to do with lunch with "Charlie"Then I read the directions and the title suddenly looked like Chalice.I am a dork, but I enjoyed the drabble reguardless.
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
LOL - Not a dork... Our eyes sometime read things oddly.Thanks for leaving a review.
Cute, well fitting with Severus's sence of vengence, but how did Hermione cheat at drinking?
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
Thank you for your review. With only 100 words, I thought I would leave it up to the reader.Alienor suggested that maybe I should write another 100 word dribble. I'll have to think about that.
Well done as your challenge was not that easy.
Response from Stormi (Author of I Had Lunch with a Chalice Because I Bloody Felt Like It!)
Thank you for taking the time to review.