Liquor is Quicker
Punkindoodle22 Reviews | 5.14/10 (22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )
A very erotic one-shot where Draco and Hermione play a drinking game that leads to more than they bargained for.
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I've missed this one! I couldn't find it anymore at ffn, so I searched the entire internet for a place where I could read it again, as I enjoy it that much! Okay, maybe not the WHOLE internet, but quite a few different sites, and that's outside the standard one's that I'm already a member of?! Finally, I found this lovely little site. And just to have access to this story, I joined! Funny thing? I think I quite like it here?! Also, I've discovered several of my other beloved Dramione' author's on here as well! So,-YAY! Thanks for sharing, —Cheers!!!;-)
Lol loved this story!! very clever
Were all those drink ingredients real? this was so fun!
Candy is Dandy...... Love that line. Brilliant one-shot. I love your writing style. Very Quirky!
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He might not have known them, but he memorizes fast!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Yes... he a quick learner!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Yes... he a quick learner!
Wow...that was funny.Poor Chris!!!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
LOL... had to go and 'take care of his needs'!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
LOL... had to go and 'take care of his needs'!
OMG, I must be the most boring person on earth! I have never heard of most of those drinks. I love the way you put them into the story, though, fucking brilliant!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
*blushes* Thanks!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
*blushes* Thanks!
slick, very very slick thinking on Ginn'y part
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Thanks for reviewing!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thanks for reviewing!
I think I've reviewed this before maybe on CG - but it is just great, smutty but funny and well written too. nice job.
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
You're name looks familiar..Thanks for reviewing, I really loved writing this and turning myself and others on!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
You're name looks familiar..Thanks for reviewing, I really loved writing this and turning myself and others on!
omg that was awesome! lmao. ginny is so wicked!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
LOL! She should have been in Slytherin!Thanks for reviewing!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
LOL! She should have been in Slytherin!Thanks for reviewing!
dude, he was cheating-- such a slytherin, but Ginny is a witchie wonder!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
I know, she always seems so devious to me! Thanks for reviewing!
I can't believe how many drinks have sexual names. Anyway, very nice and funny.
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thank you!
Very nice! Normally I'd prefer Lucius to Draco, but when it's really funny, anything goes. Like to read more!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thanks for reviewing! I'm a fan of Lucius/Hermione as well. I like to read them, but have never written one myself.
MM MM MMMMMM Now I need to visit the liquor store!! ^.~ hehehe Great read!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Glad you enjoyed it. I'm afraid I've driven people to become alcoholics now!
Brilliant! Can't believe there are so many sexually named drinks. Personally I prefer a slow comfortable screw against the wall or even a screaming orgasam 
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
LOL!!! 
Thanks for reviewing!
Fan-freaking-tastic! I loved it. Very nicely done.
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thank you! I had soooooo much fun writing this. I think I turned myself on!
How creative! I love it; sexy and inventive. Are you a bar tender? Cheers!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thanks! No, and I don't drink- any more! I researched the names of drinks and was surprised by how many had sexual names.
Oh, my gods... and the way you used the drink names! Really original!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
The drinks... the foreplay... the setup... hot, fun, entertaining!!!
a favorite saying of my grandmother's still holds true
snorting laughter here
Wow! That was amazing! Unique story idea. I love how Ginny set the whole thing up...wonderful job! Keep up the great writing!~Jen
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Thank you...
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
Thank you...
I have never even heard of half those drinks..."Alligator Sperm?" LOLOLOL I'm pretty sure my neighbours heard me laughing about that one. Besides that, it sounds like a great drink!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
I'm not a drinker and I was laughing as well when I read some of those names for drinks!
Response from Punkindoodle (Author of Liquor is Quicker)
I'm not a drinker and I was laughing as well when I read some of those names for drinks!