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Ladymage Samiko

In which we see our favourite characters' initial reactions to the final book. Not to mention mine.

General Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe compliant post-DH/DH GrangerSnape100 106 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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Severus glanced over at his wife, who was curled up on their couch, reading. She'd been there for most of the past twenty-four hours, stopping only briefly for loo breaks and eating with her eyes glued to the pages. Thankfully, it looked like she was almost finished; perhaps now he could finally…

"Ew!" Snape's attention refocused sharply at her exclamation. "I can't believe... I can't believe they'd think that!"

He grabbed The Deathly Hallows from Hermione's hands and scanned its pages. His sallow skin became uglier with a pronounced green tinge. "I am supposed to have done everything for her?!"


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Latest 25 Reviews for Flattened

13 Reviews  |  5.77/10 Average

10/10

LovesRickman

My DH eww was Hermione and Ron. DH had some good parts but it ticked me off more than it pleased me. 
Missy/LovesRickman

0/10

tenoh27

LOL, thank you for the humour!

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kimjo2

my sentiments exactly!  thanks

10/10

hermione278

hehe, cute :)I can't believe that it would take Hermione 24 hrs to read DH though....I dunno...maybe I'm just an abnormally fast reader, but it only took me 6 hrs O_o  lol

Response from Ladymage Samiko (Author of Flattened)

 A valid point… I avoided reading the thing myself, so I was taking a random stab at the time it would take.  Perhaps she had to read it through several times before she could believe it?  ^_^;

Response from hermione278 (Reviewer)

hmmmm...maybe...lolso you haven't read it? :o

Response from Ladymage Samiko (Author of Flattened)

I read bits that I needed as 'research' for writing, but no.  I read 1-4 because I was bored, 5 because it was a gift.  I was so fed up with her writing then that I cut it out altogether.

Response from hermione278 (Reviewer)

Oh wow....I could never do that to myself....be writing about it, and then having to ruin parts for myself to find out certain things that happened....I'm impressed!  :oAre you going to see the 6th and 7th movies?  Or do you not watch the movies?

Response from Ladymage Samiko (Author of Flattened)

I watched the first three.  1 & 2 I thought were too… pedantic in their faithfulness; they made no accomodation for the film medium.  Cuaron's directing in 3 was much better (though I think a few important plot bits were left out).  After that, with my opinions of the books, my interest pretty much fizzled.  Though I may start renting them to watch the Snapish snippits. ;-P

Response from hermione278 (Reviewer)

Wow....I hated the 3rd movie....I thought it was a great movie, but I thought it was terrible in following the book...for instance...Harry wasn't supposed to find Pettigrew on the map, Lupin was....and there's a lot more that I could come up with if I had actually seen it less than 3 years ago lolI really liked the 1st two....I'm big on books sticking to the movie though....the 4th was pretty good, and the 5th one was definitely my favorite so far...it stuck to the book pretty well (although I think that it might be confusing to someone who hasn't read the book), but they also had amazing special effects :D

10/10

snagerlover50309

LMAO!!!!!

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kimjo2

here here!!  my sentiments exactly!  thank you my angel!

9/10

sinbad

too funny,  I'm glad you kept him alive lol

10/10

themistresssnape

Adorable! I loved it!!!

0/10

FruGal

I share their horror and disgust with the DH ending. We know who is the great love of Severus' life. Good fic.

10/10

Stormi

lmao

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Eva_Snape

I know, I totally agree.  C'mon everything for her?  I thought their reactions were funny, similar to mine after reading DH, which now occupies a a small box locked at the bottom of my wardrobe. 

8/10

snapify52

heee hee hee.  cute.  Thank you. :)

8/10

Sporky1126

Haha! That was MY reaction, too!

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