New Chapter for Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!
Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!
Marti12 Reviews | 12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )
Follow-up to 'Polyjuice Fun' and 'Polyjuice Repercussions.' Little Adam has some questions for his father
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Marti
Member Since 2007 | 5 Stories | Favorited by 22 | 79 Reviews Written | 48 Review Responses
Thirty-eight year old divorced mother of three (15, 14, and 12!). Enjoying being single and finally breathing a little easier after son's life changing lung transplant. I enjoy writing, reading and cross stitch. It passes the time in the hospital lol. :-)
Reviews for Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!
they really named him Adam Severus? Those are terrible initials!
they really named him Adam Severus Snape? Those are terrible initials!
hahahahahahaha! loved that you ended the same way you did in 'Polyjuice Repercussions'. is there going to be another one? (pleasepleaseplease say yes ;]) xxolivia
LMBO! The one question any father in that position would not want to answer. :) Nice follow up.
A very funny trio of stories. How was Adam fed?
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
Oh, he was a bottle baby! I couldn't be that mean to Severus, lol!Keep an eye out for a couple more 'Polyjuice' stories. One is Remus/Tonks, and the other is about cravings Severus has while pregnant!Thanks for reading and reviewing.Marti
Response from FruGal (Reviewer)
I'll definitely be looking for your new stories.
I absolutely loved this series! I could just picture all the exprssions of the characters as they underwent this adventurous tale. And as for the comment on your author page about the squid, make certain to offer some antacids for the kind favor...;)Good luck in your classes. I, too, am 34 yr old mother of 3, about the same ages. I am lucky to have a well trained man (donuts and duct tape do wonders). I like to think the first one is like a training tool to find out the make and model that works best for you. A shame the try it before you buy it doesn't always guarantee against a lemon...
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
There's more! I've two more 'Polyjuice' based stories archived at AFF dot net that I'm editing and transfering here.I suppose the squid would get mad at me for feeding that rotten @#$#$ to it. Maybe Gwarp (hagrid's brother) would just give him a big ol' hug ;)!I tried training him for ten years and finally gave up!LOL, it's funny, I just read someone's page that said 'silence is golden, duct tape is silver.' It caught my eye when I was reading your review.Thanks for reading, reviewing and enjoying my writings. It's nice knowing I'm not writing just to amuse myself, lolMarti
Great story, so did Severus breast feed?
Excellent, sweet story. I'm not normally a fan of mpreg, but you've such a charming way with it that I got hooked on your Polyjuice series.
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
Thanks so much! I just got hooked on writing them, and just can't stop, lol! I hope you enjoy the rest of them when I finally get them edited and submitted.Thanks for reading and reviewing.marti
I'm choking with laughter.
Oh that is classic!
I LUV the ending.
Poor Ronald... Hopefully Hermione has a fidelas charm on him so Snape can't see to hex.
I can picture Ron visiting the kids and Snape can't see him. An Snape thinks they have an imaginary friend name Red or Red Weasel...
Hubby enjoyed the last two. I'll let him know you have this up..
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
LOL. Thanks for passing my stories around. It's nice to know I'm writing them not just for myself!Nah, Hermione brings the kids to Ron. and who knows what he's telling the poor kiddies!Keep an eye out for the next one, which has Remus and Tonks experimenting. Also there's a little one called 'Polyjuice Cravings' about midnight cravings Severus has.Enjoy, thanks for reviewing and hope to hear more from you.Marti
Response from pickles (Reviewer)
I can hardly wait.
This was such a funny series. Thanks for not chickening out on the birds-and-bees confrontation!
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
LOL, it makes me wonder if Severus would rather talk about the real birds and bees as apposed to this version of it.Thanks for reading and reviewing. Hope to hear from you again.Marti
This is very and I had to stop myself laughing out loud cause I'm in work and people around me would ask questions. But this is realy very funny. I love the embarrassed Severus facing his son's questions. Very good.
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
Thanks for reviewing! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Be careful at work; reading fanfic is really hard to explain... or so I've been told *innocent look*. Keep an eye out for more 'polyjuice' stories. I've one with Remus and Tonks, hahaha
Now there's a subject to inspire years of therapy-- breastfeeding from daddy. I knew he'd hold a grudge forever against Ron for that crack.I'll bet Severus was hoping that the subject of "where did I come from?" didn't come up until the children learned to count in a more 'adult' manner. Or never. Never would be even better.
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
Yeah, my oldest two were six and seven when they asked. Luckily, they came about the normal way! I've another story called Polyjuice Play that has Remus and Tonks using the potion. It also explains a lot about the whole MPreg aspect. I can't wait to get it edited and submitted here.I'm glad you enjoyed reading my story! thanks for reviewing, and I hope to hear more from you.Marti
Response from Marti (Author of Bird, Bees and Polyjuice. Oh, my!)
Yeah, my oldest two were six and seven when they asked. Luckily, they came about the normal way! I've another story called Polyjuice Play that has Remus and Tonks using the potion. It also explains a lot about the whole MPreg aspect. I can't wait to get it edited and submitted here.I'm glad you enjoyed reading my story! thanks for reviewing, and I hope to hear more from you.Marti