Snape Gets Caught
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Jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon in 2000 (when Goblet of Fire was out in hardback). Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite in the series, followed by Order of the Phoenix. I read and write in the SS/HG corner of the Potterverse.
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It's a GAS, really, that you had Hermione reduce Severus to stuttering. *evil cackle* Ruthless and wrathful enough to match Bellatrix. . . . . . *hee* I almost feel sorry for him. but as a book lover himself, he shoulda known better!!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
He really should have known better! Ron obviously didn't see fit to warn him about how scary Hermione can be...
You'd think a smart wizard such as Severus would know better than to cross Hermione. Very funny fic.
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
A smart wizard like Severus should have covered his tracks better! Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.
I know I told you before, but I'll type it again - this is great! I love the repeating squeezes and that books are the things she gets this upset over!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thank you... again!If her squeezes had caused permanent damage, that would probably have upset her just as much.Hell hath no fury like an irate bibliophile? From what we know of Irma Pince, that is probably the case!
ROTFLMAO!!!! Exactly! Servitude? Sure. Book? *cringe* okay. Balls? Never in a lifetime. Not if you want what you want. LOL.Very entertaining, girl.
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thank you! I'm glad you found this so funny and entertaining!
BL reincarnate indeed. Too many good lines to quote them all, but very funny. Good job!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thank you! Severus is probably inclined to agree with the brilliant but scary assessment of Hermione.
Oh, poor boy. I've almost pity with him. Almost.
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
If he hadn't caused the burning of Hermione's books, then I guess he'd deserve to be pitied. As it is, I can understand the 'almost'.
I always knew Hermione was a smart girl! She understands that marriage is a husband-rearing process. She established the balance of power early and Severus will learn that the key to a happily life ever after is a happy Hermione. To keep her off-balanced he can remind her that she was dating someone that was willing to violate a book....but I wouldn't do it often.
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thanks!He shouldn't do that too often, no. Not if he wants to keep his balls attached, anyway!
HAhaHAhaHAha! Oooo, Sevvie and his precious jewels have been given a reprieve! Thank Merlin! Hermione is truly a patient woman... *LMAO*Great story! Two thumbs up for this one. 
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thank you! Glad you liked it. It's just as well for him that he knows how to put them to use....
Ya know, I just can't see our favorite Death Eater actually permitting an angry person's hand to make contact with his personal parts in the first place, let alone actually harming him. Maybe the whole wedding thing just distracted him too much. I can only expect that it won't be long before he makes a point of teaching her "nice touch only". Care to confirm? Anyway, I do enjoy your stories. Thanks for your work!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thank you.Part of it was that what little conscience he has knew that Hermione had every right to be angry and let it out. Ordinarily, he'd have hexed her fingers off, regardless of being newlywed.But once she'd grabbed him, he might have been a little cautious about startling her by drawing his wand.I expect that they would both make amends for their wrongdoings. Perhaps he'd show her the benefits of a nice touch?
ouch.. poor sevy... guess he'll think more about destroying books again!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
Thanks! Particularly when those books were Hermione's... she knows where he sleeps.
ron was right...she is scarry!! beautiful. thanks
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
I think Severus would agree with you! Thank you!
Poor jewels! Don't squeeze them, no, treat them reverentially!
Response from ayerf (Author of Snape Gets Caught)
I'm sure Hermione will treat them with due reverance after Severus has appeased her wrath.