Anxiety
ladyofthemasque34 Reviews | 7.53/10 (34 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Anxiety
Loved it. Adorable and funny!
Silly men, think they're so hot, or should I say, 'magical' ...
and then they lose their wand.
Hahaha...I almost fell out of bed I laughed so hard!! Poor man, I can almost here the whinging in Hermione's voice. Very cute drabble!!
*snerk* - is the virility potion BLUE!???!
Hahahahahahah!
lol that was awesome! he's deflated get it jking i make really bad one though
Haha, so the reality of their relationship rears its head. I often wonder how authors can expect a nearing-fifty year old man to match the stamina of a twenty-something woman. But, alas, if you can count on fanfics for one thing, it is that there is always a solution to problems like this. Or, perhaps, some spell we have yet to hear about in canon that can do wonders for one's sex drive. Then there's always that wizard aging factor. I mean, Severus isn't biologically forty-whatever years old by muggle standards, right?Alright, I'm really analyzing this far too much.I do believe my review of the writing is now longer than the actually writing being reviewed.What can I say? It intrigued me.:o) ,Sue.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Anxiety)
*snerk* Just call it the sign of a happy customer, that you should choose to gush so much! *hugs you...after donning a special suit made of gortex and sponges, to contain all the gushing*(You do realize I'm just teasing, I hope... I don't actually have a gortex suit with sponges; the staples to affix the sponges to the suit would ruin the water-impermeability qualities of the gortex fabric.)~Lotmthe silly(And yes, there are times when men just can't keep up with women...so imagine what Hermione will be like at her sexual peak in her mid-30s, and he's in his late 50s!)
Poor Sev, he will just have to man up and do his duty.
*giggles*Looks like he's got a tough (or should I say hard?) night ahead of him.... Let's hope he can keep up!~lux-astraea~