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Jingle Bells

Southern_Witch_69

30 Reviews   |   30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )

Humor Potions Under Duress 1,862 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

A couple of jingle bells charms brings Hermione and Snape closer together. Written for ClosetRavenclaw (Happy Christmas), who was kind enough to respond to an LJ post I'd written requesting story prompts.

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I adore the world of HP.



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0/10

moepi

Jingle balls. Teehee may I tug (gently) on Sev's cord to make them chime. SniggerCheers Moepi AKA Michèle

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

LOL... Cute! :)

10/10

Marguertia

HAHAHAHA *laughing So hard tears begin to form*I can safely say I will never be able to look at carolers the same way. Nor will I ever be able to sing that song in public...

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

So happy you liked it! :) Bwahahahaha

0/10

Shiverrus

Corny, yes.  but cute.  Jingle balls!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

LOL.... ah to be in a fun mood :)

8/10

zyra

LOL, that was very funny! Jingle breast, jingle balls!! LMAO! Love it. Good one!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

~grin~ Glad you enjoyed it. Teehee

0/10

mimmom

I think it's a really cute story!I love your writing and have read quite a few stories of yours.  So I decided to click on your name and JUST read your stories for a while.  LOL.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Well, thank you very much! :)

10/10

moms

i never laughed out loud when reading before now.  that was the best

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

thanks for reading! glad you liked~!

10/10

sregner

Like all your stories...just wonderful

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thank you so much! I'm happy you enjoyed it.

0/10

Arime Setta

Corny is definitely how I would describe this story, but cute and silly also fit perfectly. Very entertaining ;)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Teehee~! Thanks

0/10

Bravmiki

Hilarious.  I needed a laugh!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Teehee! THanks for reading.

0/10

MollysSister

SNORT! That was corny and totally fun. Thanks!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Hehehe! Thanks for reading. (Sometimes I wonder how things find a way into my mind. I'm a nut, I think.)

0/10

KarenDetroit

That was beyond corny.....but frankly, with the kind of Christmas I'm having, the laugh was well-appreciated. Hope the New Year brings something worth waiting for!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thank you! When I sat to write it, I said, "Damn it. I want something silly." And this was the result. Thanks for reading! I do, also, hope to have something good in the New Year! xoxo

10/10

MagicAlly

Jingle B****, brilliant, it made me LOL.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Grin! Glad you liked. :)

10/10

cocoachristy

OH MY GOD! **Wipes tears from eyes** This was so funny and creative! Loved it!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

LOL. Thanks, doll!

10/10

Passionate4Snape

This was just absolutely adorable. I'm sure the person you wrote it for will cherish it for many years :>)Now thanks to you every time I hear Jingle Bells I will be chanting...Jingle Breasts, Jingle Balls...Linda

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

I will be hearing it too. LOL I've cursed myself. Ah well. Teehee. Thank you very much!

10/10

DawnEB

Please give us a smutty sequel, so they can ring in the New Year together

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Ah, perhaps I can do a New Year sequel with smut at that. :)

10/10

CinnamonMonty

I couldnt help but laugh when reading this.Very good. haha very festive ^_^For some reason im thinking Snape goes commando.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Yes, let's hope he shed those greying underpants finally, hence the extra jingling. Teehee! :)

0/10

scattered logic

Aww, that was really very sweet!  Just the perfect thing to read on Christmas Eve.  Thank you.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thanks for reading! I'm happy you liked it. I can be so silly at times. Teehee.

10/10

Soul Bound

Awww, very chummy.  I loved it!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thanks!

10/10

JTBJAB

Awww *Snigger* For some reason, the idea of jingling balls is so much funnier than jingling breasts!Fantastic... *giggle*...

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

I agree. :) Thanks for reading.

0/10

Triskell

you're right, it's silly, but really in the spirit of Christmas! Good job!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thank you. :)

0/10

wilder0511

I was so happy to see so many stories from you when I logged on this evening, as you are one of my favorite authors. I see you have given many christmas presents to your fanfic friends, I loved this corny little ficlet. Maybe someday you will write a story for me hint, hint.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Thank you very much for reading and for the kind words. Well, if you want to drop a line over at my LJ or here, I can certainly try to write something for you when I have some time. :)

10/10

broomclosetravenclaw

Thank you so much. This is really great; the tone, the setting, the jinx was genius, the song hilarious, and his pick-up line at the end *snicker* if she didn't like music, I am sure he would have had some etchings to show her.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

You're very welcome. I'm just pleased that you liked it. Oh, I'm certain he would have come up with something. Teehee. I mean, to share some jingling and not continue on? Why, it's unheard of! Teehee

0/10

Moreteadk

Jingle Balls and Jingle Breasts (that nearly turned into Jungle Breasts O.o), you are a genius!

LOL! How very sweet, only now I'm left to wonder if Severus really does have a record collection or if it's a corny pickup line. :p

I am also thinking about the hilarity that would have been if they were jinxed while having sex. :D (Right sorry. I've ready too much smut fic, obviously...) 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Hahahaa!! Jungle breasts... Teehee! That's so funny. I'm thinking he's gonna pop on an Elton John record... Something from his old days. Bennie and the Jets or Funeral to a Friend maybe. LOL!!And between us, I did picture some sensual jingling going on. What a scene that would be! hahahaha!

9/10

LettyBIRD

roared with laughter.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

LOL! Thank you for reading. :)

0/10

DeeMichelle

I was laughing so hard when I "sang" that song with her!!!  I had to print this to the hubby could share in my joy!!Nice work!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Jingle Bells)

Teehee! Thank you for reading. :)

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