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Potions Under Duress The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!
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The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!

great greasy git

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Humor Romance Poetry/Prose Potions Under Duress 219 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hermione has a secret obsession. Just what is it about Severus Snape that turns her on? A rhyming parody of several common fanfiction assumptions.

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Chapter 1: The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!


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0/10

Elen_Sila

Cute, clever and fun!

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Thank you,

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

10/10

themistresssnape

I absolutely love it! You nicked the words right out of my mouth! ~The Mistress

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Oh no! Poor words... they're NICKED!

Glad you loved it.... I had a ball writing it too.

10/10

severina

LOL! very nice.

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Thanks!

0/10

Alborada

 Ha ha ha    You're fantastic. Ha ha ha.

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

no you're fantastic, thanks for R&R-ing

9/10

MollyP

Heehee, how very true.

Good rhyming too. 

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Thank you.

Gotta love Obsessive!Hermione

Thanks for R&Ring

10/10

janis

Truly clever!

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Thank you.

10/10

Celestial Melody

Fantastic.  Really great *poke* at all the assumptions that many authors tend to make when, um... Hermione and Snape (Snamione?  Hee!) fiction. 

I loved every bit of it, but this part was especially funny:

"His limply hanging, greasy hair Must feel like silken thread. His cutting, vicious, burning stare, Must mean he’s great in bed!"

Indeed and why must that be so, Hermione.  Pray tell?  Give us your reason.  Hee!  SO funny.  Oh, yes, I also loved your use of the word 'aquiline.' Very good.  :P 

You really have a talent for writing poems.  Great job!  A thoroughly enjoyable read.

Well done! :-)

~Julia~ 

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Snamione eh? Most interesting name. It sounds like an exotic disease =P

It MUST mean those things because such is the law of fanon in the HG/SS universe. Hair that LOOKS greasy feels fine and soft, and evil glares = pent up sexual energy.

I think the word aquiline needs to slip its way int oeveryday language, all the time!

You're a super-boost to my ego, Julia... thanks for always R&R-ing with such positive feedback. It makes me wanna keep writing and writing.

0/10

Nightblue

LOL! crazy hermione... Good poem!

Response from great greasy git (Author of The Snarkier He Gets, The More It Means He Cares!)

Thank you Crazy!Hermione is most entertaining. Glad you liked the poem.

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