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Day Of The Dead

1: Day Of The Dead

Day Of The Dead

Wolf Moonshadow

16 Reviews   |   16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Humor Smut Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 499 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape

An Aztec scarf promises to give Hermione an especially memorable day. Written for the GrangerSnape100 LiveJournal challenge, "Hermione's Bad Day." Warning: Crude humor laced with bad taste.

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Chapter 1: Day Of The Dead


About Wolf Moonshadow

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Wolf Moonshadow

Member Since 2005  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 4  |  19 Reviews Written  |  23 Review Responses

Intent on finding yet more ways to avoid real life, I decided to read fanfiction. It didn?t take long until I was attempting to scribble something of my own, although the vast majority of my attempts shall remain forever entombed on my hard drive. Most of my writing consists of vignettes and drabbles and anything short enough to actually finish. Many of my recent drabbles were written for the GrangerSnape100 LiveJournal site.

My newest joy is being able to write with my husband, who I?ve been slowly corrupting with HP fanfic. If I mention ?Hubby? in the notes, it means he was involved in the writing somehow.

If you actually wish to know anything more about me, please visit my LiveJournal.

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Reviews for Day Of The Dead

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10/10

rosered

The Avocado Kadaver took me completely by surprise!  I laughed until tears rolled down my face.  Nice one!  :D

0/10

Marti

*marti falls off chair and dies laughing!*  OMG!!!  loved it!marti

0/10

_Levicorpus_

This is very... interesting. Where the inpspiration came for this i'm not sure I want to know. continue honing your writing, I'm sure these drabbles are simply to get the insanity out of your system *chuckle*I did like the bit about 'undead guacamole', that was clever.

0/10

harmony_bites

Oh man. I can't stop laughing. OK, bad day--but what a way to die in the end! I might die laughing;-)

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Please don't die laughing - who would I talk to in chat then?

Thanks for letting me know we made you giggle, Harmony.

10/10

x_dobby

HA. Love it. xxolivia

10/10

helshez

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! That was ACE!!!!!!!!!! Nice one!!!!!!

0/10

nighthawk

You're right, this is sick.  I had to laugh so hard. My favorite is the undead guacamole. I nearly fell of my chair at that one.

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

*offers to steady your chair* Yes, it was definitely sick, but I’m glad it made you laugh.  Thanks for the review.  The undead guacamole just sort of – happened. 

0/10

Southern_Witch_69

This was a great little tale. ~snicker~ Now he's in for it, eh?

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Thank you so much, Sun! And oh yes, Severus has quite the night ahead of him.

10/10

severina

LOL! and i thought i was twisted.... thanks for a great laugh!

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

But being twisted can be such fun!      Thanks for reading, Severina.

0/10

Owlbait

Larilee would come up with an  Avacado Kadaver spell. How outragiously silly, very nice.

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Yes, she is definitely to blame for the Avocado!  It was just too funny not to use in a story.  Thanks for reviewing,

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

, I appreciate it.

9/10

black spot

*snort* You are totally mad, and I love it.

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Well, yes, there is a high probability that I’m a bit mad, but that just makes life more fun.    Thanks for reviewing, Black Spot.

10/10

shalimar1981

Well, this was certainly unusual!

LMAO This was soo funny!

bye,

Shal 

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Thank you, Shalimar.  I'm glad you found it funny.

0/10

droxy

So  glad you are archiving this little gem!  Very imaginative and funny.

Response from Wolf Moonshadow (Author of Day Of The Dead)

Thanks, Droxy.  I may be slow, but I usually get there eventually.          I love your emoticon – is that supposed to be all of us drinking it up in chat? 

0/10

EverMystique

And I, my dear, died laughing. Great fun fluff.

10/10

mick42

You are right, you are both very sick, in the best way,

0/10

kimjo2

crackfic!!??!!  aye.  thanks

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