Broccoli Pubes
Angel_Of_Potions10 Reviews | 10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
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Angel_Of_Potions
Member Since 2006 | 4 Stories | Favorited by 4 | 5 Reviews Written | 18 Review Responses
Hi I'm Becca. Or as some people call me, Bex. Or Sniggi. Don't ask about the latter. It's a long story. Too long.
Anyway, I'm not sure what to include in this, so I apologise if it's just waffle.
Now let's see... My favourite pairing, (and the probably the only one I write) has got to be SS/HG.
I don't really know why. Perhaps because it was the first pairing I read, in "Luring The Enchantress" by Southern_Witch_69.
I have tried a hand at writing, but I am incapable of writing chaptered stories. I can only write one shots.
Anyway. I think that that is enough of me rambling on about nothing really. Cheers for reading this... stuff.
Toodles,
Sniggi
xoxox
Reviews for Broccoli Pubes
Hhaha. All I have to say to that is HAHHA. =) makes me worry not only for your friend, but for you encouraging such.... things. **chuckles* amusing though! Good job. *giggles**
What a crazy title!
That's sweet and weird and wonderful :o) Thanks very much for writing and sharing, -ickles.
Nope. Can't see it. I've looked and just can't get anything that a small sprog could say/see/overhear to even remotely resemble 'broccoli pubes' . This said, I have 2 kids, 11 nieces/nephews, 2 great nephews and 15 godchildren and even after consulting with them; Nope, just can't get it.
Funny concept though. And well written too!Maybe the sequel will illuminate the unfortunate name of 'Daddy' problem.Blessings x
Response from Angel_Of_Potions (Author of Broccoli Pubes)
I see what you mean, and I have to confess that I don't know how I'm going to manage to explain this one. It's going to take me a while to find something convincing. As you've probably read, I get given random titles by my friends, because I rarely am able to think up of something that's more than just a one-shot, and so they gave me this. I just wrote the first thing that occured to me, but I'm going to try and create something that works. Thanks for your views, they really help.AOP
Response from Amethystique (Reviewer)
Possibly the broccoli pubes could have come from a rather inventive hex cast by a distraught Hermione during Labour? The thought of causing such nastyness to my hubby crossed my mind once or twice during mine!!! *Tee Hee!* I do look forward to your deranged friends overactive and very warped imaginative story titles though. Polka Dot Speedos was very entertaining if obscure in origin. Blessings!x
"I can't believe they had kids together! Hermione and a Slytherin... he's probably got... well... broccoli pubes or something!" I can totally see the twins overhearing a Ron rant and misunderstanding in the hilarious way that kids do...Loved it.
Response from Angel_Of_Potions (Author of Broccoli Pubes)
Hahaha, thanks for your thoughts, and I can see what you mean. The whole Ron thing might well be the reason why haha. I haven't decided yet. If you don't mind, may I nick your idea about Ron? If my muse is being awkward that is. 
AOP
Response from enchanter (Reviewer)
If it means more's in store for us readers, go right ahead. Who'm I to stand in the way of a creative lead?
I've heard Snape called many names but...not compare to broccoli pubes. Why did they say this? And does a broccoli really have pubes? If so, would they be green?
Response from Angel_Of_Potions (Author of Broccoli Pubes)
Haha, I know what you mean and this is a completely random title. I wasn't quite sure as to how 'Broccoli Pubes' would fit in to it, and then I realised that little children say things all the time that they don't know the meaning of. I could make the excuse that the children may have overheard their dad being called 'Sevvy-Poo' or something patronising by another adult, maybe Harry. I haven't quite thought about it. This little tale was mostly written for the entertainment.To answer your question about the Broccoli, I'm not quite sure. Broccoli is a plant, and so I presume that it would have reproductive parts, but I'm not quite sure about the hair... If they did, I would think that they would be green, seeing as Broccoli is.Thanks for reviewing,AOP
I don't get it.
Ok, now I really want to know what happened to make the child believe that a picture of Daddy should be called broccoli pubes.
hehehee... need i say more? Luv ya xx
Like I said, I love your sense of humor. You know just how to brighten a truly horrid day! ~The Mistress
Response from Angel_Of_Potions (Author of Broccoli Pubes)
Thanks. It's a rather disturbing title, but stories with young children can be so amusing... *grins evily*AOP