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Your Cheating Heart

1: Complete short story.

Your Cheating Heart

Alison

5 Reviews   |   5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Drama Hogwarts Castle 2,251 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Argus Filch

Poor Argus Filch! His heart is breaking.

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Chapter 1: Complete short story.


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Alison

Member Since 2006  |  42 Stories  |  Favorited by 26  |  8 Reviews Written  |  149 Review Responses

A published Aussie author for a number of years now, I decided to dabble in the waters of HP fanfic for the first time. I hope my stories are acceptable.

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0/10

Bettina

OMG of all people, errr, beings, it has to be Peeves. This is SOO disturbing and wrong and uurgh and yak
and

... and yet, it was a great read.
Thanks for sharing!

9/10

janis

Oh, how funny!  I kept wondering about furry love and almost thought it would be Cedric.  but Peeves?  Very appropriate, tee hee.  And what an amazing last line.  Did you write it first?

Response from Alison (Author of Your Cheating Heart)

Thanks for the comments!  I was a bit scared of posting this story; it's the most graphic I've written so far and of course the theme is a bit "yuck"!  At least it explains why Madame Pince and Argus Filch appeared to be close in HBP; they share common interests!  Maybe I'll write about Pince and Firenze next?  (eww!)Alison

9/10

notsosaintly

I had to laugh at the other reviewer's review. *lol* Now, I read through this in queue, and I have to say that I am glad I did because I am pretty unsquickable, whereas my trusty deputy headmistress is not. Of course, I did not find the sex titillating, but I did think it was an area not too often explored, and therefore quite interesting to read. I have to say, The final line had my eyebrows rising ... and I think there may have even been a bit of a giggle. *grin*

Response from Alison (Author of Your Cheating Heart)

I think that has to be the squickiest thing I've ever written; most of my stories don't even *have* sex in them, or at most, inferred!  But it occured to me that the only HP character I have never ever read "getting any" is poor old Peeves!  With every other character (including Dobby, I've even read of Dobby at it, LOL!) at it like bunnies, I thought that was a bit unfair on him.  And I always thought the relationship between Filch and Mrs Norris was a bit *ahem* suspicious.I'm glad I didn't squick you too much!Alison

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

NSS, the unsquickable!  I think that is true, I had never heard of Peeves getting any either.  And I'm with you:  Mrs. Norris and Filch's relationship is kind of suspicious.  Anyway, I thought it was well-written and it definitely kept my interest till the end!

0/10

Anijade

Oh that is wrong on so many levels

8/10

Rabidpanda

oh gross! funny and well written but gross. i was hoping it was a student he was talking about during the beginning.

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