It's All A Game

It's All A Game

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*Hangers rattle*

"Severus, there's nothing in here but black and... what's this?" *gasp*

"Hermione, what are you doing in my wardrobe?"

"More to the point, what is this doing in there?"

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"Well, aren't you going to say something?"

"I'm... a little shocked."

"Hermione, I never expected anyone to see this; it was an impulse buy, years ago."

"Is that your excuse?"

"I need no excuse. I understand that it's not that uncommon; role-play I believe it's called."

"Yes, but... Severus, this is just perverse."

"It's just a fantasy. I've never actually worn them."

"Severus, these are Gryffindor Quidditch robes!"

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"Stop that. We'll get caught – again!"

"Don't pretend you don't like it, Harry, especially as it's conspicuously obvious you do."

"Drraaaccoo..."

"Very well. Have you ever made out in the Quidditch changing rooms?"

"A little."

"Want to make that 'a lot'?"

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*Groan*

"What was that?"

"Shush – probably students putting in some 'extracurricular anatomy research'."

*Gods!*

*Moan*

"Let's go."

"Are you kidding? Old Prefect's trick; wait until the time's right, then burst in."

"When's the right time?"

*Rhythmic thumping*

"Now!"

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*Crash!* *Squeal*

"Hermione!"

"Harry!"

"Draco!"

"Snape?!"

*Slam!*

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"My eyes!"

"Harry, were those Gryffindor robes round Snape's ankles?"

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"Well, that was an embarrassing evening."

"I couldn't agree more, Hermione. Those two—"

"I didn't mean them, Severus. I meant you."

"How dare you! I wasn't the one making comments about 'beating the Bludger' or 'slamming the Quaffle through the hoop' all through dinner."

"No, you were the one who lunged across the table to throttle Draco."

"I was provoked. You didn't hear his last comment, did you?"

"No, but I can't see how it would make a difference."

"He winked at me and then he said, 'It made a change to see you almost wearing some colour for once.'!"

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A/N I've been searching for the scraps of paper I wrote the original versions of these on for over a year. I finally decided rewriting was less frustrating :)

Thanks to NotSoSaintly for the Beta work, I really appreciate it.